A/N: Parody of Lynner Takes It All from Loud House
In Lisa's room, Lisa is peacefully reading a book until Bart busts in smashing the door at her.
BART S.: WOO! READY FOR GAMING NIGHT, STARFISH HEAD! WHOHOOOOOOOOO!
Bart left the room and Lisa pulled herself from the door. Margo, Edith, and Agnes came in.
EDITH S.: What was that all about?
LISA S.: It's game night for Simpson kids, and I hate it because Bart always wins and he always gloats about it.
EDITH S.: I used to be like that until I realized it's not the winning that counts, it's about having fun.
LISA S.: *Irritated* Someone should tell HIM THAT!
MARGO S.: Whoa, whoa. Calm down, Lis.
LISA S.: Sorry, guys, it's just so frustrating.
AGNES S.: This should be fun.
LISA S.: Trust me, Agnes, it will be less than fun.
The siblings have gathered themselves at the table.
LISA S.: So, what game shall we play?
Maggie throws her pacifier at the Go Fish board game.
LISA S.: Good choice, Maggie, Go Fish it is.
Lisa pulls out the Go Fish board game. 33 minutes later.
AGNES S.: Does anyone have any elevens?
BART S.: Hope you got gas in your boat.
AGNES S.: Why?
BART S.: 'Cause you're going fishing!
Agnes pulls out her card. She didn't understand what her brother meant.
BART S.: Margo, you seem interested in deuces last night. Got any?
Margo sighs and gives him a two. Bart slams his cards on the table.
BART S.: BOOM! Welcome to losertown! Population: *Points at his sisters* You, you, you, you, you, and you.
LISA S.: Well, now that that's over with.
BART S.: Wait! Don't leave yet. Tonight's special. It's my- *Presses a button revealing a carp* 300th win in a row. I am unbeaten by you, chumps.
Bart pulls out his bazooka and fires confetti at them.
BART S.: WOOOOOOOOO! *Leaving*
MARGO S.: Wait a minute, this confetti's made from my homework!
EDITH S.: Did he have to rub it in our faces?
LISA S.: He's always so obnoxious. I remember the time when he and Dad played a video game and gloated about his victory. I think the only to stop his gloating is to actually beat him.
MARGO S.: Maybe we can try something that isn't from your house; something that Bart doesn't know, something that one of us is really good at.
EDITH S.: I might just have the game.
In the kitchen.
BART S.: Headbands. What's this?
MARGO S.: It's a game where you put on a headband and we have to ask each other who exactly we are on that headband. Whoever says who they are first, wins.
AGNES S.: It was so fun.
EDITH S.: Yeah, because you were a UNICORN!
BART S.: I don't know guy-
EDITH S.: Oh, ok, if you wanna lose-
BART S.: LOSE! BART SIMPSON IS NO LOSER! IT'S ON, PUNKS!
Later that night, it turns out that Bart one the headband game.
BART S.: Uh-uh! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling! *Leaves*
LISA S.: We'll never, beat her at anything.
EDITH S.: *Gasps* I know one, now.
All the siblings are playing a game called "Let's go fishing."
AGNES S.: I got 22 fish.
BART S.: Wait, a minute, the rules say if you got 22 fish, you have to give them all to the player closest to you and that's me.
LISA S.: Wait, let me these rules. *Reads them and sighs* I'm afraid these rules are not in Bart's handwriting.
BART S.: YES! ANOTHER FART FOR THE BART! *Farts and leaves*
EDITH S.: Wait, I have one.
The siblings are playing "The Sonic Question board game." There are 20 questions, but Edith hasn't got one correct. Her sisters growl at her.
LISA S.: Edith! What the heck! I thought you know all about Sonic.
EDITH S.: I do but Bart just keeps getting to my head.
MARGO S.: Last one. Why did Sonic 06 fail?
EDITH S.: Ooh! I know this one.
BART S.: Oh, it is. Are you sure? It could be tricky, tricky, tricky. I mean, I'm just sayin'. It'd sure be a shame if you choked. *Doing his choked animation*
Edith can't help but crack under pressure and say-
EDITH S.: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZEE!
BART S.: *Buzzes and scoffs* It's not a bad game, it's just misunderstood as they say on
MARGO S.: *Sighs sadly* Correct.
