Authoresses Note:
Linde: Remember when I said that now I'm handcuffed to Kaiba that I'll have a 'Kaiba Bashing Day'?
Cerelia: How can I forget?
Linde: Well, good news. It's going to be 'Kaiba Bashing Week'!!
Kaiba: (Already handcuffed to Linde) WHAT!
Linde: Yes, a whole week of utter torture. And I'll be doing the honours.
Cerelia: I thought you liked him?
Linde: {Anime fall, along with Kaiba} DID NOT! I SAID HE WAS MY FAVOURITE TO KILL!!!!
Cerelia: (Teasing) Right.
Kaiba: Oh great. Well if you're going to torture me, can you do a whole week's worth now so I can get back to work?
Linde: No-can-do. Part of that torture is to drag you around while you beg me to let you work on your laptop.
Kaiba: (Evil glares)
Cerelia: You two love to glare and think of ways to murder the person that pissed you off don't you? What a perfect couple....
Linde and Kaiba: Grrr....
Cerelia: ^^ Well lucky for Kaiba, that'll start next chapter, so lets read then!
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Chapter 10-A Sibling, A Gift And A Video
-Akira residence, in the middle of 'Dare or Dare'-
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: Yes, a brother, what's so wrong about that?
Kaiba: I didn't know you had a brother.
Yugi: And me!
Cerelia's brother: WASSUP!
Everyone: ^^U
Cerelia: This is Royth, my *stupid* baka of a brother.
Royth: And this is my big fat ugly sister.
Kaiba: I like this kid.
Cerelia: (Shoots Kaiba an icy glare)
Linde: Don't push your luck Kaiba, or I'll banish you.
Kaiba: To see you banish yourself, anything.
Royth: Is that Yami Linde?
Linde: Linde to you kido, or shall I say Sobek?
Yami: Sobek?
Sobek: (Popping out in his own body) Ya? What do you want little warrior girl?
Linde: (Shoots him a glare) Suck-up. Try-hard.
Sobek: (Looks at Linde's hand) Why are handcuffed to your husband?
Joey: O_O WHAT???
Yami: Sobek, so you came back after all.
Sobek: (Bowing down to Yami) I'm sorry. It could not be helped.
Yami: I thought you'd have gone to never be seen in this lifetime again, but you sacrificed yourself to save the world, you have proven yourself faithful and loyal.
Sobek: (Head still down) Thankyou your highness.
Yami: He is my Royal Advisor. My father's advisor found you in the reeds of the Nile and brought you here, he taught you and brought you up to follow in his footsteps to guide me once he was gone.
Sobek: I remember that-
Joey: Wait, sorry to interrupt, but HUSBAND??? o_O
Sobek: Yes, of course. Do you deny your marriage to the high priest 'Lady' Lina?
Mariah: (Raises eyebrows) Lady? Lina?
Krystal: You got reincarnated or something?
Linde: Be silent! I never married the guy. I was Lina in Medievil Europe.
Yami Bakura: Sobek eh?
Sobek: (Looking at Yami Bakura with interest) Bakura, I almost didn't recognise you, you really are the same moron. Just like last time when I caught you.
Yami Bakura: And you have been as big of a fag as you'll ever be.
Yami: Silence both of you, we will not speak of the past whilst we are guests in Cerelia's home.
Linde: I agree, any greetings and things to sort out can go on later, we are here so our hikari's can have a Christmas sleep-over.
Mariah: How about 'Secret Santa' or 'Cris Cringle'?
Cerelia: Erm.... (Still recovering from that confusing conversation of the yami's) Ok.
(Everyone draws a slip of paper and starts to hand out the present they bought with them to that person
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Authoresses Comment: To make things easier for you, Yugi gives to Bakura, Bakura-Serenity, Serenity-Royth, Royth-Krystal, Krystal-Yami Bakura, Yami Bakura-Mariah, Mariah-Cerelia, Cerelia-Joey, Joey-Linde, Linde-Kaiba and Kaiba-Yugi. Did I say easier? ^^U Lemme re-phrase that, confusing is the more 'appropriate' word!
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Linde: Why is it that I always have something to do with Kaiba? It's rigged I tell you, rigged. (Hands a big neatly wrapped parcel to Kaiba) Merry Christmas.
Kaiba: (Opens it and takes out a bright pink frilly trenchcoat) WHAT THE HELL?!
