Citadel Evacuation Fleet - Smoking Room
July 4, 2035
Teyi was still getting used to the idea of smoking rooms in ships. People who wanted to smoke did so in their sleeper pods. But the humans were pretty notorious drug enthusiasts, and one of their first demands upon meeting the rest of the galaxy was to retrofit ships to allow for smoking rooms. Now almost all new ships came with one.
"So...these are...dabs?"
"Yeah!" Mark was enthusiastic. "Only were invented after first contact with the quarians, and it took a few decades cuz they can't use it themselves. But they're GREAT!"
Nutra sighed and shook her head. "Mark, I love you, but I don't how to feel about your obsession with cannabis."
"Weed is to me what engineering is to you," he shot back. "And you know I can't write my novels without it!"
Nutra fell silent, as she didn't feel like rehashing this for the 300th time.
"So here's how it works," Mark began. "You use a torch lighter to head the bottom of the stem, then touch the dab to the heated part." He demonstrated and blew the vapor into the air with a contented smile.
"Ok..."
Mark reheated the stem slightly and Teyi inhaled.
Oh...
OH!
OH GODDESS OF THESSIA!
-e&d-
An hour later Teyi was still staring at the ceiling.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas...Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas..." She had been repeating that song lyric for the same amount of time.
The turian sitting next to them laughed. "I remember my first dab!"
-e&d-
In case you haven't figured it out, I am a MASSIVE FUCKING POTHEAD. And I wouldn't be able to write my works without my dabs :)
Cannabis is the most popular drug in the galaxy. Quarians are the only ones who can't use it, and it feels great to everyone.