Chapter 2 - What kind of whacked up questions are
these?
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing, if it ain't got that swing! * Dances around in circles*
Wink: Ok we're back to the Dream Date Game!!
Audience: YAH!!!!!!!! * People start to do the YMCA and the Alley cat then The Xellos fan girls make evil plots to steal Xellos *
Wink: Lets start the question and answer round shall we? Now Lina you read off this card and the lucky male people will answer, and you can decide which one you like by their answers ok?
Lina: * shrugs* Sure why not. * Takes the cards from Wink and starts to read* Ok Batcher number 3 . I'm a girl who is really big on taste, so if you took me to a restaurant what's the capital New Zealand?!
Xellos: Burger King! I mean uh. that capital of New Zealand? What kind of dating question is that? It has nothing to do with restaurants!
* A loud beep sound goes off *
Wink: Oh I'm sorry you ran out of time, so what is your finally answer?
Xellos: What? I don't understand what's going on!
Wink: Is that your finally answer?
Xellos: NoNoNo!! It's uh uh uh capital of New Zealand it's uh.. Wellington!!
Wink: ooooo I'm sorry the correct answer was any kind of restaurant Wellington is a capital. You lose 1,000 life points! * A counter on Xellos chair goes down 1,000 life points. Xellos just blankly stares, and the fan girls pout. *
Xellos: The hell!!?? This isn't yu-gi-oh!! What kind of Game show is this??!!
Everyone: Now that's a secret!!
Xellos: I knew that would come back and haunt me some day.
Lina: Ok next question, batcher number one if I was some kind cool car I'd be a curvet, so what kind of pie is baked?!
Zel: Pie? What.? * Looks over at Xellos for any answers on what the hell is going on. *
Xellos: * Gives the I-have-no-freak'n-clue-on-what's-going-on-so-just-wing- it-and-say-something-random look. *
Zel: Umm uh. Chicken whooper? * Smiles stupidly*
* Some crazed girl in the back of the room screams.. Actually her name is Carrie *
Carrie: CHICKEN WHOOPER AND CHICKEN WHOOPER JR.!!!!!!!!! * She does the chicken whooper dance and clucks loudly*
Wink: Ok back in the real world. I'm sorry the correct answer was Wellington.
Zel: What's your problem??!! Wellington has nothing to do with this!! My answer was way closer then yours was!!
Wink: Your answer was Sea to shinning sea, and that's a song.
Zel: I never said that you fruit cake!!
Wink: Oh but you will in the future.
Zel: * blinks, for some strange reason he doesn't feel safe any more. *
Lina: Can we get back to me!!!
Zel: We have no chose it's either that or we have no story plot.
Lina: Makes sense. Ok final question if for you batcher number two, how do you spell cat?
Gourry: Cat? Oh great why did I get such a hard one!! They got all the easy questions!!
Zel & Xellos: * falls over in traditional anime style *
Zel: What the hell are you talking about numb nuts!!?? You got the question that actually makes sense!!
Gourry: Can I phone a friend?
Wink: No.
Gourry: Ok I'd like to call the author of the story.
Wink: Wait stop!!! That's not one of the options!!
* After a few long rings someone picks up*
Silver unicorn: What do you want?
Wink: Hi this is Wink Martindale from the Dream Date Game and your friend Gourry needs your help on this question. So Gourry start now!
Gourry: Ok How do you spell cat is it A. c-a-t B. b-a-t C. m-a-n-o-n-a-i- s-e D. all of the above?
Silver Unicorn: It's A. A!!! * Phone thing cuts her off *
Wink: So did she help you at all?
Gourry: Yes I'll go with her and say B!
Wink: She didn't say B she said A.
Gourry: Oh sorry, I'll go with B!
Wink: * sweatdrops* your not going to listen to me are you?
Gourry: NOPE!!!
Wink: I'm sorry you got it wrong!
Gourry: MANONAISE!!!!!!!!
Lina: * is asleep on her chair, then she snaps awake*
Wink: So how did you like the answers Lina?
Lina: They were poorly done; can I have a baked ham instead?
Wink: * blinks * No, and we'll be back shortly after this commercial break!! Cause we can't hold our sanity for to long.