BART S.: BOOM! WIN AGAIN! BETTER GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I BREATHE IN TOO MANY LOSER FUMES! *Leaves*
EDITH S.: Sorry, guys.
MARGO S.: It's ok, sis. We can never beat him.
LISA S.: Wait! If Bart has no trouble taking on one of us at a game, then he'll surely have a problem if he takes on ALL of us.
Margo looks into Lisa's eyes.
MARGO S.: I'm listening.
In the kitchen, AGAIN!
BART S.: WHAT?! No one has a yarn ball to trade me with!
Everyone replies with "no."
BART S.: UUUUUUUGGGGHHH!
The cat timer meows. Lisa hits it.
LISA S.: We have a five-way tie for first with Bart in a distant second.
BART S.: *Barked* COUNT IT AGAIN!
LISA S.: *Smirks at him* Bart, Lisa Simpson does not make errors.
The sisters cheered as they left an astonished Bart.
LISA S.: Well, that oughta stop Bart's competitive behavior.
MARGO S.: And her gloating.
HOMER S.: *Comes in* I'd say you really go his gloat. You put him on a gloatin'-free diet. Unless he's a gloatin' for punishment.
The sisters left, clearly not impressed with their Dad's comedy.
HOMER S.: Hey! Where are you all going? I'm just gloatin' started.
ABRAHAM S.: *Off-screen* SHUT UP, HOMER!
The next day.
Bart ran upstairs causing Agnes to hit the wall.
BART S.: YEAH! I WIN!
AGNES.: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
In the backyard, Edith was running. Bart ran past her and crashed her.
BART S.: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU!
In the kitchen. Margo is washing the dishes. Bart dashed in.
BART S.: I CAN WASH FASTER THAN YOU! *Washes them all and throws a plate at Margo's face* WOOOOOOH!
MARGO S.: OOOOOOOWWWWW!
In the bathroom, Lisa is brushing her teeth. Bart jumped in.
BART S.: I CAN BRUSH FASTER THAN YOU!
Bart washed his teeth clean. During the night.
BART S.: I CAN GO TO SLEEP THE FASTEST!
The sisters groan.
BART S.: I CAN SNORE THE LOUDEST!
Bart snores loudly much to his sister's annoyance.
In the morning.
BART S.: Ha ha, Margo. I totally ate more bacon than you, loser!
Margo growls and heads to the door.
LISA S.: Where are you going?
MARGO S.: Anywhere away from HIM!
BART S.: Pancake challenge! *Off-screen*
LISA S.: I think we should go with her.
The sisters are riding their bikes on the roads of Springfield.
EDITH S.: AAAAAHHHH! This is so sweet.
LISA S.: I know right, nothing can ruin-
BART S.: *Pushes his bike ahead of them* Haha. I can ride faster than you.
The sisters groaned. In Lisa's room.
LISA S.: The "Bart" situation has so gotten out of hand!
EDITH S.: *Sarcastic* If only someone didn't bring that game up.
LISA S.: *Mad* How the hell was I supposed to know that would happen?
MARGO S.: Woah, Woah, little ladies. I say we "throw the game." That way he'll feel like a winner again and stop driving us women like crazy.
Later in the game. The plan to throw the game was working, Bart getting 6 on the dice was enough for him to win the game. But Agnes got anxious and tossed the game out.
EVERYONE.: AGNES!
AGNES S.: What? The plan was to throw the game and no one was doing it.
BART S.: Wait! Throw the game!
The sisters came clean.
LISA S.: We thought if we let you win. You'd stop being insanely competitive with us.
BART S.: I was just trying to get up my edge.
LISA S.: We teamed up against you.
BART S.: What?
MARGO S.: 'Cause after your 300 wins-
BART S.: Technically, 303 but you tell me who's counting.
Bart looked at the viewers.
MARGO S.: We couldn't take the gloating anymore, and you do that stupid messed up unnecessary dance of yours.
EDITH S.: Lisa told us about all the gloating you do to her and man, you're really much of a poor sport than me.
BART S.: So, you're saying that I'm a bad loser and a winner?
LISA S.: Precisely.
BART S.: You all feel this way.
EVERYONE.: YES!
BART S.: Ok. End of the fanfic. BYEEEEEEEEEE! *Leaves*
MARGO S.: *Urgently* Wait, we didn't-
A/N: That's all folks