Cult of the Moon Sisters
by Aldesina
Chapter 7
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Disclaimer: you know the drill, and I'm getting tired of typing this, so from now on it's gonna be the same old disclaimer, again and again and again and again......
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Author's note: Um for all you people who have been putting up with my spelling, and grammar mistakes.......THANK YOU!!! I promise I'll proof read a bit more, and sorry about not getting this chapter up for a long time, as of recently my internet service was canceled.. but I back! Oh and as for that person who flamed me calling me a retard-- each do it's own! if you don't like it don't read it cause I'm just gonna read flames, laugh and keep writing
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Preventor's office Friday Morning
We hear yelling coming from some place down the hall, it echoes and bounces off the walls vibrating so badly that we can't even make out what the yelling is about, until we get closer to the origin of that noise, there outside the door of a large corner office we hear Colonel Une sounding off and making six pairs of ears blister and bleed.
"What the Hell do you think the lot of you are doing?!?!!? EH? What do you think you are doing"
"Uh I though she got over the two face deal" Duo whispered to Heero
"Evidently not"
"What are the two of you yammering about? You, The Chief Engineer and, You, A God damn General! What the hell has gotten into you huh? Maxwell, all I ever see you do now is stuff your face with food, I know I know you used to do that all the time, but at least back then you would work all that food off, by fixing mech, weapons and everything else. Now look at you, You'll soon look like those jelly rolls you like so much, you're a disgrace! No Shit of course Hilde would lose interest in you!"
"Aw jeez Lady Une, it's not that bad" Duo protested Heero smirked
"And what do you think you're laughing about Heero?"
"Huh" Heero looked confused then narrowed his eyes.... "That's General Yuy to you Colonel Une"
"And let me remind you that even though you may be a General I'm still head of the Preventors, whom of which you WORK FOR!! SO GET THIS STRAIGHT!! YOU WORK FOR ME!!!" Heero, despite all his perfect solider training, cowered. Something was up, Lady Une was never this mad before, and maybe he went a little too far with the pulling rank deal but......
"Let me tell you something Yuy, YOU fucking short circuited the entire training area on this base, using up every flight stimulator machine, every weapon's stimulator, every stupid piece of machinery that you could get your hands on, What's wrong? run out of self detonating devices so you decided to kill everything slowly? Do you think that would get Relena back?
"Wait a sec, Une what does this have to do with Relena" Zechs asked
"Well, well, well if it isn't the over-bearing-over-protective-badly-needs-his-hourly- dose-of-Prozac-so-he'd-stop-bothering-and-pestering-his-little-sister-about-protection-this-and-protection-that-over-all-annoying-BIG BROTHER who also left HER for the first and most Important years of her life. Look at you, YOU OBSESSIVE insensitive jerk. Do you know what you did to Noin? She followed you everywhere, and all that mattered to you was your missions, your stupid little dream world and your sister, damn you and Yuy are exact freaking clones of each other, MISSIONS and RELENA that's all you think of. You've been a humiliation to your station! And what is up with you always floating off into your own little space Zechs, Is your mind really that empty? Cause if it is I would love to shake the cobwebs out of it for you, With a 12 mm pistol!
"What mission" Heero and Zechs asked at once.
Lady Une threw up her hands in exasperation, and turned her back to the men, removed her glasses and pretended to control her anger because she was shaking. In reality she was shaking with laughter, the boys seem to have completely lost their sense of everything, they didn't even think that it was odd, that she knew every single one of their problems, and she was enjoying venting out her anger. She glanced at the small recorder on her desk, Right now Relena and the others were probably delighted over the fact that she was giving those clueless gundam pilots a good tongue lashing.
"Uh Lady Une, are you okay?" Quatre asked, you look a bit perplexed.
Round two, ding ding Une one g-boys zip, time to run over the other three
"Perplexed?" Lady Une spat, shoving her glasses firmly onto her nose. "let me educate the lot of you about being perplexed," she said advancing on the remaining gundam pilots. " Dorothy has been trying her very hardest, to please you and try to convert her war mongering ways and become more of a pacifist. All you do is demand, more, and more, and more, Hell with it, Be a MAN for Christ's sake, she loves you but not because you behave like a stuffed animal!"
"Stuffed animal?" Quatre echoed
" OR maybe I should say punching bag, and you, You clown faced idiot, What do you think you were doing, sharpening every knife in the complex!"
"What's so bad about that" Trowa asked "It's always good to have a knife around."
"Oh Yeah" Lady Une said, her face getting an evil look on them then suddenly pulling out six knives and in one throw pinned six gundam pilots to the wall by their uniforms. " Its wonderful to have sharp knives around"
Oh shit, all six of them looked at each other and then back at Lady Une, she's flipped, maybe it's because as of recently she found out that Trieze is alive and.....well, hasn't exactly tried very hard to contact her. In fact, he hasn't tried at all (Don't worry folks that's gonna be another story)
"It's just peachy keen Trowa, but when you practice your knife throwing on everyone in your path, it gets destructive!" Oh and speaking of destructive, somebody has been enjoying his katana's company too much lately wouldn't you say Wufei?" Wufei gulped and wondered why the hell in all his kung-fu training he didn't discover a way to fade and sink into the wall. Maybe if he kept thinking 'Be one with the wall' it might work.
" Somebody's been slicing an dicing every single fucking thing in this base, I walk by and I see desks, chairs, tools, papers, walls, clothes, weapons, bags, doors, and the whole lot of shit that they throw at you in the fighting program all chopped up and minced! What is this Wufei, are you planning to be a chef or something? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I CAN HAVE YOUR LIEUTENANT ASS ASSIGNED TO LIEUTENANT OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!! DISMISSED!!! It's little wonder the girls are meeting at Relena's to get the hell away from you! And speaking of which: THE Lot of you Get the HELL out NOW!!"
All six ran tearing their uniforms as then went leaving the knives still lodged in the wall. Lady Une watched them and slowly a smile formed on her lips,
"So Girls, how was my performance?"
"Lady Une....." Relena's face appeared on the vid-phone. "you deserve a Academy award." The rest of the girls gathered around the screen with smiles of mirth, but you could see the sly planning in their eyes.
"Let mini op peekaboo begin!"
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