A/N: Parody of Blue Detective from the thundermans
In Krustyburger, Bart is having a date with Janey. (BART X JANEY WARNING) They are currently at the claw machine.
BART S.: Ha, got you hippo, and your stuffed chubby ass!
Bart gives the hippo to Janey.
JANEY P.: Oh, how sweet, Bart. *Beaming*
BART S.: Thanks, whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.
Janey was unsure of what to think of that statement.
BART S.: *Pulls out his phone* Let's seal this moment with a selfie.
Bart and Janey checked the picture.
JANEY P.: Ooh, your eyes came out red, we totally look evil!
BART S.: That reminds me of my first girlfriend, Jessica.
When they sat at the table, a huge whoosh of air came out of those newly installed tubes and a piece of tissue came out of it.
JEREMY F.: Sorry, everyone, must've been some extra wind in the tubes.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN.: In the biz, that's called a tube fart.
There was a huge silence with chirping sounds.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN.: Oh, screw you guys. Anyways, here's a free sandwich for Bart and Janey.
A sandwich whoosh down the tube.
BART S.: Woohoo! Free food.
Janey notices something was missing from her neck and panicked.
JANEY P.: Oh, no, Bart. I think the necklace your mom gave me fell off. Maybe it's under the table.
When they went underneath the table, Janey started sneezing.
JANEY P.: Sorry, I must be allergic to something.
A russian girl passed by and bumped into the table.
?.: Oopsie, doopsie. Titania not see good inside the sunglasses.
BART S.: Beat it, furr girl. My girlfriend's probably allergic to your stupid hat.
?.: Sorry, Titiana not mean to spoil big American date.
She left the table. Bart climbed back up on his chair.
JANEY P.: I felt sorry about the necklace.
BART S.: Don't worry, at least we still have these sandwiches.
JANEY P.: *Climbs up* Well, nothing can ruin our fun- AAAAAAAAHH!
It is revealed that Bart's skin turned blue.
BART S.: What, are there crumbs all over me?
JANEY P.: Um, well you uh- AAAAAAAAAAHH! *Runs off*
Bart looked at his hands and then grabbed the metal tissue box to look at his face. He gasps.
BART S.: I'M BLUE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
He runs before running back to get his sandwich to eat on the way back home.
BART S.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
In the Simpsons living room. Everyone got a text from Bart.
MARGO S.: Hey, did everyone get a text from Bart-
LISA S.: Saying he announced a family emergency.
Margo nods with a yes.
MARGO S.: I'm assuming this has to do with his date.
MARGE S.: Aww, the text says he's blue. My special little guy must have a bad date, everyone be nice to him.
Bart came storming inside and instantly everyone began laughing at him.
BART S.: SHUT UP!
Everyone stopped.
BART S.: So, your all probably thinking why I gathered you all here.
LISA S.: *Smirks* To take pictures. *Takes a pic'.*
BART S.: Post that and I will make sure you NEVER go to Yale.
Lisa backed away with fear. She didn't want to suffer her brother's wrath.
BART S.: Anyway, I know someone in this room has come to my room and stole one of my blue beans.
AGNES S.: So you're gonna look like Blue the dog all day.
Bart looks fierce at her adopted sister.
BART S.: Call me that one more time and I will burn your unicorn.
MARGE S.: BART! Stop threatening your little sisters! *Scolding*
BART S.: FINE! But I'm gonna turn this into a big investigation.
Bart brought his whiteboard revealing his investigation board.
BART S.: Each of you mischievously had a reason to turn me blue and I know because I'm the one that pisses you guys off all the time.
MARGE S.: Bart, stop swearing!
LISA S.: *Whispers to Margo* If only he put this much effort of that board into his grades.
Margo giggled at that remark.
BART S.: This little whispering sister of mine,-
Lisa remained silent in shock after hearing that.
BART S.: Reminds me of my first suspect- HOMER SIMPSON!
DUM, DUM, DUM!
BART S.: Homer has a history of paybacks for all the pranks I pull him with.
HOMER S.: *Nervously* Well... kinda.
BART S.: I think you should flashback to April fools.
Homer thinks deeply into his head.
Homer goes to the kitchen to drink beer.
HOMER S.: Come to Daddy, beer.
When Homer opens his beer, his son appears in the kitchen and shouts.
BART S.: APRIL FO-
A massive explosion erupts severely injuring Homer.
HOMER S.: Oh yeah! I did mean to get you back for that.
MARGE S.: And I forgot to punish you for that.
EDITH S.: How did you even shake the beer?
