Cult of the Moon Sisters
by Aldesina
Chapter 9
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Disclaimer: you know the drill, and I'm getting tired of typing this, so from now on it's gonna be the same old disclaimer, again and again and again and again......
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Author's note: By the way, those of you who have read Missing by a Mile by the Black Rose, and see that Trevor with Relena and think that I copied her names, I didn't! I had no idea until a few days ago when somebody pointed that out to me.
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Relena's house Friday evening ( Relena now lives by herself in a mansion, Zechs and Noin live together, a good 20 miles at least away, and everyone else pretty much still live alone, but at the end of this story that might change, hehehe)
It's dark outside and the stars have already come out, each of the boys have a microphone headset and are staked out in various points of the territory, what about the guards you say? Let's just say that Heero and Wufei have already taken care of them, and they are currently enjoying a nap, all tied up....er snuggled up together in the barn. Relena's mare seems to have taken interest in one of their hats, so reaching her neck over her large comfortable stall takes the tip of one of the hats delicately between her front teeth, and with one swift graceful move flips it up and over to have it land on her head, snorting in content, she returns to her own nap.
Meanwhile back at the house outside the kitchen window.
"Heero, do you see what Relena's doing?" Quatre voice crackled in his ear
"Yeah, I see her talking on the phone with someone, however I can't hear her, when is Duo gonna get that stupid mic system up?" Heero hissed back.
"Calm down Heero, getting excited isn't going to get us anywhere, and didn't we decide at the bar to only tap the room that they are going to be staying in all night?"
"Yeah Yuy, learn to control yourself"
"Zechs, just shut up and look and see who's coming up the driveway."
" You just watch yourself around my sister Yuy."
"All right you two, quit it, otherwise we're gonna get caught, Heero are you still watching Relena?" Quatre asked
"Yeah, why?"
"Then why is she in my side of the house?"
"She's in the lounge?!?!" Heero looked up, expecting to see Relena in the kitchen preparing the snack foods when she's not there?
"What's she doing in the lounge?"
"What? huh?" Quatre was momentarily confused by Heero's question, he was just wondering about Dorothy
"Hey guys who drives a BMW?" Zechs asked
"That's Dorothy!" Quatre exclaimed, "hold on let me get over there"
"Stay at your post!" Heero snapped as he watched Relena walk back into the kitchen still talking on the phone. "Duo How are those mics coming?"
"All done Heero my man! I've got one in the lounge, the kitchen, and the pool house."
"Yeah, but where are they actually staying Maxwell?" Wufei snapped
"I don't know Wufei, why don't you tell me!?"
"They're staying in the pool house for two nights which is good, because it's like a mini house all it's own and we don't have to track them throughout the mansion, and they're staying in the lounge for the first night." Trowa's calm voice came over the airwave."
"Hey how do you know that?" Duo asked.
"I tapped Cathy's phone."
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Meanwhile, inside the Mansion.
"Hey girls!" Relena said cheerily ( they have something like ten way calling in the future) "When are you guys actually going to get here?"
"I'm about five minutes from your house, no make that 15, your driveway itself is a ten minute drive."
"Ha ha, yeah and don't get lost, all those stupid dead ends that Heero designed drive me batty sometimes."
"Oh you think girl?" Hilde said, "At least your man treats you like a national treasure"
" What's so great about that?" Relena said " Because he thinks I this "national treasure" he doesn't love me, only worth protecting."
"Why do you say that Relena?" Noin asked with a smile on her face.
"Because he thinks I'm just like an inanimate object"
"You mean just like him?" Dorothy teased, they all chuckled
"Hey at least Heero isn't passive like baby"
"Quatre isn't as passive as a baby, he just needs a bit of , well um, coaxing to get into the bedroom, that's all." The other five girls roared in laughter.
" Hey Sally I don't know why you're even laughing, you couldn't get Wufei in your bed if you used a crane to drop him in and tied him down with gundaniaum ropes."
"HEY!!" Sally quit laughing
"All right all right girls, now quit arguing," Cathy said checking her makeup and her hair in the mirror, we have a show to put on in there
"Hey girls I just got the latest news" Relena said
"What's that" Hilde asked.
"Well Heero's staked out outside the kitchen window, Duo has just finished installing mics in the lounge, the pool house and the kitchens in both places....."
"Whoa wait you mean Duo actually still knows how?" Hilde asked with disbelief
"Yes he does, now listen, Wufei is checking out the grounds for mics, cameras, and just about destroying everything so when we check the security tapes we won't see them...."
