One-Shot - Spirit in the Sky
Moscow, Soviet Union
August 1, 1969
"So what exactly is this...'Cult of the Ancestors'?"
There were times like this when Mera'Kuun vas Usela wished quarians could smoke cannabis. He could REALLY use something to relieve the stress of this disastrous fucking uplifting.
"From what we can tell, sir, it's a syncretic religious movement that combines traditional human religious with a worship of our Ancestors."
Mera'Kuun growled. "WORSHIP our Ancestors? They weren't gods!"
"I would not advise telling them that. They are rather...intractable about their beliefs. Thankfully they seem to be localized to a small collection of communities in rural Colorado. However, I suspect they will spread."
Mera'Kuun got up and went to get yet another shut of quarian liqour.
He HATED this job.
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700 years later...
STUDY: 58% OF HUMANS, QUARIANS FOLLOW CULT OF THE ANCESTORS
Confederation News Network - A new study from the Confederation Institute of Religion has found that approximately 58% of the human and quarian population follow the Cult of the Ancestors...
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Why not keeping expanding on the Soundtrack? :D
Review please!