BART S.: I simply put it on a paint shaker, I felt sorry for him until he strangled me like he always does. I think he snuck into Krusyburger and put it in my burger somehow.
MARGE S.: Bart, I'm sure your father is not getting revenge on you.
BART S.: Oh really. Says the next suspect. *Glaring at his mother*
DUM, DUM, DUM!
LISA S.: So are we not just gonna talk about where that sound comes from?
BART S.: SHUT UP, STARFISH HEAD! *Refreshes himself* Anyways, Mom. I think you should flashback to 50 minutes ago.
Marge thinks deep in her head.
In the kicthen, Bart greets his mother with Janey.
JANEY P.: *Looks at Marge's necklace* Such a lovely red necklace, Mrs. Simpson.
MARGE S.: Aww, thanks, my mother gave it to me.
BART S.: Yeah, you should try it on.
Marge looks at him and turns back to Janey to give the necklace to him.
MARGE S.: It looks beautiful on you.
BART S.: Which is why we want you to have it.
JANEY P.: FOR REAL'S!
MARGE S.: For real's! *With shock*
BART S.: *Feigning* Yeah, it's a gift from us.
Marge and Bart went to talk between themselves.
MARGE S.: What are you doing, Bart?
BART S.: Oh, come on, Mom. Don't be "that", Mom.
MARGE S.: *Hissing* Don't be "that" Mom. You know very well I am "that" Mom. Now I-
BART S.: Ok, Janey, we should flee. Bye, mom.
JANEY P.: Ok, thanks, Mrs. Simpson.
MARGE S.: You're welcome-
They leave.
MARGE S.: *Stutters* Girl, I don't even know.
Cuts back to the present.
MARGE S.: *Looks stern* Ok, so I'm not happy you gave her my necklace to girl who's Lisa's so-called best friend.
LISA S.: HEY!
EDITH S.: Shut up, Lisa!
Lisa looks down.
MARGE S.: But your father and I did NOT turn you blue.
Bart sighed in defeat.
BART S.: You're right, you're hopelessly lame and Homer's mentally stupid.
Marge wanted to shout at him but didn't since he's already angry enough. She simply just scowled.
Homer on the other hand was not gonna let that slide. He was about to strangle him but Marge got hold of him.
HOMER S.: LET ME GO! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
MARGE S.: Stop it, Homer, you're scarring Agnes.
BART S.: *Continues* But, there's someone who's not- LOLA!
DUM, DUM, DUM!
Lola appeared in the house.
LOLA L.: How the hell did I get here?
BART S.: Cartoon logic.
LISA S.: *Shocked* I always told him it didn't exist.
BART S.: Back to the topic, Lola, you're a suspect in my investigation on who turned my skin blue.
LOLA L.: *Gasps* L'il ol' Me.
BART S.: Can-it with the cute, Princess Peach. I think you should flashback to thanksgiving.
Lola thinks deeply about thanksgiving.
AGNES S.: Oopsie. *Claps Bart's hand*
LOLA L.: HOW DARE YOU! *Pounces on Agnes*
Bart pulls Lola away from her.
BART S.: I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH MY SISTERS! *Strangles her*
Cuts back to the present.
LOLA L.: Oh yeah. AAAAAAAAAAHH! *Bits Bart's leg*
BART S.: OW! THAT HURTS! But what hurts, even, more is that even my partner-in-crime could've done this- EDITH!
Horn a-gooa'ing!
BART S.: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE CORRECT SOUND EFFECT!
DUM, DUM, DUM!
BART S.: That's better.
LISA S.: Do you have to be so dramatic?
BART S.: To answer my royal geek of a sister-
Lisa grunted.
BART S.: YES!
EDITH S.: Bart, why would I do this to you?
BART S.: REVENGE! *Making everyone jump*
Edith thinks deeply but Bart slaps her head.
BART S.: Oh no, we don't need to flashback for this one.
AGNES S.: Why?
BART S.: SHUT UP!
Agnes ran to her mother. She cried in her arms. Marge put her on her lap and started rubbing her back as comfort.
BART S.: Anyway, remember when I told you about the candy fair?
EDITH S.: Oh yeah, it was just a stupid geek club!
Lisa went up to him.
LISA S.: Bart, all you investigated is that you're a sick jerk.
BART S.: Oh really, or did I not realize that YOU'RE THE NEXT SUSPECT!
LISA S.: That's ridiculous-
BART S.: Ooh, I'm telling! You said dick.
LISA S.: Bart-
BART S.: Don't!
