Max!: A parody of Plankton! from SpongeBob SquarePants with Total Drama characters.

Disclaimer for the series: Some (though far from all) chapters will contain moments of nudity or underwear due to the canon SpongeBob episodes' plots and gags, though it won't be anything that wouldn't happen in TD or SpongeBob. Credits to another user on FF for letting us use their idea, and another for their cast idea who wishes to remain anonymous. Some episodes may also take massive strays from canon in order for things to work. Feel free to leave a review if you enjoy it!

Ella and Noah were working in the final hour of their shift, finishing up a last customer. "One strawberry smoothie with whipped cream, Ella." Noah informed in a bored tone.

"Coming right up!" The songbird replied. She sliced the leaves off of the strawberries and attempted to juggle them, only to clumsily drop them into the cup right away. She shrugged this off and spun towards the other ingredients. She filled the cup and blended it, followed by shaking the can of whipped cream and putting some in..

"Gee, fancy pants, can't you be a bit slower?" Noah remarked despite Ella's pace.

"Just one minute, Noah!" She requested. She tossed the lid up and caught it, then put it on the cup, followed by a straw in it. "Okay, it's ready!"

"Fina- wait, where is it?"

Ella somehow pulled it out from under the bookworm's nose, but it was clearly something she'd done a thousand times, given his reaction. "It must've slipped under your nose, aha!" She joked.

"...Yeah." Noah replied as he served it to the customer.

"Unfortunately for you, I laced the strawberries with explosives! Muahahaha!" The customer attempted an evil laugh, but the smoothie just exploded in his face and left it charred.

"Um, Chris, since when do we serve garden gnomes with explosive tendencies?" Noah asked in the most disinterested way possible.

"Nah, that's just Max. He keeps trying to destroy the restaurant so his can be successful. It keeps blowing up in his face." Chris chuckled. "Literally."

"Once I discover the perfect dynamite formula, your restaurant will be destroyed at the foundations! I will have my revenge!" Max threatened.

"Sure, dude. I suggest you get outta here before I force you to."

"REVEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGE!" Max repeated in a much more forceful way as he backed out of the restaurant.

Ella had a curious, slightly worried expression on her face now. "Max? Are you certain he's nothing to worry about, Christopher?"

Chris just brushed it off. "Nah, he's been doing this for years. He'll tire himself out eventually." He laughed once more before a bell tolled. "Well, it's closing time! Na night!"

"Oh! Good night!" Ella bid back as she exited Smoothie Clean.

As she went to her bike she could hear faint whispering. "Girl, girl, girl." The voice started. "Smoothie, smoothie, smoothie."

She then looked down to see Max leaning on her bike. "You, pink one! I demand you tell me how to ruin that smoothie shop so I can become successful!" He barked.

"Oh, why would I ever do that?" Ella questioned. "It's a rather nice smoothie shop!"

"Because I need an inside person, and you seem like someone helpful." Max explained. Ella simply found him amusing. "Tomorrow is my birthday, after all, so I assume you'll assist me, sidekick."

"Oh, happy early birthday! Perhaps I'll get you a booster seat!" Ella offered, clapping close to her chest.

The supervillain gasped. "A booster seat?" He quickly shook off his excitement. "Nonsense! All I want from you is your assistance in taking down that vile restaurant!"

The princess looked down, humming in hesitant thought. "I'm very sorry, Max, but I just can't help you in that way. It's not fair to the others, and I usually try to make everyone happy if I can."

"Bah, you will rue this day!" Max declared, pumping his fist in the air. He ran off, slamming into the side of a dumpster due to not paying attention, and then going in the proper direction.

"What a quaint young man." Ella complimented as she went home.

The scene then cut to Max doing some tinkering in his lab. He was wearing protective goggles as he messed with a hammer and screwdriver, causing sparks to fly as he worked. "It's nearly done. Now for the finishing touch." He monologued before bringing out a purple marker and scribbling his name on the side, followed by the name of his invention. "With this body control machine, I'll be able to take down the competition, and I'll get a raise!"