Linde: I knew you'll like the 'add-on'.
Kaiba: PINK!!!! AGAIN?!
Linde: Yep ^^
Kaiba: (Evil glares)(Throws present aside)
Linde: Why don't you wear it?
Kaiba: You can't make me!
Linde: (Pulls out M. Sword) Just 'coz we're stuck for a week, doesn't mean I can't painfully squish you.
Kaiba: o_O I'll put it on.... (Puts on pink trenchcoat and almost immediately takes it off)
Linde: That's better! Hehe...
Joey: Hey Linde! You're my secret Santa! I got you something!
Linde: (Unwraps present) Awww....you shouldn't have! It's just what I needed! 'All-New Premium Sword Polish'! Now I can make my sword shiny too!
Joey: Thought you might like it!!
Kaiba: (Throws Yugi a small parcel containing a whole load of booster packs)
Yugi: Oof! Oh wow, BOOSTERS! NOW I CAN MODIFY MY DECK!!!!
Yami: ^^U
Mariah: What about birthday and christmas presents?
Krystal: (Sly grin) Oh, and before I forget... (Hands Linde a bag) Open it.
Linde: (Starts un-wrapping all presents, including one's from Australia) Ok, now Krystal's....HECK?!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: (Pulls out a cd with a pic of Kaiba on it, a fan with writing that I will NOT talk of and a gold photo frame with a pic of Kaiba in it) What in the (censored) name of the (censored) god of all the (censored) heaven?!!
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Authoresses Comment: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! MY OWN FRIENDS OR SHOULD I SAY 'FORMER' FRIENDS ACTUALLY GAVE ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!!! THEY ACTUALLY REALLY DID THIS AND NOW I'M WRITING IT DOWN!!!!! AND THEY ACTUALLY DID FORCE ME TO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
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Krystal: ^^
Linde: I HATE YOU!!!!!!! (Grabs for Krystal's neck and attempts to strangle her within an inch of her life)
Krystal: *Hack* HEY! GET OF ME WOULD YA! THAT IS UNWANTED PHYSICAL CONTACT!
Everyone: (Trying to hold back Linde)
Mariah: Why don't we listen to the cd? (Evil grins and puts in cd, music of Kaiba singing can be heard)
Kaiba: O_O I did NOT sing that!
Linde: (Blocking ears with both hands) I can't hear it!!!!!
Mariah and Vivien who just popped outta nowhere: (Pulling her hands off, with much success and bounding her against the couch) Yes you can!
Linde: Oh really? (Gives Mariah a deathly stare and breaks free before sending her crashing into the couch) Take that, now your turn... (Uses Vivien's arms to pull herself up and threaten to break them)
Vivien: (Lets go) Fine...
Linde: (Tugs on handcuff and Kaiba falls again) Damn supernatural handcuffs!
(The door comes crashing down and a girl with short black hair and a machine gun charges in)
???: Gimme all your money!
Everyone except the authoresses: ^^U Who are you?
???: The name's Balqis, now hand over the money!
Joey: Money? We ain't got no money!
Kaiba: Speak for yourself.
Krystal: Ain't you that lame robber girl?
Balqis: (Turning to Cerelia) Your husband's money, now hand it over or I'll end your life!
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: -_-U He's not my husband remember, he's Linde's...
Linde: (Lunges for her hikari but trips over Kaiba's foot) OW! I am NOT IN A (censored) GOOD MOOD!!!!!
Balqis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Starts shooting but misses every single one)
Cerelia: It would be VERY nice if you didn't put holes in my house, my parents will be home soon...
Joey: Wha? I'm not dead?!
Linde: -_-U Balqis, you have sucky aim....
Balqis: Hand over the money Kaiba, or I'll shoot your wife!
Krystal: Linde, why don't you kill Balqis or something? It was her idea to give you those presents ^_~
Linde: *Twitch twitch* THAT'S IT! (Steals Krystal's M. Mallet and send Balqis flying through the air, another big hole appearing on the ceiling) I'll KILL her when I get to school!
Krystal: When's that?
Linde: After the holidays I'm afraid...
Cerelia: -_-U My repairing bills are gonna explode..
Royth: Mum'll kill you...
