The Little Mermaid. (Mwuahahaha....)

This is a messed up tale...Come on! Who in the world would believe it? Well, don't you worry your pretty little head. I'll fix this mean old story up real good. (Now I sound like a red neck hick((No offence to the red neck hicks, that is))

Now, this story starts out on an island/kingdom/thing. Everyone on this island was rather stable, clean, and hard working. Everyone except Ariel, that is.

Ariel was a bubbly red head. To make matters worse, she was the youngest of three, and as dumb as a rock.

Now, usually the youngest is just there to look pretty, and to be married off to some prince for money, and land. It was kind of hard to marry Ariel off, she was so dumb and bubbly that no one wanted her, each prince convinced that she would be the downfall of their kingdom (Smart people).

On this island/kingdom/thing there was, of course, the "evil" witch. This witch, though, was just a bit off her rocker, and way to dedicated to the island/kingdom/thing. (You'll see what I mean.) Although, it's not that bad of a thing, I suppose.

One day, our bubbly idiot (Ariel, for those who don't catch on quickly) was bouncing around the island/kingdom/thing and ran into the witch. For some god unknown reason, the retarded red head felt impulsed to start chucking rocks at the "evil" witch, and start chanting "witch, witch" in a rather mocking tone. Because the Princess was doing this, the rest of the town had to act like ignorant sheep and do the same thing. (Stupid people.)

The witch, of course, found herself rather annoyed by the people's actions. Not so much the chanting, since she actually was a witch, but more so the throwing of the rocks. She just happened to find it to be rather painful over all. She yelled at them to stop until she finally found herself on her last nerve.

At that moment, she condemned the island/kingdom/thing and all the people to the ocean. She turned them all into mermaids, forcing them all to live under the water, and fear anything above the water. Ariel, being her bubbly, absolutely retarded self, some missed out on the whole "fear" portion of this condem-ment and love to visit the surface. The rest of the world, easily forgot about the little kingdom with the retarded princess, and moved on not-so-peacefully-but-we'll-say-so-to-make-things-look-better.

The kingdom lead a "happy" life until (dun dun duuun) an oil tanker exploded, leaked oil on the kingdom, and killed almost everyone ( including the royal court (YAY!)). Once everyone that could possible inherit the royal throne were dead, the evil witch (who was now the evil sea witch because she had also cursed herself) took power of the throne, and everyone who was living was finally able to go about their normal lives once more. (To the fullest extent that is, since they all still lived under the water.)

The End.

Well, Comments, questions, concerns. Blah. ^_^' Hope you like this one. Much Love!

-Ada