He stopped her sister's clarification.
BART S.: Anyways, Lisa, I think you should flashback to Krustyburger.
Lisa thinks deeply.
At Krustyburger.
BART S.: Ha, entered first.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN.: *To Bart and Lisa* Hey, you two aren't allowed here at the same time. I'm tired of you're food fights, this store is a classy joint!
A shoe came out of the tube. Bart and Lisa turned suspiciously at Krusty.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN.: Yeah, well this place used to be a shoe store.
But the Simpson siblings weren't convinced.
LISA S.: Come on, Bart, I need to study that new veggie burger here.
BART S.: Well, I'm here on a date which is way more important than some stupid burger study.
LISA S.: *Stern* Fine, there's one way to settle this.
They looked at each other for five seconds before playing-
LISA S .: *With Bart* ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!
BART S .: *With Lisa* ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, PONY!
LISA S.: *Excited* Pony? Where?
Bart pushed her outside the restaurant. It caused her to hit the dumpster.
After the cutaway, Lisa was pissed.
LISA S.: Hey, Sherlock, here's a mystery, if I wasn't allowed in Krustyburger, how could've turned you blue?
BART S.: *Nervous* Uh... WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Edith found Margo's bag and searched in it.
MARGO S.: Edith, what're you doing in my bag?
EDITH S.: *Rolling her eyes* Searching for clues, genius.
BART S.: *Swiped the bag* I'll take that.
Bart got the disguise.
MARGO S.: *Worried* Ha, ha, ha. How'd that get in there?
BART S.: Well, looks like we have our next suspect, TITIANA! *Puts the outfit on her*
MARGO S.: Oopsie, doopsie. *Russian accent*
LISA S.: How did you even know how to speak in a fluid Russian accent?
MARGO S.: Well, I learned it from the last person before you guys that adopted me. *She sighs*
A certain Russian man, who'd adopted the girls, had a bond after they had been adopted by him days ago. Unfortunately for the girls, the man gave them back to the orphanage. It took 2 months to calm Agnes down from the despair of that.
A few minutes later.
MARGO S.: Ok, I admit I was at Krustyburger, but I didn't turn Bart blue.
LOLA L.: *Shouted* If any of you didn't notice, I'm still here.
EVERYONE SANS LOLA L.: WE KNOW!
Lola crossed her arms and pouted at them.
MARGO S.: The only reason I was wearing a disguise was so that Krusty and the employees wouldn't see me. Also, I look awesome in furry hats, right?
She got silence as a response. She just frowned.
LOLA S.: Um, I have a reason.
AGNES S.: A big blue reason. *Giggling*
Everyone's eyes were on Margo.
MARGO S.: W-Why's everyone staring at me?
Margo looked at her hands from both sides.
MARGO S.: I'm blue! I'm blue! *Realizes something* Ha, told ya I didn't do it. Who looks like an idiot now?
MARGE S.: Honey, you don't want answer from that.
BART S.: The criminal must've stolen another blue bean and put it in Margo's jar.
HOMER S.: Whoever's doing it better knock it off! It was funny when it was Bart but not of Daddy's little girls.
BART S.: *Sarcastic* Wow, Dad, you really love ALL of us. Anyways, it's obvious the criminal is Edith, Lisa, or Lola. Actually, it's not the nerd, it's one of the PINKYS!
AGNES S.: What about me?
BART S.: Agnes, you're as innocent as Maggie to be a suspect, and by the way, I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier.
AGNES S.: It's ok. *Hugs and kisses him*
BART S.: Aww, this hug feels warm.
After Bart hugged Agnes, they went back to the topic.
BART S.: Ok, I think I'm going to question- EDITH!
In the basement or as Bart calls it the "Interrogation room."
EDITH S.: Do we really need this light in my face?
Bart looked deep into Edith's eyes.
BART S.: Yes, because that's what they do on TV.
He backed away.
EDITH S.: I didn't turn you guys blue, I swear-
BART S.: NO SWEARING!
EDITH S.: I only had your jar because I needed a new home for my spider, Prudence.
MARGO S.: THEN WHERE IS IT?
EDITH S.: I moved her into your retainer case.
Edith dashed to her room to get her spider. The whoosh of air whooshed a paper on Bart, this reminded him of that tissue that went on him by that air in Krustyburger. It made logical sense that Edith was at Krusty
Edith dashed in. She showed the spider into Margo's face.
MARGO S.: *Disgusted* That's your retainer now.
BART S.: Guys, at Krustyburger there wasn't a tube fart. It was AN EDITH FART!
