Authoresses Note:

Linde: Ah this faithful week...

Cerelia: I feel sorry for Kaiba...

Kaiba: (Looks up from laptop screen) Wha?

Cerelia: I thought you said you weren't going to let him work?

Linde: (Evil smirk) He begged hard enough.

Kaiba: *Blushes* (Continues on his laptop)

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*Flashback*

(Linde sitting on the sofa reading a book)

Kaiba: I'm bored...

Linde: (Looks up) So?

Kaiba: Let me work on my laptop!

Linde: No.

Kaiba: Fine then, 'please'?

Linde: No.

Kaiba: If you let me, I'll give you whatever you want.

Linde: (Thinks of the Celtic Rose Cards for a moment) Beg and grovel.

Kaiba: WHAT! NO!

Linde: Too bad.

Kaiba: (Really desperate) Alright! Please let me use my laptop.

Linde: Hmmm....no.

Kaiba: BUT YOU SAID-

Linde: Beg more.

(Kaiba begs for another few minutes)

Linde: Ok.

Kaiba: (Glaring with bitter hatred)

*End Flashback*

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Linde: Understand?

Cerelia: (Giggle) Indeed I do. Alright then, let the torture begin!

Mariah: I wouldn't count on that.

Cerelia: Why?

Mariah: -_-U Don't you ever re-read what goes on??

Cerelia: (Thinks and re-reads) o_O Oh.

Mariah: Well, lets not keep them waiting!

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Chapter 11-A First Impression

-Akira residence, morning-

Cerelia: (Stirs) Morning?

Linde: Sure is.

Cerelia: What's the time?

Linde: 10:30.

Cerelia: WHAT!!?

Linde: Lucky it's the holidays.

(Everyone else stirs)

Joey: (Half asleep) More pizza please....

Mariah: (Rubbing eyes) *Yawn*

Linde: I have bacon and eggs downstairs. Oh, and one thing... (kicks Kaiba awake)

Kaiba: Ow! *Grumble*

Linde: How dare you fall asleep!

Kaiba: You have no idea how boring you are, and I've been dragged to death thanks to that (censored) breakfast!

Linde: ^^ Breakfast anyone?

Mariah: Wait, wake up Joey first.

Yugi: Please, if you value your breakfast, don't wake him!

(All except Joey go downstairs to eat)

Bakura: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!

Linde: (Looks back) Oh, I forgot to warn you...

(Everyone looks at Bakura and sees his hair has been dyed green)

Bakura: GREEN!!! OF ALL COLOURS, GREEN!!!!!!!!

Linde: Wendy likes green.

Mariah: Wendy..-_-U

Linde: By the way, if you would kindly look at the loungeroom walls, you'll find a nice gallery there.

Everyone: Ah oh.

(Everyone rushes to the loungeroom and there's a loud cry)

Linde: (Coming in) Thought you might like it.

Mariah: ^^ (Points to the wall all covered in pictures and photos of the Yu- Gi-Oh! cast sleeping with kawaii plushies)

All Yu-Gi-Oh! cast: O_O (Grabs all the pics and chucks them in a fire someone started)

Kaiba: I had to bear it while she put them all up...

Mariah: Awww...poor Kaiba...I feel so sorry for you, married to your worst nightmare...now handcuffed too...

Linde: O_O Why you stupid baka!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!! (Chases after Mariah, again forgetting she's handcuffed to Kaiba and falls back)

Krystal: You deserved that.

Linde: Did I? Well I'll have my say in this (thinks of plot No.2 paragraph 10 of her personal revenge list)

Kaiba: Trust me, listening to her plot revenge is scary.

Everyone: Thank god we can go home now.....

Linde: Not so fast, you forgot breakfast!

Everyone: Oh (finishes breakfast in about a second) Done, now we can go?

Linde: Wait, you forgot someone...

Joey: (Comes crashing downstairs) BACON!!!!! (runs down and crashes into the opposite wall)

Mariah: Again?

Linde: Check his face...

Joey: Ouch.

Everyone: (Stares at Joey's face and snickers)

Joey: (With a moustache, beard, glasses and squiggles drawn on his face) What?

Linde: Never mind....

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-Kaiba mansion, after the sleep-over-

Linde: (Getting out of the limo with difficulty) Why the hell do we have hikari's? So they can order their yami's around for their own amusement???

Kaiba: Will you stop all that cursing! I have work to do!

Linde: (Just relising something) O_O

Kaiba: What? I can still go to my office can't I?

Linde: How do we go to the bathroom?!

Kaiba: O_O SERENITY WHEELER!!!!

-Kaiba mansion, again-

Linde: Great! Now how the hell do I do anything!!!

Kaiba: Beats me...

Linde: (Pissed because Serenity told her to blindfold Kaiba) Stupid sleep- over!

Kaiba: It's hard for me to run a company when I'm attached to a psyco five thousand-year-old girl...

Linde: (Reaching for her M. Sword and attempts to behead him) Care to say it again?

Kaiba: (Grabbing her hand and pulling her forward) Gladly, you should really stop pointing that thing-

(Knock on the door and Mokuba comes in)

Mokuba: Seto I-

(Awkward silence as Mokuba studies the situation)

Mokuba: Yup...

Linde: I'm just telling you brother here how sharp my Millennium Sword is.

Mokuba: (Raises eyebrows) I see, I'll leave you two alone then. Seto, dinner is almost ready (turns and leaves)

Linde: (Pulling free off Kaiba's grasp and falls over) Ow... (straightens up) Hmpf!

Kaiba: (Returning to his laptop) Whatever possesed me to duel that new girl...

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Authoresses Ending Comment:

Cerelia: Aha, looks like you are falling for him, get it? Falling!

Linde: (Evil glares) Ha ha, very funny not.

Cerelia: It is, to me, but I'm not sure about the readers, they probably expect more, but I'm just human.

Linde: You sure?

Cerelia: Are you saying I'm not?

Linde: Well duh (rolls eyes)

Cerelia: You roll your eyes a lot in this fanfic.

Linde: It's my way of saying 'you're pathetic' because basically, you are.

Cerelia: Moi? Non, tu as bete.

Linde: I only speak two languages, English (Australian version) and Egyptian.

Cerelia: What about baka?

Linde: And a bit of jap.

Cerelia: Well, I said you're the idiot.

Linde: (Starts cursing in Egyptian)

Cerelia: Unlike you, I don't speak egyptian.

Linde: Well ain't that a bite in the-

Cerelia: Just stop rolling your eyes.

Linde: Ok, tcht!

Cerelia: Huh?

Linde: It's an alternative to rolling my eyes.

Cerelia: -_-U Never mind, gotta start writing that nex chapter...