Piles and piles of paperwork laid on the desk, floor.. The walls were all covered in.. pictures of a certain man as well as stock results. Needless to say, the country was now officially fucked.. But that was the least of Ganyu's concerns.

''Diluc… So dreamy..'' She daydreams, gazing at the picture of Diluc on her desk. ''...We're the perfect couple. You work so hard, just like me… If only he would stare at me the same way I stare at him.." She muttered under her breath, before the door burst open.

It was Keqing, that whiney bitch. Can't she just shut up for at least five seconds?

''Ganyu! I lost! I LOST! NOW LOOK!'' She runs into Ganyu's office, curling up in a ball of tears. ''GAAAANYUUUUU! I CAN'T AFFORD THIS SHIT ANYMORE! I HAVE TO BATHE… IN THE FUCKING OCEAN! I NEARLY GOT EATEN BY A HYDRO CUBE!''

I don't remember asking, you cat girl wannabe bitch.. Since when did you fucking bathe anyway, stinky?

''Oh, wow. I'm so sorry to hear, Keqing.. You should just relax and take a few days off! I'm sure Mr. Zhongli won't mind you being away for some time!"

Make that forever, ugh.

''...You're right, Ganyu! I just need to have a nap.''

Forever.

Now that I think about it.. Wasn't she staring at Diluc when he came over last month?

''I'll send a message to Zhongli for you! Don't even worry!''

That fucking scumbag… I'll tear those ears off of her fucking head. I will euthanize this neko bitch.

"You're so intelligent, Ganyu! I'm so thankful to have you as a friend!" Keqing said with enthusiasm as she closed the door behind her. Earning a sigh of relief from the latter.

''Kill yourself on the way out…'' She mutters, in a low whisper so nobody heard her.

Yeah, go. Shoo. No one likes you here anyway.

..Now that the nation is fucked, and every second I see Mr. Zhongli I want to jump off a fucking building, I'll have to start packing up. It's time Diluc notices me once and for all! I'm done being stuck in this good for nothing office doing all this pointless paperwork!

The only thing I need to be working on is satisfying Master Ragnvindr's cock!

I can't wait to be his milk-whore! I can't wait for him to make tea using my breastmilk~!

Just wait for me, Darling.. I'll be better than that blonde bimbo SLUT you love right now.

But for now, she had to finish these last sheets of paper. Documents about eviction on certain citizens. Stuff she didn't even care about. Their families could die for all she cared. If they didn't help her get closer to Diluc, it meant nothing to her.

"I'll need the money if I want to get to Mondstadt.. Maybe I can talk to Childe for a ride. He's good friends with him!"

''Heyyy! Ganyuu! How's the uhh… wood-work? The… you know what it's called! Bayper!'' Zhongli smiles, his hands on his hips.

This fucking guy.. Interrupting me in my planning. What could he want, huh?

''Good morning, Mr Zhongli! What can I do for you?''

Please say I can stab you to death, you fucking mongrel. I'll make sure my pets feast on your insides as if it's a fucking gourmet dish, you god damn, fucking-

''I'm being sued!'' Zhongli smiles. ''Pretty cool, right? Hell, what even is a lawsuit?''

I hope he chokes on a fat cock. On a fat hillichurl penis. And he inhales the smegma up his big fat nostrils.

''Mr. Zhongli.. That's very bad! You need a lawyer right now, before actual legal action is taken!"

"Oh, don't worry! I already destroyed the court. No court equals no jail time, right?"

''Wait. Then, were those fatui extremi-''

Ganyu hears an explosion, and jumps out of her seat.

''OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT'S A MISSILE! ZHONGLI YOU IMBECI-''

BOOM.

Ganyu ducks under the table, before Zhongli starts chuckling.

''Hahaha! Don't worry, dude! The walls are extra-strong! Like, extra-extra-strong! Nonono, mega-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-'' He takes a break to inhale.

''Extra-extra-extra-extra-extra strong!'

I'll be shoving an extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra giant sized dildo into your fucking ass if you keep talking, you fucking idiot..

''Thanks, Mr Zhongli. Appreciate it…''

No, I don't.

"No worries, Ms. Ganyu. I expect great work from you-"

"Actually, Mr. Zhongli. I will quit!" She said abruptly, her face slightly flustered as she blurted this out.

"Huh? Oh cool! More mora for me! Make sure to clean this place up before you leave though, y'know how Ningguang is. Always whining here and there. Women, am I right?" He said, with a carefree chuckle.

The ex-secretary deadpanned, before shaking her head.

It's not worth it. I won't get to Diluc if I murder him.. Jail will keep me away from my beloved..

"I understand! This place will be as clean as possible, I wish you best of luck, Mr. Zhongli!" She added, before the man turned around. "Yes, yes.. Good luck with whatever you're doing, Miss Ganyu."

Good, leave. Stay out of my fucking sight, you fat fuck. Anyway, time to talk to that ginger haired fuck so he can get me out of here. I just have to look pretty and that's it. He's a total virgin, so this will be a breeze.

Meanwhile.. In Mondstadt.

The red haired man stared at the empty building before him with a blank stare. His thoughts were wild.. Ranging from tragic love stories.. To questioning whatever the fuck this entire thing was all about. A brothel? Really? Most women weren't even that good looking here other than Jean and that one librarian bitch. Horny little shit.. At least that Rosaria girl is bad.

