Chapter 3 And the plot thinness
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Author: * appears out of nowhere * to avoid confusion with the story these last few chapters are about supposed to make any sense what's so ever. Thank you and have a healthy day! * The author evaporates. *
TV guy: And we're back on in 5..4..3.2..1 and action! Cue host!
* The dumb theme music comes back on and the camera focus's on the spot where the host is, but there's one problem the host is not there anymore *
TV guy: Were the heck is he? * Looks over at Zel *
Zel: * shrugs *
TV guy: * looks over at Xellos *
Xellos: * has his nose buried in a book called How to be a better pain in the butt in a few days *
TV guy: * doesn't care what Gourry is doing so he doesn't bother to look over at him *
Gourry: Viva la FRANCE!!
Wink: * runs on stage, he has a big grin on his face *
TV guy: where the heck were you the show started about 2 minutes ago?!!
Wink: Uh.. Wouldn't you like to know?
TV guy: * shrugs * that's just vague enough for me! * Turns into a chicken *
Wink: * blinks * ok I'll pretend that never happened. So welcome back to the Dream date game! So Lina you ready?
Lina: * snaps awake * Social studies! I mean yea sure.
Wink: This is our physical challenge round, were our Characters get something done to them if they don't answer the questions right! And they have to answer in question form like that crackpot show with the ugly, old, and boring dude Alex Trident or something like that.
* Zelgadis and Xellos groan, Gourry takes his shoes off. *
Lina: * takes the cards from the host * Ok Bachelor number 1 this question is for you!
Zel: I hate you. I mean yes continue!
Lina: Ok here is it your first question is. * squints at the card she looks back up with a puzzling look on her face* .Blue?
Wink: Blue? Let me see that thing * snatches the card from Lina, he looks it over for a few seconds * your right. all this card has written on it is the word Blue. What the heck were the writers thinking?
* The scene switches to a door that says " the writers " written on it, the door opens to show a bunch of hairy monkeys jumping up and down on typewriters. *
Wink: That was disturbing .
Zel: I'm going to need therapy for the next 24 years.
Xellos: * is reading a book called " your turkey and you " * hmm. so if I baste a turkey in cherries I'll get a nice crispy taste hmm. you learn something new every day!
* Everyone stares at Xellos, except Lina she can't see him, there is an awkward silence *
Cricket: chirp. chirp. chirp.chirp.
Xellos: heh. uh. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIDE THE CURTAIN!!!!!!!
* Audience members blink uncontrollably, the Xellos fan girls swoon *
Xellos Fan girl number 5: Wow he's cracked! * Blow's a bubble with her gum and it pops all over her face. *
Xellos Fan girl number 6: Like yea like I like know! * Giggle's like an airhead *
Xellos Fan girl number: 23 ¾: It only makes him more delicious! * Is an airhead *
* The Xellos fan girls sigh, and talk about Xellos's hair, panties, make- up, and other girly thingies. *
Lina: LETS get back to ME!!!!
Wink: Ok Ok bachelor number 1 just try and answer it, please before we all die.
Zel: * grits his teeth * err.ok then what is a color?
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Zel: * gets hit in the face with a pie * GAHH!!!
* The audience laughs, and Xellos snorts *
Wink: bachelor number 2 would like to try if your sane that is?
Xellos: * takes a deep breath * I'm ok now.all right.who is a color?
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Xellos: * gets hit in the face with a pie* WHAT THE?!
* The audience is practical dieing with laugher, the Xellos fan girls cry, Zel points and laughs. *
Gourry: I know I know pick me!!!
Wink: Oh my god you're using your brain, that's a first, ok what is it?
Gourry: Where is a color!!
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Gourry: COCNUT CREAM!!! * Gets hit in the face with a pie * Why is a color!
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Gourry: * Gets hit in the face again * When is a color! How is a color! Pokka dotted underpants!!!! The Shawnee River! Glass poodles! Mooseu Pork!! PLANET FITNESS!! * Gets hit is face about twelve times with assorted pies, he goes to take another breath *
* Zel and Xellos put their hands over Gourry's mouth *
Wink: Stop it do you like being hit with pies?!
Gourry: Mfrhh ghhrff mmfffg tnggdd!!!
* Zel and Xellos take their hands from his mouth *
Xellos: Ok now talk.
Gourry: What is dental floss!!
* An extremely large and non- realistic pie falls hitting Zel, Xellos, and Gourry the audience blinks. An egg falls on Brittany's head *
Brittany: YEAHH WHHOO FINALLY IN THE STORY!! WHO'S BAD WHO'S BAD WHOSE REALLY REALLY BAD!!
* Silence once again, Brittany dances and hums to her own little theme song about her being the queen *
Cricket: chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp
* No one pays attention to the cricket *
Cricket: * inhales deeply * CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!!!!! * Blow's away half of the audience and part of Argentina. Lina gets hungry and eats it while Zel and Xellos get ready to kill Gourry. Gourry sings about the program Power Point *
Lina: Cricket the other other green meat!
Wink: Commercial break thank god!! I mean.uh. we'll be back when.whenever!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing at all!!