Mariah: Oh, no worries... (Clicks fingers and all damage including the piano's disappear)
Cerelia: ^^U O...k, now you have all your presents, lets watch some home videos! Sound familiar?
Everyone: (Having the same thing happen to them in Mariah's fanfic and to the Blade Breakers, they freaked out) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts running around frantically)
Linde: (Clicks fingers and everyone excluding Cerelia, Mariah, Krystal and Qin is locked up in chains) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
Everyone: ^^U She sure is in a good mood compared to what happened.....
Kaiba: How the hell did you manage to lock me in chains while I'm handcuffed to you?
Linde: I just do, now the first video is from Mariah.
Mariah: ^^
(Puts in video and screen turns all fuzzy then a big sign saying 'Australian Idol Tryouts' can be seen)
Mariah: Hehe....Guy Sebastian will have some competition....
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Authoresses Comment: Ok, if there is a '*'/star thingy next to the name of a character, it means that the person is talking in the video, okz?
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*Start of Tape*
(Screen changes and we see Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan and Bakura lining up, Joey steps forward and starts to 'sing', that is if you call it singing)
Tea*: Common Joey, I dare you to sing!
Joey*: Alright (Starts to sing)
Yugi: AHH!! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
Joey*: (Still singing, now with a new dance routine)
Everyone: O_O
(Screen turns fuzzy then clears to show Joey sleeping with a REBD plushie, Kaiba with a BEWD plushie and Yugi with a Dark Magician plushie)
Joey*: (Still asleep, mumbling) More pancakes...mm..hmmmm......
Yugi*: *Yawn* I want my mommy....
Kaiba*: (Mumbling) Virtual systems check...
(Screen changes and shows everyone at the shopping centre)
Joey*: (On the escalator) Look at me! (Starts to run backwards)
Mariah*: Joey! Watch for that-
Joey*: (Falls into the fountain) *Glub glub*
Mariah*: Fountain.
Linde*: ('Accidentally' shoves Kaiba in as well) ^_~
*End of Tape*
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: Grrr... *blushes*
Yugi: How-how did that get there?
Krystal: My tape now....(evil grin)
*Start of Tape 2*
(Screen clears and we see Bakura dancing and singing at the top of his voice)
Bakura*: (Singing in some weird language)
Bakura: Eep!
(Tristan joins in and they both start dancing/waltzing or whatever you want to call it)
Tristan*: WEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
(Screen changes and shows Yami and Linde together on the train)
Linde*: So, are you and Krystal doing anything tonight?
Yami*: Huh? Errr......
Linde*: (Moves closer) Well?
Yami*: Er...wha?
Linde*: (Moves even closer) Sure?
Yami*: Erm... (gets really figety and runs off)
*End of Tape 2*
Linde: Heck?!
Yami: *Blushes* That did not happen....
Linde: Where the (censored) did you get that?!
Krystal: Same place you were hitting on my husband-take him for all I care.
Linde: I WAS NOT!!!! AND I DON'T WANT HIM!!!!!!
Mariah: Aha, sure. Well this tape I got thanks to Yugi's grandpa.
Yami: You really have to say that when I'm here?
*Start of Tape 3*
(A young Yugi can be seen with young Kaiba in a 'Barney the purple dinosaur' costume singing, and yes Mariah did use this video in her fanfic)
Yugi*: I love you!
Kaiba*: You love me!
Both*: We're a happy family!
Everyone: O_O
Cerelia: Heck?
Krystal: I'd say.
(Screen changes and sees Joey stealing $10 from Mariah's wallet)
Joey*: Need....money! (Fumbles and the note gets blown away)
Mariah: So that's where my $10 went! (Wacks Joey across the head)
Joey: OW!
Joey*: (Chasing after the money) NO!!!! MONEY!!!!!! (Trips and fall on Kaiba who falls on Linde who falls on Bakura who falls on Krystal who falls on Yami)
Linde*: Oof! Hey! GET YOUR (censored) BUTT OFF ME YOU STUPID BAKA!!!!!
Linde and Krystal: (Also wacks Joey across the head)
Joey: OW!
(Screen changes again and we see Mariah, Krystal and Linde in a hotspring, wearing a towel of course)
Linde*: I have a bad feeling about this....
Mariah*: What can go wrong?
(Phone rings and Mariah somehow picks it up)
Mariah*: Moshi moshi?
