Snow White-You'll never believe it.
Everyone knows the story of Snow White. How evil and powerful her mother was, and those cute little dwarfs she lived with. Yeah...That was a bunch of ******* so, here's what I got.
Remember, knowledge is power.
Like the story says, this one starts out a long time ago, in a place no one can remember. Right away, the old story is a lie. Snow White and her mother, the Queen. Were both very beautiful. The Queen loved her daughter very much, and spoiled the child rotten.
One day, the Queen found out about someone who was going to try to kill her daughter. She decided to hire a hit man to make sure they didn't. Absently, the Queen hired the stupidest hit man in the Kingdome. The man she hired some how miss heard her, and took Snow White into the forest to kill her. Luckily, Snow White wasn't completely a damsel in distress, and did a little kung-fu on the retarded hit man. She killed him, then ran the wrong direction in an attempt to get home.
She ran, and ran, and ran, until she reached a small cottage. Unfortunately, Snow White didn't know who the cottage belonged to, and she also didn't know that she wasn't in her kingdom anymore (I don't think we're in Kansas anymore). Letting herself into the cottage (because HEY she's the Princess, she can do that) she was attacked by the seven deadly assains, tied, bound, and thrown into a closet.
Luckily ( I think) someone saw Snow White go in, and went and informed the Queen.
The Queen, who thought she couldn't trust anyone anymore, decided to get her daughter back herself. She dressed up as some ugly old hag, made a few poison apples, and went off to get her daughter.
The assains, being a bit smarter than the Queen, knew it was her, and killed her when she came. While the little men went to throw the dead body off the cliff, Snow White finally got herself free. As she was running away from the cottage, she ran into a Prince from another kingdom. He supposedly "saved her," and they married.
So this is a happy ending, right?
~*The End*~