Bad Jou!
By: KaibaPuppy
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Summary: Jou goes to a new school. (Domino High School) And he ends ups up being friends with.. Yugi and.. Ryou... And Malik... And so on. His teacher's a bitch and the lunch food smells and tastes like shit.

Disclaimer:

KaibaPuppy: Yellow!

Joey: Bananas!

Everyone: O.o

Joey: -_-

KaibaPuppy: (Pushes Joey out of the way) Well anyways this chapter two! I'm so loved! 7 reviews in one day!

Kaiba: (Rolls eyes) That's a shock....

KaibaPuppy: (Growls) Well, here it is!

Chapter 2: Getting to know Seto Kaiba ~~~*~~~

Our teacher came into class and told us to have a seat. She told us her name and she said she demanded respect. Her name? Ms. Kato. Our homeroom teacher and she had to be her.

"If you need something, raise your hand and I'll call on you."

The guy with silver/white hair that looked like devil horns raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Uh.... What if we need to use the bathroom?"

"In this class, we call the "Bathroom" as you say a "Lavatory" and when you need to use it, you put your hand as a "L" shape using your pointer finger and your thumb and put it on top of your forehead"

"Okay"

He did that finger and thumb thing and she said he could be excused.

"I don't need to go use the bath- lavatory. I was just calling Malik here a loser."

So the tan, blonde boy with better looking hair than the other is Malik. That's a quite interesting name.

"Okay Mr."

"Bakura. Call me Bakura."

"Okay. Mr. Bakura, I don't allow joking in my class."

Bakura rolled his eyes and snickered.

"Very disrespectful Mr. Bakura."

"Yeah, Yeah."

"When I tell you to do something you always reply with yes."

"Yes."

What a mean teacher. I can't wait until 9:15am to go to P.E.

"For the rest of the period, you will all write these rules in your note books. I trust you all will remember these rules for the rest of the year."

"Hmmm."

The classed all moaned as if they were dying or something.

"I expect a "Yes Ms. Kato" From all of you."

"Yes Ms. Kato."

"Good. On your papers, you write the date, room number, and grade and write down these following rules:

I will not trip others. I will not chew gum in class. I will not start rumors. I will not start food fights at lunch or any time at all. I will not mess up any school property or any other things that do not belong to me. Do not eat and/or drink around any of your homework or school property. I will not bring any games to school. I will not sing/or hum in class (only in band)"

Bakura raised his hand again.

"Yes, Mr. Bakura?"

"What if I don't wanna follow any of these rules?"

"You will have to follow these rules unless you want to have a word with Mr. Satsuke."

"Yes."

I copied all the rules and the bell rang. I grabbed my things and stood up. I waited for Seto Kaiba to ask him a question but it seemed he didn't wanna stand up. So I went to his desk instead. When I got up to him I sat down next to him.

"Umm... I was just wonderin'..."

"Yes."

"How did you get my car-."

"They fell."

"Oh"

"Can you go now?"

"What if I don't wanna?"

"You'll be late."

"So?"

"I said leave."

"No."

"Move it, Katsuya!"

"How did you know my na-."

"For Ra's sake! You have your name on your desk!"

"I knew that."

"How old are ya?"

"Go, Katsuya."

"Stop changing the subject!"

"Go."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No."

"Ye- Damnit!"

He snickered. Damn you Seto Kaiba! He got up and was headed for the door. I chased after him and when I caught up to him I asked him a question.

"Why are you so.. um.. how can I put it kindly... Boring?!"

"Why are you following me?"

" 'Cause I wanna."

"Well stop."

"What if I don't wanna?"

He didn't answer and he started walking faster. I did just the same.

"Is it a racing game now, Kaiba?"

He didn't answer so I just kept on following. We went out the door and we found ourselves outside of the school. He opened the gate and walked out onto the grass and I followed him. I was getting so aggravated that I pounced him.

"What the hell are you doing?! Get off me, Katsuya!"

"Call me Jou."

"Get off me.. Jou!"

I didn't move. I got him pinned to the ground. I was sitting on his stomach and I was holding down his hands.

"Tell me what I want to know and I'll get off."

"Fine."

"How old are you?"

"15."

"Where do you live?"

"A big place called "The Kaiba Mansion."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I'm already what I want to be."

"That is?"

" A CEO."

"At 15?"

"Yes. Its possible. Is that all?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Get off."

"No."

"Fine."

He rolled to the left and he was sitting on MY stomach with MY hands pinned to the ground.

"Now. How old are you?"

"15."

"Where do you live?"

"A small place I'd like to call the "Jounouchi Apartment."

He rose his eyebrow.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Umm... I dunno yet. Is that all?"

"Yes."

"Get off."

"Fine."

He got off, grabbed his briefcase and went. I decided to skip P.E. and just go straight to lunch after the bell rings at 11:55 am.

~~~ KaibaPuppy: ITS JUNK!

Kaiba: (Is eating chips and dip) So?

Joey: (Takes a big bite out of his sandwich) We didn't write it so when you get flamed its not our fault.

KaibaPuppy: ;_; I tried! Please r/r. 5 reviews and the story continues....