???*: Hey, we're coming over! (Hangs up)
Mariah*: Weird, that voice sounds like-
(The wall separating the girls hotsprings and the guys hotspring falls as a group of maniacal fangirls rush towards the guys)
Krystal*: Qin Lollipop Lady Yellow Padded-one Bi Mid-airwalker Ishtar and President of the 'Malik Ishtar Fan Club' and Ex-president of the 'Kaiba Fangurl Association'?
Linde*: Yep.
Joey* and Yugi*: Wha?!
(Girls run to the two Bakura's, Kaiba and Yami and starts *ahem* taking their stuff)
Bishies*: AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Fangirls disappear thanks to Krystal and the guys relise they can see the girls)
Girls*: *Fume fume* Grrrr.... (All take out a mallet)
Guys*: Ah oh.
*End of Tape 3*
Everyone: (Staring dumbstruck at what just happened)
Cerelia: Well, um....now that that is over and done with... (Clicks her fingers and everyone is released)
Everyone: (Sighs in relief and try to forget what they just saw)
Cerelia: Sleep time!
(Everyone goes upstairs and do whatever they have to do to go to sleep)
Linde: Show time! (Relises Kaiba is still next to her) Damn!
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Show time?
Linde: You'll see.
Kaiba: Guess I'll be first to know.
Linde: (Rolls eyes) I hate having someone with me 24/7.
Cerelia: *Ahem*
Linde: You're different. You're my vessel.
Cerelia: I'm very flattered (sarcasm and rolls eyes)
Linde: (Leans to hit Cerelia with the hand that's handcuffed to Kaiba)(Gets pulled back and they both trip)
Linde and Kaiba: OW!
Yami Bakura: You both are pathetic.
Mariah: Why? Jealous?
Yami Bakura: I'LL KILL YOU!
Linde: You'll have to dig her up first, coz I'm gonna kill her!
Cerelia: (Laughing) Pl-please review! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ect. And all that stuff with the weird presents is true, in fact, if you don't believe me, talk to Mariah, Krystal, Qin or Vivien. I still can't believe Krystal and Balqis went through all that trouble just to piss Linde off!
Linde: Remember when I said that now I'm handcuffed to Kaiba that I'll have a 'Kaiba Bashing Day'?
Cerelia: How can I forget?
Linde: Well, good news. It's going to be 'Kaiba Bashing Week'!!
Kaiba: (Already handcuffed to Linde) WHAT!
Linde: Yes, a whole week of utter torture. And I'll be doing the honours.
Cerelia: I thought you liked him?
Linde: {Anime fall, along with Kaiba} DID NOT! I SAID HE WAS MY FAVOURITE TO KILL!!!!
Cerelia: (Teasing) Right.
Kaiba: Oh great. Well if you're going to torture me, can you do a whole week's worth now so I can get back to work?
Linde: No-can-do. Part of that torture is to drag you around while you beg me to let you work on your laptop.
Kaiba: (Evil glares)
Cerelia: You two love to glare and think of ways to murder the person that pissed you off don't you? What a perfect couple....
Linde and Kaiba: Grrr....
Cerelia: ^^ Well lucky for Kaiba, that'll start next chapter, so lets read then!
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Chapter 10-A Sibling, A Gift And A Video
-Akira residence, in the middle of 'Dare or Dare'-
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: Yes, a brother, what's so wrong about that?
Kaiba: I didn't know you had a brother.
Yugi: And me!
Cerelia's brother: WASSUP!
Everyone: ^^U
Cerelia: This is Royth, my *stupid* baka of a brother.
Royth: And this is my big fat ugly sister.
Kaiba: I like this kid.
Cerelia: (Shoots Kaiba an icy glare)
Linde: Don't push your luck Kaiba, or I'll banish you.
Kaiba: To see you banish yourself, anything.
Royth: Is that Yami Linde?
Linde: Linde to you kido, or shall I say Sobek?
Yami: Sobek?
Sobek: (Popping out in his own body) Ya? What do you want little warrior girl?
Linde: (Shoots him a glare) Suck-up. Try-hard.
Sobek: (Looks at Linde's hand) Why are handcuffed to your husband?
Joey: O_O WHAT???
Yami: Sobek, so you came back after all.
Sobek: (Bowing down to Yami) I'm sorry. It could not be helped.