"Hey what about he hidden ones that we set up?" Sally asked suddenly sounding worried, what if he finds those, then won't we be in trouble?"
"You don't have to worry Sally, " Noin said, the cameras are flat, and they take on the appearance of bricks, and the mics are woven into the tiles and top parts of the walls of Relena's roof, they'll have no idea they're being watched and listened."
"Are you sure that Heero and Wufei don't know about this stuff? I mean Wufei is going to be promoted soon to a Commander and head of the fighting department, and that means he has access to a lot of new equipment, plus Heero's already a general so..."
"Don't worry Sally," Relena said with a smile, " We didn't get trained as the Moon Sisters for nothing, I recently got all this new equipment from Lady Une, they don't even know that this stuff exists, and even if they do stumble on to it, it will resemble pieces of the wall it was attached to so we don't have to worry"
"What else are they doing Lena?" Hilde asked
"Well Zechs is on the look out, and I see Dorothy pulling up the driveway.."
"Yep so I'll get off the phone before Zechs sees me talking and gets suspicious, see ya later girls!" Dorothy hung up
"And Trowa is staking out the pool house, Hey Cathy," Relena said
"What?"
" Trowa tapped your phone just like you said he would and he knows where we are staying each night" Relena said walking to the library, calmly sitting down and began typing on her computer.
"Hmm, that could be a problem, " Noin said " If Trowa can tap into Cathy's line then what's to stop him from tapping into your line now?
"Already working on that," Relena said typing away at her computer, I'm sitting at my comp, blocking him right now, damn he works fast!" Dorothy just let herself in and picked up one of the phones to listen into the conversation.
"Oh yeah and Quatre is staking out the lounge, where Dorothy is right now," Relena said.
"Doubtlessly keeping him completely mesmerized!" Noin chuckled, well I better get off the phone I'll pulling up with Hilde behind me. See ya!" she said as she pulled up Relena's driveway in her red mustang.
"Bye Lena, see ya at the house, oh yeah and I have the ear mics so we can hear them talk." Hilde said.
"Great!" Relena said, Hilde hung up as Relena saw her pull her Jeep into the drive way.
"Okay, now you two better get here," Relena said to Sally and Cathy.
"We're going up your driveway now." Sally replied
"We'll see you there!" Cathy said
"All right, bye!
"Bye"
"Bye"
Relena hung up her phone and turned off her computer. A decidedly evil smile came to her face, she just bounce their conversation off dozens of satellites on about twenty different colonies and 5 different planets, Also all the girls were using their respective 'boyfriend's' phones. Which means they're gonna be the ones in trouble, well that is if Trowa ever gets through all those dead ends, traps and viruses she sent his way. She leaned back in her chair and smiled at and rest of the girls that just came walking in.
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Meanwhile outside of Relena's mansion
" There's Dorothy, she just walked into the lounge, " Quatre said,
"Well then keep an eye on her" Wufei said, he was getting annoyed, damn how many security cameras did Yuy set up, he's been unwiring cameras for nearly an hour, and he couldn't just chop them off either because Yuy still wanted his ex- girlfriend protected, so now he's stuck here doing things the long hard way, and with these camera's there was no on -off switch, you have to take a special blue wire and wind it around the green and purple wires in order to disable it, Damn,
"Last one, " He said to no one in particular
"Good, Heero replied, "now get over to the patio outside of the lounge, all the girls are there already"
"Right, I'll be over there a sec"
"Zechs, Duo, Trowa, you guys hear me?" Duo asked, "come on let's go."
"Hey guys I think they're out eating dinner." Trowa said
"Ohhh, food, I'm starving.!" Duo complained
"Uh Duo............ let me kindly remind you that it was your stomach that got you in this mess in the first place."
"Aww Quatre gimme a break man."
" Quiet! Here they come..."
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"All right girls, you all got your mini hearing devices on?"
"Got them!"
"Right, well then lets go......"
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On the balcony we see a row of foods set up, pizzas, pastas, fried chicken, cakes, cookies, desserts, various salads, Chinese food, drinks, snacks, various cheeses, and crackers, plates, and eating utensils, and a mini fridge with ice cream, ice cubes and chilled glasses. Not to mention a various assortment of liquors. Duo groaned when he saw all that good food
"Wow Relena, you've got like a ten course banquet set up here,!" Hilde exclaimed grabbing a plate and piling on mini pizzas, buffalo wings and a martini.