"Aether, are you sure this is actually going to work?" He questioned as he looked at the man stare at the indoor area of the brothel. He was setting up a dance floor.. For some reason.

"Are you making a disco or what?" He asked again, before Aether just rolled his eyes. "DUDE! Stop questioning so much and help me out! We want this place to be full 24/7, right? We'll need accomodations! Shit to make it look nice and for people to use more money!"

''Funny! I know the perfect DJ, Aeth-''

"Woah! Woah woah! I already HAVE my DJ guy! Just worry about YOUR job and find some babes! Sheesh!''

''...''

"Like, come on. You're a hot guy (no homo), you'll attract some bitches. Convince them to work here, and that's how we'll start!"

''...The only bitches that I get are psychotic maniacs. No thanks.''

"EVEN BETTER! The crazier, the more cock-hungry they are. You know what they say! Don't stick your dick in crazy, stick a 100 mora bill instead! Yeaaaahhh, baby!''

Diluc could only sigh. There was definitely no convincing this guy otherwise. He thought about it for a moment.. Who could be fit for the job? It'd have to be young women ready to get fucked in more ways than one. Not only that, but some of these hilichurls could also have crazy, stinky fetishes. Ugh.. it gave him goosebumps just to think about it.

Alright.. Guess we'll start with the easier option, Lisa. Then we'll move on to Mona, and so on.

''Yooo, I think I see a fineee ass over there, Diluc! My booty-sensors are tingling!''

Diluc looks over in the direction that Aether is pointing, and his eyes widen.

NO! THAT FUCKING ADEPTI BITCH AGAIN!

"Diiiiluuuuccc!" Her voice echoed in his head as his eyes could only widen even further in both shock.. And utter fear. Not her. NO.. NOT HER..

''Perfect! She already likes you! Just ask her to join the brothel… I'll handle persuasion!''

''What the fuck are you gonna tell her, Aethe-''

Ganyu finally had come up to the two, before her eyes were locked on the only person she gave a singular, if not, all her fucks about.

Her heartbeat got faster, and faster. Just staring at him made her feel as if she was spinning in circles. Her inner-thigh area becoming hotter than the earth's core, as she twirls her hair with her fingers.

It's so hard to speak when he's so close.. I have to! Come ON!

"D-Diluc.. I'm so happy to see you. I-"

"Join my friend's brothel, and yo-" He said as he interrupted her, before she interrupted him herself, with a sudden gasp.

"Anything for y-I mean!- Y-yes! I need the money, definitely!" She yelled nervously, her eyes drifting elsewhere as she tried to avoid eye contact.

"..Okay." Was all he said in return, turning to look at Aether.

Aether's jaw fucking dropped. He smiles, and looks at Diluc. He gave him a look of Dude. PLEASE HELP ME. His eyes wide open said enough.

''...Hello, Ganyu! I'm your employ-''

''I have one request, boss. Can I talk to you for a second?''

''Yeah! Come! Diluc, piss off for one second!''

Don't speak to MY MAN like that, you fucking MONGREL!

''Sooo, what's the problem, shawdy?''

Don't fucking call me that.

''...Could… all the uhh, customers, wear red wigs? It'd really… help me out..''

''Uhhh, mind if I ask wh- Nevermind. Okay, sure.. Whatever, dude!''

"O-Oh, and uhm.. One more thing.." She called out, fiddling with her fingers as she spoke.

"...Diluc works here, right?" She asks.. As if she's trying to make sure of something.

''Yeah! And you know, Diluc actually has a fetish for prostitutes! If you work here, he'll REEAALLYYYY love you! You'll give him a bigger boner than Papyrus! Hahaha!''

Oh… that's all I needed to hear.. It's like music to my ears.. Ah.. It's just like in my dreams! I'm so ready.. I don't even care what the requirements for this job are, so long as he pays attention to me..!

"Okay! Just.. uhm, wanted to know!"

''Hey, by the way, Diluc loves raw sex!'' Hahaha, stupid bitch.. I'm only saying that because they pay more for raw sex! Hahaha!

He can have me raw any day, week, month, year, god. DECADE if he wants. Just shut the fuck up and let me start already!

''You're hired! I just need to… check something. You ready to receive the booty-jiggle of acceptance?''

''Yeah, okay. Just let me work alrea-''

SPANK!

''KYAAAAAAAA~!''

Diluc turns his head from the main reception desk with a confused stare, and an eyebrow raised. What in the hell was that?

Oh, he's staring! Yes.. keep looking!

Before he went back to drawing whatever manga he's making now. He has so many stories in his head his least concern is some bitch getting spanked. Lol.

"Anyway! Now that that's out of the way, put this on!" Aether passed Ganyu a.. Bunny girl outfit.

''The customer awaits you!''

''H-Huh!? Alrea-'' Ganyu feels a hand on her shoulder.

She slowly turns around, inhaling.

''OOG!''

A HILLICHURL.

If this is what it'll take to have Diluc's gigantic cock inside of me.. Then let's just get this shit over with!

"The wig on.. Please.."

Oh.. god. Eugh.