Yami: I thought you'd have gone to never be seen in this lifetime again, but you sacrificed yourself to save the world, you have proven yourself faithful and loyal.
Sobek: (Head still down) Thankyou your highness.
Yami: He is my Royal Advisor. My father's advisor found you in the reeds of the Nile and brought you here, he taught you and brought you up to follow in his footsteps to guide me once he was gone.
Sobek: I remember that-
Joey: Wait, sorry to interrupt, but HUSBAND??? o_O
Sobek: Yes, of course. Do you deny your marriage to the high priest 'Lady' Lina?
Mariah: (Raises eyebrows) Lady? Lina?
Krystal: You got reincarnated or something?
Linde: Be silent! I never married the guy. I was Lina in Medievil Europe.
Yami Bakura: Sobek eh?
Sobek: (Looking at Yami Bakura with interest) Bakura, I almost didn't recognise you, you really are the same moron. Just like last time when I caught you.
Yami Bakura: And you have been as big of a fag as you'll ever be.
Yami: Silence both of you, we will not speak of the past whilst we are guests in Cerelia's home.
Linde: I agree, any greetings and things to sort out can go on later, we are here so our hikari's can have a Christmas sleep-over.
Mariah: How about 'Secret Santa' or 'Cris Cringle'?
Cerelia: Erm.... (Still recovering from that confusing conversation of the yami's) Ok.
(Everyone draws a slip of paper and starts to hand out the present they bought with them to that person
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Authoresses Comment: To make things easier for you, Yugi gives to Bakura, Bakura-Serenity, Serenity-Royth, Royth-Krystal, Krystal-Yami Bakura, Yami Bakura-Mariah, Mariah-Cerelia, Cerelia-Joey, Joey-Linde, Linde-Kaiba and Kaiba-Yugi. Did I say easier? ^^U Lemme re-phrase that, confusing is the more 'appropriate' word!
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Linde: Why is it that I always have something to do with Kaiba? It's rigged I tell you, rigged. (Hands a big neatly wrapped parcel to Kaiba) Merry Christmas.
Kaiba: (Opens it and takes out a bright pink frilly trenchcoat) WHAT THE HELL?!
Linde: I knew you'll like the 'add-on'.
Kaiba: PINK!!!! AGAIN?!
Linde: Yep ^^
Kaiba: (Evil glares)(Throws present aside)
Linde: Why don't you wear it?
Kaiba: You can't make me!
Linde: (Pulls out M. Sword) Just 'coz we're stuck for a week, doesn't mean I can't painfully squish you.
Kaiba: o_O I'll put it on.... (Puts on pink trenchcoat and almost immediately takes it off)
Linde: That's better! Hehe...
Joey: Hey Linde! You're my secret Santa! I got you something!
Linde: (Unwraps present) Awww....you shouldn't have! It's just what I needed! 'All-New Premium Sword Polish'! Now I can make my sword shiny too!
Joey: Thought you might like it!!
Kaiba: (Throws Yugi a small parcel containing a whole load of booster packs)
Yugi: Oof! Oh wow, BOOSTERS! NOW I CAN MODIFY MY DECK!!!!
Yami: ^^U
Mariah: What about birthday and christmas presents?
Krystal: (Sly grin) Oh, and before I forget... (Hands Linde a bag) Open it.
Linde: (Starts un-wrapping all presents, including one's from Australia) Ok, now Krystal's....HECK?!
Everyone: O_O
Linde: (Pulls out a cd with a pic of Kaiba on it, a fan with writing that I will NOT talk of and a gold photo frame with a pic of Kaiba in it) What in the (censored) name of the (censored) god of all the (censored) heaven?!!
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Authoresses Comment: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! MY OWN FRIENDS OR SHOULD I SAY 'FORMER' FRIENDS ACTUALLY GAVE ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!!! THEY ACTUALLY REALLY DID THIS AND NOW I'M WRITING IT DOWN!!!!! AND THEY ACTUALLY DID FORCE ME TO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
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Krystal: ^^
Linde: I HATE YOU!!!!!!! (Grabs for Krystal's neck and attempts to strangle her within an inch of her life)
Krystal: *Hack* HEY! GET OF ME WOULD YA! THAT IS UNWANTED PHYSICAL CONTACT!
