Chapter 4- All that and a bag of chips!
Disclaimer: GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own ANYTHING!!!!!! * Runs in circles until she passes out. *
* On the TV in someone's living room the theme song turns on once again, a yellow spiky haired teen watches the TV dumbly *
People on TV: This is The Everything Show it's about everything and anything no one really cares about!
Cloud Strife: Hey hey hey what the Heck happened to my TV show? What kind of crap it this? * Picks up TV remote and chucks it at the infernal machine, in return the machine turns back to the Dream Date Game * Ah there it is.. Lina she is such a babe. I wish she'd go out with me instead of those morons.
Cid: * appears almost on the spur of the moment * what about me sweet checks?
Cloud Strife: Get away from me you drug addict!
Cid: But I love you!
Cloud Strife: * blinks, and starts to gag * I think I'm gonna puke...
* Then by the most random happenings the world blows up everyone dies.
The end. Wait a minute it can't end like this what a ridiculously lame
ending. What happened to the game! Ok lets just rewind.*
* The scene turns back to Xellos when he was a little kid, he is trying to do cartwheels on the beach, and he falls face first into the sand. He stands up and starts to run away from a group of girls. *
Young Xellos fan girl number 5: Come back here Silly pants! * Blows a bubble with gum and it pops in her face *
Young Xellos fan girl number 6: Like yeah like silly like pants! * Giggles like a airhead *
Young Xellos fan girl number 23 ¾: We love you sugar booger! * Is an airhead *
* The almighty author sweatdrops * Ok not that far back.
* Scene goes back to the dream date game set *
Wink: Finally!! Are you done being a moron?
Almighty Author: Yes, I'm done continue.
Audience: WAHOO!!!!!! * Cheers and waves rally towels. *
Wink: And we're back to the Dream Date game!! I see our audience is happy with the free gifts they got!
Random Audience Member: HECK YEAH THIS IS THE SHIT!! I"VE ALWAYS WANTED A DISH TOWEL, ALWAYS BABY!!
Wink: * sweatdrops. * Ok simple things for simple minds I guess..
Random Audience Member: AOL FREE CDS!! THE GIFT THAT NEVER STOPS GIVING!!
Wink: Security.
* Two large scary and hairy looking women from Sweden quickly pick up the Random Audience Member and start to cart this person away. *
Random Audience Member: YOU CAN"T SILENCE ME!!!! DOING THAT IS LIKE SILENCING THE PEOPLE!!! I HAVE MY RIGHT'S!! I HAVE A NAME I'M NOT SOME NUMBER YOU CAN AHHHH!!! * Gets tossed out the side door, and lays on the ground all swirly eyed. * I lik..e t..he ch..ile..
Wink: So as I..
Gourry: Yoplait yogurt makes me sick it's too chunky and too thick!
Wink: Will everyone please stop inte..
Xellos: A-Ah-ACHOO POTATO SALAD!
* Everyone stares at Xellos. *
Xellos: What? That's how I sneeze!
* Everyone blinks. *
Xellos fan girl number 5: I knew he sneezed like that! * Blows a bubble with gum and it pops in her face *
Xellos fan girl number 6: Oh like my like gaud! Like I like so like knew like that! * Giggles like a airhead *
Xellos fan girl number 23 ¾: Oh shut up! No way! Totally tubular! Rad and word! * Is an airhead *
* The fan girls babble on and on till they run out of gas. *
Lina: * All whiney like. * Come come we don't have all day here!!
Wink: That's what I wa..
Zel: Well at least you're toilet doesn't go Flush Captain Crunch.
Gourry: Lucky! My toilet just goes around and around and around and around and around and around.. Then WHEEEEEE!!! I'm a butterfly spread me on bread!
Wink: WILL YOU GUYS ST.. * Bowling ball falls from the ceiling and hits him on the head. *
Zel: Hey don't you think that was a little violent?
* Another bowling ball falls on Wink with a pink flamingo doing the mambo in a tee shirt that says, " Mr. Weaver loves 80's music and he's not afraid to tell the world ". *
Lina: Now that's more like it!
Gourry: I've taken a dump in the cam ode and there's nothing you can do about it!
* Cricket in Lina's stomach chirps. *
Lina: * Looks down at Wink and picks up his microphone. * And we'll be back soon after these messages!