"Yeah it looks like enough food to at least twelve people and not just us six, maybe we should have invited our boyfriends." Sally said. The g-boys all grinned at each other and chuckled, Maybe she does care, thought Heero. Maybe she doesn't mind that I float off sometimes thought Zechs. Maybe she doesn't mind that I'm silent most of the time, thought Trowa. Maybe she doesn't mind me being a pacifist, thought Quatre. Maybe that woman has come to her senses, thought Wufei. Maybe Hilde does like my er jelly roll belly, Duo though happily and punching his fist in the air, only to get pulled down by Heero.
"Yeah you're right," Relena said " I know Trevor would just love this view"
"Huh" Heero was confused, Relena tried hard not to laugh.
"He'd just love this view," She continued dreamily, "Not to mention I'd love for him to just hold me in his arms and stare out into the sunset together, it would be sooo wonderful" Inside though she was replacing Trevor's arms with Heero's I miss him, she realizes suddenly. She also hears Heero's voice cursing in her ear and smiles, maybe he misses me too.
"You mean that handsome Prince from Vinevaria? Mmmm, I know what you mean!" Hilde said jokingly.
"Hilde, shouldn't you pay a little more attention to the guy your with?" Cathy asked, meanwhile grabbing the peach schnapps, and pasta with alfredo sauce.
"Oh for goodness sake Cathy, what does this have to do with faithfulness, If she thinks he's hot, then why not voice her opinion? Besides I bet you're thinking of the exact same thing." Sally said, filling her plate with fruits and cheeses, while grabbing a bottle of champagne, a flute (that's what those tall glasses are called) and ice cubes, flopped down on a lounge chair. Cathy blushed
"Anybody with that ass is definitely worth it!" Sally laughed, and earned herself a glare from Relena.
"Get your own man," she said with a smile, and the rest of them laughed.
"Hmm speaking of boyfriends," Noin said, looking in the direction of her home that she shared with Zechs, " I guess I'm going to have to find a new place to live now."
"Don't worry about a think Noin," Relena said happily, while filling her plate with cheese, crackers, smoked salmon and lobster salad, as well as the pitcher of strawberry daiquiri and a tumbler. "You can live with me." Noin smiled as Zechs cursed in her earphone, and got a plate of egg salad, peaches and smoked salmon, and grabbed her own chilled bottle of champagne and flute.
"Hmm speaking about those annoying boys, I hear that each of you also created quite a stir." Cathy said
"Oh yeah," Hilde said, "Dumping them all in one day defiantly livened things up in the office, if only for the day" she said as she popped a grape into her mouth.
"So they did plan it out" Heero said,
"Do you think it's possible that they're just playing with us? Trowa asked
"No way, Hilde would never do something like that, and after the way she acted yesterday she looked like she really meant business." Duo said
"Silence," Trowa said, "otherwise we'll never find out what they're up to."
" Yeah wasn't it Relena's idea to do that?" Sally said with a smile on her face
"Relena?!"
"Hey look who's talking you guys weren't exactly hating the plan either, in fact you all jumped for the chance to do it, Sally weren't you the one who brought up the subject of dumping our boyfriends that night anyway?" Relana said. (In case you'd like to know the girls are sitting in this order in a circle; Sally, Relena, Noin, Hilde, Dorothy, and Cathy)
"I was sick of Wufei's attitude, and I wanted a change," Sally said defensively
"Oh you mean when he says, ONNA GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!!!" Noin said smiling slyly.
"Or when he demands that he knows what's going on" added Hilde while throwing back a shot.
"Or when he makes a ten hour speech of how men are superior and women should feel honored if they are allowed to serve them." Asked Dorothy rolling her eyes, and sipping her mudslide.
"OR do you mean......." Sally's face got red, Suddenly she bounced out of her seat,
"DAMN STRAIGHT!! And believe me girls I'm very glad I got rid of him!" Sally exclaimed waving her hands around. " And let me tell you something else, I deserve a man who appreciates me, Like Tiger, ohh and boy is he a tiger!" Hilde and Relena shrieked and fell into a mock swoon against each other, laughing all the way down.
"Quiet! I'm not done yet!" Sally declared taking a swig of her champagne straight from the bottle.
" Oh yes you are......" Wufei was just about to storm over to Sally when he was promptly grabbed and sat on by five other pilots who then stretched their necks and directed their ears toward the girls in attempt to hear what Sally had to say next.
