The Princess and the Pea...(Don't you all just wish)
I think by now you all know by now that all these stories are twisted, demented, and really just plain weird. For this one, there's a little bit of extra weirdness that I want to note if you can't take it, don't read the rest of it. You'll know what I mean when you read it. If you are offended, I apologize, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to delete the story because your a little concord. Alright on with the story!!
(Once again) Once upon a time there was a stubborn, whinny, homosexual Prince. Now the Kind and Queen didn't know about the homosexual part, so they couldn't figure out why he couldn't marry the maidens they found for him. They had brought to him almost every single girl in the kingdom.
The Prince didn't want the King and Queen to find out about his homosexuality. That would be asking for assaination. He was in great distress over the situation.
One day the Queen (who had been on the Prince's case from the beginning) told the Prince that if he didn't find a bride before they got back from their over night trip, that they were going to force he to marry the first girl that they found.
The Prince waved as the carriage took the King and Queen away, and shut the door. Sitting in a big chair in the other room, he slept for a bit.
The Prince was awakened when a knight kneeled before him (Suits of armor were really loud mind you). He wondered what was going on.
The knight explained how they found a man in the garden. The Prince asked that the man be brought to him.
When they did (and this goes for both men) it was love at first sight.
The Prince demised the knight. Then him and the man named Ron made a plan so they could spend the rest of their lives together (Changing Ron's name to Rayleen).
When the King and Queen returned, the Prince introduced them to 'Rayleen.' The Queen was not to found of the 'Rayleen' girl, and decided to make her take the 'princess test.' If 'Rayleen' passed this test, then the Prince could marry 'her' without question. Luckily the Prince knew before hand about this test that he knew his mother would make 'Rayleen' take. The Prince and 'Rayleen' were more than ready for it. Rayleen would have to sleep on top of ten mattresses with a pea underneath, and that's exactly what happened.
The next morning 'Rayleen' complained bitterly about the horrible mattresses 'she' had to sleep on, and how 'she' got barely any sleep. This, of course, pleased the Queen and the Prince and 'Rayleen' were allowed to be married.
'Rayleen' and the Prince lived happily ever after (And Ron fit the queen's part perfectly, since he whined constantly about being the girl in the relationship.)
~*The End*~
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I like gay couples, I think they're cute (I'm straight). I actually wrote this one to mock a girl I knew. Rayleen, also known as Kayleen. She acts like a guy. So, yeah, that's how I came up with this one.