Margo gasped. Edith was absolutely busted. She decided to come clean.
EDITH S.: Ok, I was there. But I didn't put the bean in your food. I... just went to play the fun claw.
BART S.: I was having fun until you ruin my big-time American date.
Margo flinched at that. Bart took out his phone and showed them the selfie he took with Janey.
MARGO S.: *Notices something* Bart, look at that!
BART S.: What, is it my hair or my dipples? I looked so cute a couple of hours ago.
Margo rolled her eyes at her brother's bragging.
MARGO S.: No. Look in the background.
Margo zoomed in only to see-
BART S.: LOLA'S TIARA!
Outside in the Simpson's backyard. Lola playing with her baby doll, which is in a pushchair.
LOLA L.: We're outside, why would you need a light?
Bart looked deep into her eyes.
BART S.: We'll ask the questions here, short stack.
MARGO S.: Yeah, explain the tiara in this picture. *Showing her the picture*
LOLA L.: I have never seen that tiara in my life.
MARGO S.: YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW! So spill, Lola.
BART S.: Speaking of spills, what's this?
He licked something on the pushchair.
BART S.: That's a sauce from KRUSTYBURGER!
Lola looked nervous and came clean.
LOLA L. Fine. I was at Krustyburger. But I wasn't there to get revenge on you. I... wanted to play the claw and win it all for Mr Sprinkles. *She says sheepishlly*
MARGO S.: You wanted to win a doll for a doll, do we look stupid?
Bart and Lola pointed at her face as a response. Margo frowned, she needs to stop asking that.
BART S.: This story doesn't make sense, Lola.
LOLA L.: Nethier does you're face. *Sassing as she walks off*
A few minutes later AGAIN!
MARGO S.: Ok. So we gathered you all here in the living room because we finally figured out who the criminal is.
BART S.: Mom, Dad, *Begging* Please tell Edith and Lola who did it!
HOMER S.: Edith, Lola, is it true that one of you is Bluey the dog? That's what I'm calling the culprit.
Bart and Margo looked at each other. Lisa just sighed.
EDITH S.: Hey, what about "The Great Bluedini."
BART S.: Homer, stop telling Edith terrible insults.
LOLA L.: I think Margo did it. Bet she turned herself blue to throw you off her trail. Leaving her out as a suspect completely. DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MARGO S.: That's ridiculous. If anyone's a suspect, it's the female version of Bart who lost to Lindsey Sweetwater.
BART S.: Female version insult aside, Lola's right, Margo. Ever since you were blue, you've been sneekin' things around, whispering in my ear.
MARGO S.: YOU ASKED ME TO DO THAT! You know what, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT! *Leaving*
BART S.: Yeah, disappear like "The Great Bludini."
EDITH S.: *Points at Bart* HA, I knew you liked it.
There was a knock at the door. Marge opened it and to everyone's surprise, Janey is here.
JANEY P.: Hey, Mrs. Simpson. I am so sorry, but I somehow lost the bracelet you gave me.
MARGE S.: Oh, don't worry about it, Janey, it's... just jewelry.
Bart found that suspicious of her mother.
JANEY P.: And, Bart, *Gasps* You're still blue.
Bart just looked at her.
JANEY P.: Sorry for bailing out on you.
BART S.: Listen, don't worry. This whole blue thing only lasts a day and it's definitely not contagious.
Janey gasped at Margo.
JANEY P.: Then how do you explain her?
MARGO S.: *Disappointed* And now Lisa's best friend saw me.
Janey started sneezing again.
JANEY P.: Oh, no, maybe I'm allergic to you, Bart.
BART S.: No, no, it's not me, it's my sister's stupid hat again. That's what makes you sneeze like a wet cat- OW!
Bart got scratched by Snowball II. She scratched her for offending her as a cat.
LISA S.: Good girl, Snowy.
Bart realized that Janey left but looked at the hat and thought of something.
BART S.: That's it! Margo's hat! I know who the criminal is AND IT'S ONE OF YOU FOUR! *Gestures to Margo, Edith, Lisa, and Lola*
A thunder crashed on the house and everyone screamed except-
BART S.: Don't scream, IT'S ADDED TO THE MOMENT!
The four chosen suspects looked anxious at Bart.
At Krustyburger.
JEREMY F.: Woah, woah, we're closed, Simpsons.
Margo kicked the teen out of the restaurant.