"Did I even mention the time that I drove up to his house in the blizzard just to find him half dead with the flu, and guess who nursed him back to health?! Me! Goddamn it, I'm a surgeon not a goddamn nurse!"
Wufei groaned "Damn that woman, I wasn't half dead, and I would have been fine without her"
"OH please!! Don't deny it Wu-man, you need her" Duo said smirking
"Look who's talking" Wufei grumbled.
"Hmmm........."was all Heero could say, something was up, he knew it, but what?
"Oh you tell it Sally. You tell it!!" Cathy said raising her class, and toasted Sally who raised her glass to meet Cathy's
"The son of a bitch really deserved a good spanking by his mother when he was younger, if that that happened I bet he wouldn't have turned out like this!" The other girls roared with laughter, and Noin hooted her approval!
"Ohh boy I could just imagine Wufei being turned over a woman's knee and being spanked!" Noin shook her head in disbelief.
"And another thing! I believe that I should be sainted after having to deal with that man for what six years now?" Sally asked " I deserve my own church, or Temple or something, and shrines! Dozens an dozens of shrines!"
Wufei was sitting on the ground, his head in his hands, and his body curled up in a ball, He was steaming. His face, the color of a tomato.
"I do not do that!" he muttered through his clenched teeth. The other guys on the other hand were hugging their sides and shaking with laughter, even Heero cracked a smile, Trowa was openly chuckling, and Zechs merely patted Wufei's shoulder in sympathy.
"Now you wait a minute!" Relena shouted.
"Oh no," Heero groaned, now he was going to get it.
"If you should be sainted, I should be made a Goddess!" Relena exclaimed
"What are you talking about? You are a goddess in the eyes of the entire united earth sphere and colony alliance." Dorothy pointed out, and grabbed another mudslide.
"Oh yeah............" Relena said turning red, as they laughed "NO WAIT!! I know what I want, I want to be able to be adored by guys because of me, and my personality, not my status, and not my wealth...........oh then again, damn, I hope I don't sound this stupid during a meeting with those stuffshirts." Relena said her arms akimbo and expression annoyed. "And besides if I were a Goddess I'd like to know where the heck are all my temples and shrines?" Hilde dropped her plate, she was laughing so hard.
"And I want my own holiday too! I mean for goodness sakes, I have to deal with egotistical suck ups and jackasses in the morning, idiots and imbeciles in the afternoon and then a stone statue at night!" she said turning to Sally "And as Justice freak would say, I say this is injustice... Do you hear me? I want Justice! Show me the Justice!" Dorothy and Cathy howled with laughter as Relena went on.
"Oh hold on, think about this, can you just imagine how he'd propose to me? Here we go; Relena it is my mission to protect you so in order to legally stay by your side even while your in the shower, bathroom, bed, office, etc, etc. etc, I must marry you!" The girls bawled, and the guys cringed. "I mean can you just imagine it? I would be peeing and he'd be next to me, I'd be standing in the shower, and all the sudden he'd probably barge in if I drop the soap cause he thought I was being kidnapped, Or even better yet, He'd demand I install glass doors so he could see me while I'm taking a shower!"
Relena had just slaughtered Heero, and in a most efficient way too.
" Not that you'd mind him watching you as you shower eh?" Cathy asked
"As long as he offered to soap me up and then rinse me down, lots and lots and lots of times." Relena replied.
"Hoo Hoo....." Noin chuckled, "it's just too bad he didn't hear that, then he just might get a clue"
"Oh yeah, speaking of getting a clue, what in the world am I going to do with Quatre?" Yelled Dorothy, who was on her third mudslide and well on her way of becoming drunk.
Quatre could only cringe,
"Damm it I was hoping she would mellow out with alcohol." he muttered under his breathe, " it's a good thing I never tired that, she might have challenged me to dual and killed me this time."
Duo took a good look at Quatre.
"You would try to get Dorothy drunk so you could sleep with her? I thought she was the one who was always trying to get you into bed."
"She is, I try to get her knocked out before it happens"
"Is she that bad?" Trowa asked, "Er wait, hold on I don't want to know
"No, that's not it, it's just rather embarrassing the next day at the office when everyone knows that you've been laid about twenty times over."
"Damn, you mean she can last that long?" Duo asked, " Or do just have about twenty really fast quickies?" and was promptly smacked by Quatre.