Everyone: (Trying to hold back Linde)
Mariah: Why don't we listen to the cd? (Evil grins and puts in cd, music of Kaiba singing can be heard)
Kaiba: O_O I did NOT sing that!
Linde: (Blocking ears with both hands) I can't hear it!!!!!
Mariah and Vivien who just popped outta nowhere: (Pulling her hands off, with much success and bounding her against the couch) Yes you can!
Linde: Oh really? (Gives Mariah a deathly stare and breaks free before sending her crashing into the couch) Take that, now your turn... (Uses Vivien's arms to pull herself up and threaten to break them)
Vivien: (Lets go) Fine...
Linde: (Tugs on handcuff and Kaiba falls again) Damn supernatural handcuffs!
(The door comes crashing down and a girl with short black hair and a machine gun charges in)
???: Gimme all your money!
Everyone except the authoresses: ^^U Who are you?
???: The name's Balqis, now hand over the money!
Joey: Money? We ain't got no money!
Kaiba: Speak for yourself.
Krystal: Ain't you that lame robber girl?
Balqis: (Turning to Cerelia) Your husband's money, now hand it over or I'll end your life!
Everyone: o_O
Cerelia: -_-U He's not my husband remember, he's Linde's...
Linde: (Lunges for her hikari but trips over Kaiba's foot) OW! I am NOT IN A (censored) GOOD MOOD!!!!!
Balqis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Starts shooting but misses every single one)
Cerelia: It would be VERY nice if you didn't put holes in my house, my parents will be home soon...
Joey: Wha? I'm not dead?!
Linde: -_-U Balqis, you have sucky aim....
Balqis: Hand over the money Kaiba, or I'll shoot your wife!
Krystal: Linde, why don't you kill Balqis or something? It was her idea to give you those presents ^_~
Linde: *Twitch twitch* THAT'S IT! (Steals Krystal's M. Mallet and send Balqis flying through the air, another big hole appearing on the ceiling) I'll KILL her when I get to school!
Krystal: When's that?
Linde: After the holidays I'm afraid...
Cerelia: -_-U My repairing bills are gonna explode..
Royth: Mum'll kill you...
Mariah: Oh, no worries... (Clicks fingers and all damage including the piano's disappear)
Cerelia: ^^U O...k, now you have all your presents, lets watch some home videos! Sound familiar?
Everyone: (Having the same thing happen to them in Mariah's fanfic and to the Blade Breakers, they freaked out) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts running around frantically)
Linde: (Clicks fingers and everyone excluding Cerelia, Mariah, Krystal and Qin is locked up in chains) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
Everyone: ^^U She sure is in a good mood compared to what happened.....
Kaiba: How the hell did you manage to lock me in chains while I'm handcuffed to you?
Linde: I just do, now the first video is from Mariah.
Mariah: ^^
(Puts in video and screen turns all fuzzy then a big sign saying 'Australian Idol Tryouts' can be seen)
Mariah: Hehe....Guy Sebastian will have some competition....
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Authoresses Comment: Ok, if there is a '*'/star thingy next to the name of a character, it means that the person is talking in the video, okz?
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*Start of Tape*
(Screen changes and we see Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan and Bakura lining up, Joey steps forward and starts to 'sing', that is if you call it singing)
Tea*: Common Joey, I dare you to sing!
Joey*: Alright (Starts to sing)
Yugi: AHH!! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
Joey*: (Still singing, now with a new dance routine)
Everyone: O_O
(Screen turns fuzzy then clears to show Joey sleeping with a REBD plushie, Kaiba with a BEWD plushie and Yugi with a Dark Magician plushie)
Joey*: (Still asleep, mumbling) More pancakes...mm..hmmmm......
Yugi*: *Yawn* I want my mommy....
Kaiba*: (Mumbling) Virtual systems check...
(Screen changes and shows everyone at the shopping centre)
Joey*: (On the escalator) Look at me! (Starts to run backwards)
Mariah*: Joey! Watch for that-
Joey*: (Falls into the fountain) *Glub glub*
Mariah*: Fountain.
Linde*: ('Accidentally' shoves Kaiba in as well) ^_~
*End of Tape*
Everyone: o_O
Kaiba: Grrr... *blushes*
Yugi: How-how did that get there?
Krystal: My tape now....(evil grin)
*Start of Tape 2*
(Screen clears and we see Bakura dancing and singing at the top of his voice)
Bakura*: (Singing in some weird language)
Bakura: Eep!