We then cut to a redheaded, glasses-wearing girl looking at some beakers. "Impressive." She remarked. Just then, the doorbell rang. She groaned and fixed her glasses, answering the door to the stout man in gray clothes. "Scarlett, I've got to show you my latest invention." He then grabbed it from his wagon.

"What is it this time?" She asked in a slightly aggravated tone. "I've made the decision that blowing up smoothies isn't enough! So I got some older designs, and refined them into this!" He displayed his helmet. "The Max Mind Control 2000." Scarlett simply rolled her eyes and made a slow clap. "Why, thank you, minion. However, there seems to be a slight issue. It won't turn on."

"Of course it doesn't." The brainiac muttered under her breath. "Max, your wires aren't soldered. They'll be incapable of turning on." The redhead explained.

"Why would I permanently fuse the wires? Plugging them on and off is much easier." Max questioned. Scarlett just smacked her forehead. "They still need to be soldered to the motherboard to function." She reiterated. Upon the supposed evil genius's still confused expression, Scarlett sighed once more. "It won't do what you want it to do unless you do that."

Max glared at her, before backing down. "Fine then, we'll do what you want to." He muttered childishly before handing the device over. Scarlett then took the wannabe supervillain into her garage, with her emerald coup and her many, many tools. "Impressive lair, and a getaway vehicle to boot, great thinking." Max marveled, eyeing the car. Scarlett paid him no mind and got to work on refining his device. It was rather easy, as Max only needed the soldering part done.

"Is it ready?" Max inquired. "Done. Hey, what did you do to my car?!" Scarlett gasped.

"I made it more of a getaway machine!" Max stated proudly.

"You slapped a bunch of stickers on it." Scarlett seethed. "Ones with childish smiley faces and canines!"

"But they're rottweilers, the most EVIL of dogs, easily trainable for any EVIL deed! And the smiley faces are upside down, so they're actually frowny faces! AHAHAHA- Ack!" He again tried an evil laugh, but he only coughed in the middle of it.

"And the Beast energy logo?" Scarlett pointed out, only adding to her rage.

"To show how incredulously evil we are!" The purple haired man explained.

"Just take your device and remove yourself from my residence." The brainiac demanded as she handed the dwarfed evil doer the device. "Why thank you for your time." Max said rather politely before exiting the area.

Max then headed to Ella's apartment complex "Right then. With this machine, she'll be my key to taking down the Smoothie Clean! Prepare to meet your doom, Ella Whiton!" He yelled, pressing play on his phone, only for an ad to pop up. "Confounded device! The deliciousness of Pizza Shack must not distract me!" He was about to throw it before remembering he needed it. "I'll get my revenge on you later. Mark my words."

He snuck into the princess's room and saw her sleeping in her bed, wearing a pink nightgown with a black smiley face on it. She was in a cat-like position as always as she slept. "Right then." He whispered and slunk around her room, before immediately tripping on the carpet. "Blasted carpet!" He insulted just a tad too loudly, making Ella stir. Max gasped and quieted himself, sighing in relief as the songbird's face turned back to a smile.

The supervillain carefully walked up to Ella and planted the helmet on her head, then ran to hide in her closet as he activated the device with a remote. On the remote was a screen, letting Max see everything Ella could.

Ella's eyes jolted open as Max made her get up, slightly wobbling from the speed. "Oh, morning already?" She questioned in her daze. "Wait a second, I need to eat a balanced breakfast before going to work!" The princess cried, right before walking through her fridge and having a loaf of bread and carton of milk balance on her head. "That wasn't exactly my idea…" She brought up before the items fell off of her.

"And I can't go to work in my pajamas! Oh, what's going on?" She cried as she bursted through the wall into her neighbor's apartment. "That didn't even make a lick of sense!" She screamed as she felt herself rummaging through Noah's apartment.

"Ella, what are you doing?! It's 4 in the morning!" The bookworm yelled.

