Sometimes, boys will be boys. This list is a prime example of that. NOTE: Not a crackfic, but full of crack nevertheless. WARNING: Zev/M!Cousland slash, bad jokes, puns, and inevitable toilet humor. Companion piece to "Of Whoresons and Nobles".

Malkyn Amell would go places she never dreamed of going. Loghain would go somewhere he had been before, and had prayed to never go to again. Maric followed suit, to say good-bye. And Duncan.. Well, Duncan was just along for the ride.

She may be the spoiled Cousland daughter but she's was breed to handle any kind of situation, including political ones. I can't think of a title currently but I'll think of something.

In the Fade, Niall finds what is lost, even as he loses himself.

In an alley of Denerim's alienage, a little elven girl meets a king at her most desperate hour. A one-shot back story for my Andrastian elven mage Esra.

Doing the Dark Nasty's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

Poirer Kader, the funny little Warden Commander from Orlais has stumbled across something most serious indeed. Lay-sister Leliana, a visitor to Vigil's Keep, has had her beloved pet Schmooples murdered in a most grizzly and serious way...

She thought she had left her old life far behind her when she became a Grey Warden, but a surprise encounter with someone she never thought to see again proves that leaving the past behind is easier said than done. Sequel to Blood and Thunder.

A night on the journey to Ostagar between Lady Cousland and Duncan. Read and Review.

After a long reign King Alistair and his Queen make the final journey, as all Grey Wardens must.

A short story of young Alistair and a young fem Cousland, that meet under odd circumstances. It is clear from the beginning that their paths will cross again, and that they are drawn to each other's company.

Mangy left that hare in Morrigan's pack... right?

Rowan, Maric and Loghain once shared very special relationships, only for them to be torn apart. What happened when Rowan lay on her deathbed? Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling, at least tangentially.

A short one-off for the F!Aeducan/Gorim relationship. This story has layers, like parfaits. Rated T for the theme.

Elissa falls easily, and falls hard. But love is never as simple as you'd like it to be, especially not when your heart thinks it can carry more than one flame and not get burnt. Established Elissa/Alistair; beginnings of Elissa/Nathaniel & Elissa/Anders

Conversations between Zevran and Alistair make Wynne and the warden irate. Funny banter, silly story. First dragon age fic, test run. Alistair/Warden male implied. Slash/Yaoi/whatever you want to call it.

Only a Gray Warden can destroy the archdemon. The sacrifice of Alixia Cousland. Read and review please! Oneshot.

One-shot told from the warden's POV. Hopefully a little different look at what was going on inside the warden's head. A little AU, but not much to fuss about, just a minor tweak. It's fanfiction right? Please read and review.

In order to take back the nation of holy, the Maleficarum released the Dark Void in service to the "true old god" Those caught within the toxin become a new breed of darkspawn corrupted by blood of The First.

Cassandra had hid her birthright from her companions, hoping to reveal it when she was ready. Alistair found out before the time came. How will he help her get through it? I'm terrible at summaries. Two-shot?

Series of Oneshots of Amell and her comapainions during and possibly after the Blight from different characters POV. PLEASE READ ZOMBIE BEFORE READING! and R&R Thanks

A slightly tongue-in-cheek look at an AU ending of the Blight. What if you could recruit Anders and Nathaniel during Origins and Morrigan didn't want to perform the Dark Ritual? Rated M for adult themes.

*Spoiler alert!* This is the story of a young mage who goes by the name of Anette Amell. It is a tale of the tragedy that flows through her veins. Rated M for swearing, violence, gore and possible smut in later chapters. Enjoy!

This ONE SHOT story is about Lady Elle Cousland after the Archdemon is slain and is now being left alone with her thoughts a day before Alistair's coronation.

As they return to Ostagar, Lani Brosca has a single-minded task: see Duncan put to rest. Rated T for violence.