MARGO S.: Oopsie, doopsie. *Russian accent*
BART S.: Now I brought you all back here to the scene of the crime to reveal which one of you is "Bluey the kid." First, there's Edith. It was just after she ran in as fast as me that Janey noticed her necklace was missing. Coincidence? Or was she sent here to steal back FOR MOM?!
Bart looked into Marge's pockets but the necklace wasn't there.
BART S.: FOR MOM!
But it wasn't there.
MARGE S.: *Confessing* Alright, you caught me, but my mother gave this to me. You had no right to give it to Janey.
BART S.: Exactly! So when you told her it was *Air quotes* "Just jewelry," I knew something was up your sleeve, just... didn't know which one.
MARGO S.: Well, what about Lola, we knew she was here too.
BART S.: Yes, Lola. So cute. SO GUILTY-
Lola looked like a sad four-year-old.
BART S.: Of coming to Krustyburger to get BURGERS FOR DAD!
EVERYONE SANS BART S.: *Gasps*
MARGO S.: Of course, the sauce on Lola's stroller matches the stain on Dad's shirt.
BART S.: That's because Lola's been carrying more than Mrs. Sprinkles in this thing.
Bart yanks the blanket off the stroller to reveal a Krustyburger.
LOLA L.: They're on to us, Mr. Simpson. MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
Lola runs off but Homer catches her.
HOMER S.: It's over, Lola. Everyone knows I used Lynn Sr's child.
MARGE S.: And I used our own child to steal my necklace. *Puts the necklace on*
BART S.: Now, let's talk about Margo. I thought she was too much of a goody-goody to pull this one off. Also too annoying, too boring-
MARGO S.: HURRY UP!
BART S.: It was both here and at home Janey had sneezing fits from being allergic to your fur hat.
MARGO S.: It's fake fur, idiot.
BART S.: I already knew that, Blue's clues.
MARGO S.: Ok, Rainbow dash.
BART S.: I saw the fake fur label and realized it was something else that was making Janey sneeze.
EDITH S.: Booger fairies.
BART S.: No, but I would like some later.
LOLA L.: You two seriously need some class.
BART S.: Anyway, this person was the one who accidentally turned me blue. The one that was missing and nobody noticed her. The sweetest girl I know in the one place no one would notice a one-year-old- THE FUN CLAW!
Everyone gasped.
EVERYONE SANS BART S & MAGGIE S.: MAGGIE!
MARGE S.: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER!
Bart broke the claw glass and grabbed Maggie.
BART S.: And now I will show you a dramatic scooby doo flashback.
BART S *NARRATING*.: There I was with Janey, being charming as always.
JANEY P.: Oh, how sweet, Bart. *Beaming*
BART S.: Thanks, whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.
Janey was unsure of what to think of that statement.
BART S.: *Pulls out his phone* Let's seal this moment with a selfie.
BART S *NARRATING*.: As we snapped our selfie, Lola the Burger smuggler, entered.
Bart takes a pic.
BART S *NARRATING*.: But that wasn't the only thing she was smuggling. Lola didn't know it, but Maggie hitched a free flight from Baby Jail.
LISA S *NARRATING*.: You mean the crib.
BART S *NARRATING*.: SHUT UP, LISA! Edith dashed into Krustyburger giving Maggie a distraction.
A sandwich whoosh down the tube.
BART S.: Woohoo! Free food.
Janey notices something was missing from her neck and panicked.
JANEY P.: Oh, no, Bart. I think the necklace your mom gave me fell off. Maybe it's under the table.
BART S *NARRATING*.: When we went on the table, that's when Maggie appeared. It must've been her that Janey's allergic to.
Janey started sneezing.
JANEY P.: Sorry, I must be allergic to something.
Maggie must've accidentally dropped the blue bean she was about to eat, probably since blue is her favorite color. Then Margo's Russian alter-ego provided the perfect opportunity for Maggie to escape into the fun claw.
MARGO S.: Oopsie, doopsie.
Cuts back to the present.
BART S.: And like that... poof, she was gone. But I know she didn't mean to do it because she's just a baby. *Tickles Maggie*
Maggie giggled at her brother's tickling.
MARGO S.: The only piece of the puzzle is how did I turn blue.
BART S.: Oh, that was me, thought it'd be hilarious and I was right.
Before Bart could flee, Margo pushed Bart into the kitchen causing the kitchen equipment to clatter.
BART S.: *Off-screen* I'm ok, by the way- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ON APRIL FOOLS, MARGO!
MARGO S.: Now that was hilarious.
LOLA L.: Agreed, and he totally deserved it for summoning me to your house from my pageant practice.
A/N: I think a Loud House parody will be next