"Sorry! I don't know what I'm doing!" Ella tried to explain as she wandered through her neighbor's apartment.

"Oh, I don't want to steal! Who's making me do this?!" She cried as her hands went through Noah's belongings in a chest.

"Ella, cut it out!" Noah reiterated.

"I'm tryi-" She started before her voice suddenly was cut off by static. "Pay it no mind, you mediocre goblin slayer." The voice box insulted as Ella picked up Noah's copy of Globe of Goblins.

"I'm sorry!" Ella apologized again as she bursted through another wall, this time out of the entire apartment building, making her land in a tree and then fall on the ground outside.

"Mediocre? I-" But Noah stopped himself, realizing how much of a loser he would sound like shouting that at this time of night.

"Something's wrong with me! What's going on?!" The songbird reiterated. "Nobody likes repetition, silly girl." The voice repeated, though it seemed like it wasn't coming from Ella's mouth this time. She looked up and saw the helmet. "Max! Why ever would you do that?" She called, sounding somewhat hurt.

"Blast! I knew I shouldn't have installed the microphone into this thing. But I've given you the reason just hours ago! You're going to be my hand in destroying Smoothie Clean! MUAHAHAHAHA-Ugh! What is this? I don't remember eating this!" Max radioed before signing off, leaving Ella alone to watch her body commit evil deeds.

"No, I just- I can't!" She tried to fight as she walked along to the doors of Smoothie Clean. Though the doors were locked, this didn't seem to matter for Max's plan, as he just made Ella burst through yet another wall. The singer continued her resistance by grabbing onto the door handle on the inside. "I can't let you do this!"

The door snapped off its hinges, allowing Max to steer Ella into the kitchen, though she struggled to get out of his control. The staticky noise came back from her helmet. "Any last words before the EVIL deed is performed?!" Max taunted.

"I'm very sorry for letting you down, Chris… to… pher..!" She managed to get out through some grunts from her struggling as Max made her prepare a household bomb with the ingredients in the Smoothie Clean. "That's all." She concluded.

"Then prepare for your doom!" The supervillain threatened, continuing to make her work.

As she resisted the control, she accidentally tripped over a dropped piece of fruit, making her stumble backwards into the ice machine, breaking it and making water pour all over her. Ella groaned and put her hand on her head. Suddenly, the static all stopped, making her realize something as she recovered from her daze.

"Oh, hooray, I have control over my body again!" She cheered before beginning to sing cheerfully. "The control has stopped; the winner has swapped! And now I must clean up this floor that I mop!"

She removed the helmet and quickly went to the sink to clean the ashes from her hair. After, she went to see if there were any spare uniforms for her to get dressed. It was nearly morning, and she couldn't go back to her house in time if she wanted to clean up her mess. She found one in the back, got changed, and went to work on tidying up.

The scene then swapped to Max, still in Ella's closet, crying "impossible! I will have my revenge!" He hypocritically shouted again as he saw a blank screen, before Mittens came up and then scratched his knees. "Ow-Ah!" He grunted, stumbling backwards.

"N-nice kitty!" He stuttered, only for the cat to continue scratching him up until he ran off screaming.

A/N: Another chapter down, notably being pretty easy compared to the last two. The episode used to have an entirely different plot, and Max was gonna be a lot smaller of a character in the grand scheme of things. He's still not totally a huge one, but we went with the canon route for things to make sense later. The OG plot was Max joining a band class with Ella, and he was just gonna do a bunch of simple pranks, but thinking about it, that's quite similar to Pranks a Lot. I'm glad we decided to switch it due to reasons we've already stated. One final change from canon is that SpongeBob's "I guess I'm not wearing pants today" moment was changed to Ella's insistence that she couldn't go to work in her pajamas. We briefly considered making her lose her nightgown after that line for a gag, but given Ella's bad luck with underwear incidents in the future for canon parallels, we decided to spare her this time. Hope you enjoyed the chapter.