Author: * appears out of nowhere * to avoid confusion with the story these last few chapters are about supposed to make any sense what's so ever. Thank you and have a healthy day! * The author evaporates. *
TV guy: And we're back on in 5..4..3.2..1 and action! Cue host!
* The dumb theme music comes back on and the camera focus's on the spot where the host is, but there's one problem the host is not there anymore *
TV guy: Were the heck is he? * Looks over at Zel *
Zel: * shrugs *
TV guy: * looks over at Xellos *
Xellos: * has his nose buried in a book called How to be a better pain in the butt in a few days *
TV guy: * doesn't care what Gourry is doing so he doesn't bother to look over at him *
Gourry: Viva la FRANCE!!
Wink: * runs on stage, he has a big grin on his face *
TV guy: where the heck were you the show started about 2 minutes ago?!!
Wink: Uh.. Wouldn't you like to know?
TV guy: * shrugs * that's just vague enough for me! * Turns into a chicken *
Wink: * blinks * ok I'll pretend that never happened. So welcome back to the Dream date game! So Lina you ready?
Lina: * snaps awake * Social studies! I mean yea sure.
Wink: This is our physical challenge round, were our Characters get something done to them if they don't answer the questions right! And they have to answer in question form like that crackpot show with the ugly, old, and boring dude Alex Trident or something like that.
* Zelgadis and Xellos groan, Gourry takes his shoes off. *
Lina: * takes the cards from the host * Ok Bachelor number 1 this question is for you!
Zel: I hate you. I mean yes continue!
Lina: Ok here is it your first question is. * squints at the card she looks back up with a puzzling look on her face* .Blue?
Wink: Blue? Let me see that thing * snatches the card from Lina, he looks it over for a few seconds * your right. all this card has written on it is the word Blue. What the heck were the writers thinking?
* The scene switches to a door that says " the writers " written on it, the door opens to show a bunch of hairy monkeys jumping up and down on typewriters. *
Wink: That was disturbing .
Zel: I'm going to need therapy for the next 24 years.
Xellos: * is reading a book called " your turkey and you " * hmm. so if I baste a turkey in cherries I'll get a nice crispy taste hmm. you learn something new every day!
* Everyone stares at Xellos, except Lina she can't see him, there is an awkward silence *
Cricket: chirp. chirp. chirp.chirp.
Xellos: heh. uh. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIDE THE CURTAIN!!!!!!!
* Audience members blink uncontrollably, the Xellos fan girls swoon *
Xellos Fan girl number 5: Wow he's cracked! * Blow's a bubble with her gum and it pops all over her face. *
Xellos Fan girl number 6: Like yea like I like know! * Giggle's like an airhead *
Xellos Fan girl number: 23 ¾: It only makes him more delicious! * Is an airhead *
* The Xellos fan girls sigh, and talk about Xellos's hair, panties, make- up, and other girly thingies. *
Lina: LETS get back to ME!!!!
Wink: Ok Ok bachelor number 1 just try and answer it, please before we all die.
Zel: * grits his teeth * err.ok then what is a color?
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Zel: * gets hit in the face with a pie * GAHH!!!
* The audience laughs, and Xellos snorts *
Wink: bachelor number 2 would like to try if your sane that is?
Xellos: * takes a deep breath * I'm ok now.all right.who is a color?
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Xellos: * gets hit in the face with a pie* WHAT THE?!
* The audience is practical dieing with laugher, the Xellos fan girls cry, Zel points and laughs. *
Gourry: I know I know pick me!!!
Wink: Oh my god you're using your brain, that's a first, ok what is it?
Gourry: Where is a color!!
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Gourry: COCNUT CREAM!!! * Gets hit in the face with a pie * Why is a color!
Wink: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WRONG!!!!
Gourry: * Gets hit in the face again * When is a color! How is a color! Pokka dotted underpants!!!! The Shawnee River! Glass poodles! Mooseu Pork!! PLANET FITNESS!! * Gets hit is face about twelve times with assorted pies, he goes to take another breath *
* Zel and Xellos put their hands over Gourry's mouth *
Wink: Stop it do you like being hit with pies?!
Gourry: Mfrhh ghhrff mmfffg tnggdd!!!
* Zel and Xellos take their hands from his mouth *
Xellos: Ok now talk.
Gourry: What is dental floss!!
* An extremely large and non- realistic pie falls hitting Zel, Xellos, and Gourry the audience blinks. An egg falls on Brittany's head *
Brittany: YEAHH WHHOO FINALLY IN THE STORY!! WHO'S BAD WHO'S BAD WHOSE REALLY REALLY BAD!!
* Silence once again, Brittany dances and hums to her own little theme song about her being the queen *
Cricket: chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp
* No one pays attention to the cricket *
Cricket: * inhales deeply * CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!!!!! * Blow's away half of the audience and part of Argentina. Lina gets hungry and eats it while Zel and Xellos get ready to kill Gourry. Gourry sings about the program Power Point *
Lina: Cricket the other other green meat!
Wink: Commercial break thank god!! I mean.uh. we'll be back when.whenever!!