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing, if it ain't got that swing! * Dances around in circles*
Wink: Ok we're back to the Dream Date Game!!
Audience: YAH!!!!!!!! * People start to do the YMCA and the Alley cat then The Xellos fan girls make evil plots to steal Xellos *
Wink: Lets start the question and answer round shall we? Now Lina you read off this card and the lucky male people will answer, and you can decide which one you like by their answers ok?
Lina: * shrugs* Sure why not. * Takes the cards from Wink and starts to read* Ok Batcher number 3 . I'm a girl who is really big on taste, so if you took me to a restaurant what's the capital New Zealand?!
Xellos: Burger King! I mean uh. that capital of New Zealand? What kind of dating question is that? It has nothing to do with restaurants!
* A loud beep sound goes off *
Wink: Oh I'm sorry you ran out of time, so what is your finally answer?
Xellos: What? I don't understand what's going on!
Wink: Is that your finally answer?
Xellos: NoNoNo!! It's uh uh uh capital of New Zealand it's uh.. Wellington!!
Wink: ooooo I'm sorry the correct answer was any kind of restaurant Wellington is a capital. You lose 1,000 life points! * A counter on Xellos chair goes down 1,000 life points. Xellos just blankly stares, and the fan girls pout. *
Xellos: The hell!!?? This isn't yu-gi-oh!! What kind of Game show is this??!!
Everyone: Now that's a secret!!
Xellos: I knew that would come back and haunt me some day.
Lina: Ok next question, batcher number one if I was some kind cool car I'd be a curvet, so what kind of pie is baked?!
Zel: Pie? What.? * Looks over at Xellos for any answers on what the hell is going on. *
Xellos: * Gives the I-have-no-freak'n-clue-on-what's-going-on-so-just-wing- it-and-say-something-random look. *
Zel: Umm uh. Chicken whooper? * Smiles stupidly*
* Some crazed girl in the back of the room screams.. Actually her name is Carrie *
Carrie: CHICKEN WHOOPER AND CHICKEN WHOOPER JR.!!!!!!!!! * She does the chicken whooper dance and clucks loudly*
Wink: Ok back in the real world. I'm sorry the correct answer was Wellington.
Zel: What's your problem??!! Wellington has nothing to do with this!! My answer was way closer then yours was!!
Wink: Your answer was Sea to shinning sea, and that's a song.
Zel: I never said that you fruit cake!!
Wink: Oh but you will in the future.
Zel: * blinks, for some strange reason he doesn't feel safe any more. *
Lina: Can we get back to me!!!
Zel: We have no chose it's either that or we have no story plot.
Lina: Makes sense. Ok final question if for you batcher number two, how do you spell cat?
Gourry: Cat? Oh great why did I get such a hard one!! They got all the easy questions!!
Zel & Xellos: * falls over in traditional anime style *
Zel: What the hell are you talking about numb nuts!!?? You got the question that actually makes sense!!
Gourry: Can I phone a friend?
Wink: No.
Gourry: Ok I'd like to call the author of the story.
Wink: Wait stop!!! That's not one of the options!!
* After a few long rings someone picks up*
Silver unicorn: What do you want?
Wink: Hi this is Wink Martindale from the Dream Date Game and your friend Gourry needs your help on this question. So Gourry start now!
Gourry: Ok How do you spell cat is it A. c-a-t B. b-a-t C. m-a-n-o-n-a-i- s-e D. all of the above?
Silver Unicorn: It's A. A!!! * Phone thing cuts her off *
Wink: So did she help you at all?
Gourry: Yes I'll go with her and say B!
Wink: She didn't say B she said A.
Gourry: Oh sorry, I'll go with B!
Wink: * sweatdrops* your not going to listen to me are you?
Gourry: NOPE!!!
Wink: I'm sorry you got it wrong!
Gourry: MANONAISE!!!!!!!!
Lina: * is asleep on her chair, then she snaps awake*
Wink: So how did you like the answers Lina?
Lina: They were poorly done; can I have a baked ham instead?
Wink: * blinks * No, and we'll be back shortly after this commercial break!! Cause we can't hold our sanity for to long.