"No......we er.......we go all the way, er length, and all, plus she never lets me sleep"
"And that's a bad thing?" Heero suddenly chipped in "At least you're satisfied later on, I'm usually left in such a state that I have to jerk off before I get to the office, and it's never just once with Relena." That statement simply left everyone in shock, except for Duo who grinned from ear to ear.
"So do her" Duo said, and got punched in the stomach by Zechs and smacked by Heero
"Don't you dare, Yuy" growled Zechs
"I don't," Heero said glaring back, " And it's not because of you, she's just..... she's just too precious." he said looking away
Unheard to them, Relena just sighed with love. But then hid her reaction by shouting to Dorothy in challenge
"Oh really Dorothy, do you think that you can top my story?"
"Relena...." Dorothy replied slurring a bit, "I can top your story and raise you ten tootsie rolls!"
"Tootsie rolls?" Hilde asked....."Where can I get some?"
"Now, now Dorothy, it's not as though we're playing poker here" Sally said, "although I have to admit, if we were I'd win"
"Hell No!"
"I don't think so"
"Wait till you hear my story"
"HEY!!! IT'S MY TURN TO PREACH THE REST OF YOU CAN WAIT!"
"Damn Quatre, she's really loud, uh... is she like this in bed?" Duo asked, earning him a really dirty look from Quatre,
"She's usually not drunk in bed Duo"
"Yeah but...."
"We really don't want to know how the lunatic does it okay Maxwell!" Wufei growled.
"At least I know my girl's name and we can get along without threatening each other." Quatre spat back.
"At least I'm not compared to a limp stuff animal." Wufei seethed.
"How would you know you've never even slept with her."
"That's because I know how to treat a woman!"
"Oh you mean like the dirt beneath your feet?!"
"At least I don't try to change her for my own pleasure!"
"Shut Up!" Heero hissed " if you two baboons speak any louder they'll all hear us, and then where the hell would be huh?" Trowa who had been listening quietly suddenly had a thought
"Guys, I think I know why they......."
"Shhhh............" Dorothy's about to tell her story!" Zechs murmured.
"Okay girls, you think you've got it tough with your man eh, do ya? Well let me enlighten you, at least your man doesn't try to change you, at least your man doesn't try to control you and tell you to go to anger management classes! They love you for who you are, this one will only love me conditionally...Well can you girls beat that? Eh can ya?"
There was silence, if the girls were drunk before, they certainly were all sober now, Relena placed a hand on Dorothy's shoulder
"I'm sorry"
"And you know what really sucks? I still care for him even though now I've got a better man who likes me the way I am. Can't I get him to like me for who I am?"
"Oh don't worry Dorothy" Noin said coming up behind her and giving the younger woman a hug. "I'm sure it'll all turn out alright now that you're with Ivan"
"Besides, " Cathy said jokingly "He's got a cute butt too!" They laughed
"Come on girls, let's turn in for the night eh?" Hilde said
"Yep, Good night stars, we'll probably see you tomorrow!" Dorothy yelled as she waved at the sky, and then walked in with the rest of the girls shutting the door behind her.
The guys all still crouched together, each had their own plans in mind................
Heero was going to L5 to assassinate a certain diplomat and then destroy the people who voted for and thus allowed such a creature to be their representative. Then he'll show Relena just how much of a stone statue he really was.
Wufei was planning out the details of how he was going to extract his revenge on that woman for ever revealing to anyone that he had a moment of weakness. He'll make her weak for this, and he'll do it with honor and respect for his woman.
Trowa was still trying to tap into that goddamn phone line, so far it's already crashed his first laptop, good thing that he always brought a couple spares, and did Cathy think about his butt?
Quatre was wondering when the sweet kind Dorothy that he's been with for the past few years ( Note here that they do live together sometimes but they also each have their own houses, this might clear things up a bit) turn back into a war mongering lunatic again, though she is kinda cute like that. But I don't really try to control her do I? How could I be so insensitive to her, damn I've gotta do something.
Zechs was off in his own world again thinking about the adjustments he would have to make for the new Epyon Primal they just completed, hmm it could seat two, if they were very close together that is, wonder if Noin would like a ride to work. She didn't seem too mad at him, or maybe she was just too tired to complain, besides it is 3 in the morning.
Duo was thinking of how he would steal all that food they just left on the table, true it was covered and everything and it was a cool night and nothing would rot, but then again, his stomach growled. he looked down, and realized he could barely see his feet *Sigh* maybe it was time to trim down.
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