The Supposed Sleeping Beauty. (HA!)
I doubt you know this, many don't, So I tell you now, don't feel ashamed, but the story of Sleeping Beauty is a lie. Yes! That's right. For all of you that care, take a seat and rest your feet because I have a story to share.
This one takes place in a far away place, just as most fairy tales unfold. Just like other fairy tales, this one has a Prince, but this time our Prince has a slightly more interesting twist.
Something else you might like to know, in the true story there is no cursed Princess in desperate need of true loves kiss. Oh heaven's no. The truth is, that blond beauty was merely a castle servant, who was really not that pretty. How sad indeed. Allow me to proceed.
In the castle, one late evening, our ditsy castle servant was scrubbing the floor shinny, while humming every so lightly. Suddenly, the door swung open, and smacked this soon-to-be Princess right on the head. Unfortunately the force of this blow left our simple maid, Aurora, unconscious along the floor. When I say unfortunately, I mean it too.
This is where our twisted Prince comes in. He had one too many drops of acids, oh how sad. Five or six beers kept the effects from dropping anytime soon. I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the maid or the Prince's parents. Any who-
The Prince, who had trouble walking (Oh goodness, I wonder why) fell upon our knocked-out maid. This is when the acids kick in. Instead of seeing a brunette maid laying in the castle hallway, our miss lead somehow saw a sleeping blond beauty. Now he got to thinking, and I'll tell ya' after what he was drinking, there's no way this is a good thing, that the girl in front of him was a Princess. This Prince got down on his knees, and leaned in closely. Some how he had come to the conclusion that this 'Princess' was cursed and he knew how to save her.
Leaning in, he planted a kiss firmly upon the maiden's lips. Again I say unfortunately, because someone witnessed the Prince doing this, and rushed off to tell the King.
At this time, Aurora awoke with a scream. The messed up Prince perceived this as a good thing, and kissed her again passionately.
When the Prince went back to normal, he realized what he had done (Please don't ask me how he remembered it). But before he could do anything, his father had heard of the 'love affair' between his third born son. Soon heads were rolling acrossed the floor. Now this tale is done.
~*The End*~
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I'd like to say this is the only story that rhymes, and I didn't do that on purpose. So, please, if you didn't like this one because of the rhymes, read the others. If you didn't like this one for any reason, read the others. Each are unique in their own ways, and you might just like one of them. I would love your comments on all of the stories (good or bad) so don't be afraid to speak your mind.
-Ada
Ps. The rest of the stories should be on here within the next two days, right now I don't feel so well, so yeah.