Now while Jack was the school houses girls room with a funky spear weapon with a spiral in the stall using it to hold down a ghostly skeleton that was upper body only and human, "BE FLUSH OUT OF THIS LADIES ROOM HORRIBLE GHOST WHO WATCHES LITTLE GIRLS ON THE CAN!"
outside Cheerilee listening in along with the girls of the school as she gasped, "I hope it's going well in there." She heard jack say, " BE FLUSHED!" they heard a kick sound then a flushing sound, "GO GONE YOU MONSTROUS THING! ...WHY WON'T YOU GO DOWN!"
Meanwhile in the ghost zone.
Zeta was avoiding shots fired by what looked like human skeletons in musketeer outfits firing muskets, that shot ghost rays. They were on rocks and he was just flying to avoid them. The beams took ten seconds to charge so he could avoid clones and speed. Now this wasn't an attack. Zeta had asked them to do this so he could work on dodging why ? because last night he got hit by a ghost bird's wing slap. A bird smacked him in the face with the bird, That was embarrassing. He was the kind of person who tried to learn from failure. So he opened a portal and found some Ghostly musketeers to help him, Who where happy when they saw his family crest.
One of them laughed, "The lad is a thought target isn't he? my friends, just like his father, but let's try my trick shot." He declared holding it out, Now I know what you are saying when you think Musketeers you think sword fighting, Well news flash they are called musketeers because they used muskets. he made it look like his weapon was about to fire but he moved it and the next second it fired hitting Zeta in the stomach, "Blank shot, followed by real shot. Always works to land a blow"
Zeta held his gut everyone guns down. he landed the wound would heal fast so he didn't care about it. he pointed to him, "Say can you teach me that fake out shot?" The skeleton man adjusted his hat and nodded.
Meanwhile in the ponyvile sewer. Jack was chasing the toilet ghost, he flushed it just to get it out of the skull, he had his spear looked like it was tipped like a plumber snake. he saw the news paper on Daring do being done following her marriage or shot gun wedding to her enemy, floating by. he turned to focus. " come on ugly!"
the skeleton came out summoning the sewer water in to pillars before making it fire on jack, the ghost made a bubble barrier around him and shivered, "That's straight grosss Can you get anymore sick and wrong?" the ghost summoned humanoid golems from the sewer's liquid mass. " ...I shouldn't have ask!" he charged like a cannon ball through it all thanks to his barrier ramming the ghost as he screamed. " BE GONE SICK AND WRONG THING!"
Within moments the ghost came out a manhole cover as jack jumped off, " he's out of his territory!" he swung his weapon the tip growing to snare him, "Got you know you shitty shitty creature of unlife! You are done watching little Filly's go wee wee." parents gasped in horror as jack said, "I know right!" he said pulling it close. he looekd down, "My thermos his sewer water mud golems most have grabbed it." Ponies throw up, "you can't be more grossed out then me ponies!"
the ghost restrained then did something creepy it made it's head fall off, So it's body fell down unlifeless or lifeless depending on your view, while the head hovered and summon sewage form the cover to form a large golem body, like the lunch lady's meat monster, but you know after it came out back. Where it roared in rage every creature lost there lunch and the smell was horrible. Jack shivered, "... Oh That's not right!" he said being made to drop his spear weapon and hold out his hands to fire ghost beams, "SOME ONE GET ME A GHOST TRAP!"
That was when Zecora came out holding Zane. The little ghost saw the thermos and being curious hit its bottom for his mommy. making ti suck in our ghost crap armor and all. Making jack go, " aaaaww foals first bad guy... Now I am off to go boil myself till I feel clean again."
Later on Zeta was flying around everfree when the ghost bird came out, he held his hand out making it look like he would shoot, ghost moved, and so did he as he fired the real beam. Same fake out he learned from his ghost musketeer. He would then head home and hear about the crapper ghost that Jack battled today.
To be continued.
Pinkie pie popped up, "Really one giant crap joke set up the last chapter... with the episode plot only having one moment of cameo...Well Ok your story... but I feel like bronies won't like this one... and it was straight nasty! it's like that episode of that one cartoon for that series that mocks super hero and shows how scary that would be , and what kind of horrible people they would be form being famous."