(Tristan joins in and they both start dancing/waltzing or whatever you want to call it)
Tristan*: WEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
(Screen changes and shows Yami and Linde together on the train)
Linde*: So, are you and Krystal doing anything tonight?
Yami*: Huh? Errr......
Linde*: (Moves closer) Well?
Yami*: Er...wha?
Linde*: (Moves even closer) Sure?
Yami*: Erm... (gets really figety and runs off)
*End of Tape 2*
Linde: Heck?!
Yami: *Blushes* That did not happen....
Linde: Where the (censored) did you get that?!
Krystal: Same place you were hitting on my husband-take him for all I care.
Linde: I WAS NOT!!!! AND I DON'T WANT HIM!!!!!!
Mariah: Aha, sure. Well this tape I got thanks to Yugi's grandpa.
Yami: You really have to say that when I'm here?
*Start of Tape 3*
(A young Yugi can be seen with young Kaiba in a 'Barney the purple dinosaur' costume singing, and yes Mariah did use this video in her fanfic)
Yugi*: I love you!
Kaiba*: You love me!
Both*: We're a happy family!
Everyone: O_O
Cerelia: Heck?
Krystal: I'd say.
(Screen changes and sees Joey stealing $10 from Mariah's wallet)
Joey*: Need....money! (Fumbles and the note gets blown away)
Mariah: So that's where my $10 went! (Wacks Joey across the head)
Joey: OW!
Joey*: (Chasing after the money) NO!!!! MONEY!!!!!! (Trips and fall on Kaiba who falls on Linde who falls on Bakura who falls on Krystal who falls on Yami)
Linde*: Oof! Hey! GET YOUR (censored) BUTT OFF ME YOU STUPID BAKA!!!!!
Linde and Krystal: (Also wacks Joey across the head)
Joey: OW!
(Screen changes again and we see Mariah, Krystal and Linde in a hotspring, wearing a towel of course)
Linde*: I have a bad feeling about this....
Mariah*: What can go wrong?
(Phone rings and Mariah somehow picks it up)
Mariah*: Moshi moshi?
???*: Hey, we're coming over! (Hangs up)
Mariah*: Weird, that voice sounds like-
(The wall separating the girls hotsprings and the guys hotspring falls as a group of maniacal fangirls rush towards the guys)
Krystal*: Qin Lollipop Lady Yellow Padded-one Bi Mid-airwalker Ishtar and President of the 'Malik Ishtar Fan Club' and Ex-president of the 'Kaiba Fangurl Association'?
Linde*: Yep.
Joey* and Yugi*: Wha?!
(Girls run to the two Bakura's, Kaiba and Yami and starts *ahem* taking their stuff)
Bishies*: AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Fangirls disappear thanks to Krystal and the guys relise they can see the girls)
Girls*: *Fume fume* Grrrr.... (All take out a mallet)
Guys*: Ah oh.
*End of Tape 3*
Everyone: (Staring dumbstruck at what just happened)
Cerelia: Well, um....now that that is over and done with... (Clicks her fingers and everyone is released)
Everyone: (Sighs in relief and try to forget what they just saw)
Cerelia: Sleep time!
(Everyone goes upstairs and do whatever they have to do to go to sleep)
Linde: Show time! (Relises Kaiba is still next to her) Damn!
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Authoresses Ending Comment:
Cerelia: Show time?
Linde: You'll see.
Kaiba: Guess I'll be first to know.
Linde: (Rolls eyes) I hate having someone with me 24/7.
Cerelia: *Ahem*
Linde: You're different. You're my vessel.
Cerelia: I'm very flattered (sarcasm and rolls eyes)
Linde: (Leans to hit Cerelia with the hand that's handcuffed to Kaiba)(Gets pulled back and they both trip)
Linde and Kaiba: OW!
Yami Bakura: You both are pathetic.
Mariah: Why? Jealous?
Yami Bakura: I'LL KILL YOU!
Linde: You'll have to dig her up first, coz I'm gonna kill her!
Cerelia: (Laughing) Pl-please review! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ect. And all that stuff with the weird presents is true, in fact, if you don't believe me, talk to Mariah, Krystal, Qin or Vivien. I still can't believe Krystal and Balqis went through all that trouble just to piss Linde off!