(Or "The Little Cramp!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST SEEN THE EFFECTS OF THE TERRIBLE ACOUSTINATOR!"
"AND HYU ARE NEXT!" Boris exclaimed, aiming the machine at Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"BORIS FIRED THE DEADLY LASER AT THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL, AND WITHIN AN INSTANT THEIR VOICES WERE REMOVED, AND THEIR ONCE VIBRANT COLOR WAS DRAINED FROM THEIR BODIES!"
(*A jaunty, 30's piano ragtime instrumental plays*)
("Title card: Golly gee, Rock, we're old!") Bullwinkle exclaimed. The now black-and-white moose now wore red pants over his body, and his white gloves looked even puffier.
"ROCKY SIMPLY PUT ON A HAT AND STARTED WHISTLING WHILE TURNING A...SHIP'S WHEEL?"
(Title card: "HEY! SNAP OUT OF IT!") Bullwinkle slapped the now pie-eyed and gloved Rocky.
(Title card: "Gosh, I'm sorry, Bullwinkle.") Rocky replied. (Title card: "I just got too into our new look, I'm like a little ink blot!")
"BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?! A LITTLE MAN IN A SUIT WALKS OVER TO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, AND THEY NOTICE HE LOOKS VERY FAMILIAR!"
(Title card: "Charlie Chaplin?!") Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed in unison.
(Title card: "Hello, boys!") Mr. Chaplin replied. (Title card: "Things sure are quiet around Tinseltown lately, do you chaps know why?")
"YES, IT WAS INDEED LEGENDARY SILENT FILM ACTOR CHARLIE CHAPLIN. HE APPEARED TO BE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE ACOUSTINATOR AS WELL, BUT SINCE HE WAS USED TO BLACK AND WHITE, THIS WAS NO PROBLEM. HE BRIEFLY WIGGLED HIS MUSTACHE, MAKING ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LAUGH A LITTLE."
(Title card: "We sure do Mr. Chaplin, golly, it was an awful machine, but we know just how to reverse it!") Rocky spoke, taking Mr. Chaplin by the hand over to where Boris and Natasha were using the Acoustinator.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Silents, please" OR "Modern Crimes"!"