Notes: Yes I do know that Xellos is over 2,000 years old and it's sort of impossible for the fan girls to be his age when he was young but you know what? Fan girls never die! We just keep coming back no matter how many times you kill us! Fear the fans!
Disclaimer: GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own ANYTHING!!!!!! * Runs in circles until she passes out. *
* On the TV in someone's living room the theme song turns on once again, a yellow spiky haired teen watches the TV dumbly *
People on TV: This is The Everything Show it's about everything and anything no one really cares about!
Cloud Strife: Hey hey hey what the Heck happened to my TV show? What kind of crap it this? * Picks up TV remote and chucks it at the infernal machine, in return the machine turns back to the Dream Date Game * Ah there it is.. Lina she is such a babe. I wish she'd go out with me instead of those morons.
Cid: * appears almost on the spur of the moment * what about me sweet checks?
Cloud Strife: Get away from me you drug addict!
Cid: But I love you!
Cloud Strife: * blinks, and starts to gag * I think I'm gonna puke...
* Then by the most random happenings the world blows up everyone dies.
The end. Wait a minute it can't end like this what a ridiculously lame
ending. What happened to the game! Ok lets just rewind.*
* The scene turns back to Xellos when he was a little kid, he is trying to do cartwheels on the beach, and he falls face first into the sand. He stands up and starts to run away from a group of girls. *
Young Xellos fan girl number 5: Come back here Silly pants! * Blows a bubble with gum and it pops in her face *
Young Xellos fan girl number 6: Like yeah like silly like pants! * Giggles like a airhead *
Young Xellos fan girl number 23 ¾: We love you sugar booger! * Is an airhead *
* The almighty author sweatdrops * Ok not that far back.
* Scene goes back to the dream date game set *
Wink: Finally!! Are you done being a moron?
Almighty Author: Yes, I'm done continue.
Audience: WAHOO!!!!!! * Cheers and waves rally towels. *
Wink: And we're back to the Dream Date game!! I see our audience is happy with the free gifts they got!
Random Audience Member: HECK YEAH THIS IS THE SHIT!! I"VE ALWAYS WANTED A DISH TOWEL, ALWAYS BABY!!
Wink: * sweatdrops. * Ok simple things for simple minds I guess..
Random Audience Member: AOL FREE CDS!! THE GIFT THAT NEVER STOPS GIVING!!
Wink: Security.
* Two large scary and hairy looking women from Sweden quickly pick up the Random Audience Member and start to cart this person away. *
Random Audience Member: YOU CAN"T SILENCE ME!!!! DOING THAT IS LIKE SILENCING THE PEOPLE!!! I HAVE MY RIGHT'S!! I HAVE A NAME I'M NOT SOME NUMBER YOU CAN AHHHH!!! * Gets tossed out the side door, and lays on the ground all swirly eyed. * I lik..e t..he ch..ile..
Wink: So as I..
Gourry: Yoplait yogurt makes me sick it's too chunky and too thick!
Wink: Will everyone please stop inte..
Xellos: A-Ah-ACHOO POTATO SALAD!
* Everyone stares at Xellos. *
Xellos: What? That's how I sneeze!
* Everyone blinks. *
Xellos fan girl number 5: I knew he sneezed like that! * Blows a bubble with gum and it pops in her face *
Xellos fan girl number 6: Oh like my like gaud! Like I like so like knew like that! * Giggles like a airhead *
Xellos fan girl number 23 ¾: Oh shut up! No way! Totally tubular! Rad and word! * Is an airhead *
* The fan girls babble on and on till they run out of gas. *
Lina: * All whiney like. * Come come we don't have all day here!!
Wink: That's what I wa..
Zel: Well at least you're toilet doesn't go Flush Captain Crunch.
Gourry: Lucky! My toilet just goes around and around and around and around and around and around.. Then WHEEEEEE!!! I'm a butterfly spread me on bread!
Wink: WILL YOU GUYS ST.. * Bowling ball falls from the ceiling and hits him on the head. *
Zel: Hey don't you think that was a little violent?
* Another bowling ball falls on Wink with a pink flamingo doing the mambo in a tee shirt that says, " Mr. Weaver loves 80's music and he's not afraid to tell the world ". *
Lina: Now that's more like it!
Gourry: I've taken a dump in the cam ode and there's nothing you can do about it!
* Cricket in Lina's stomach chirps. *
Lina: * Looks down at Wink and picks up his microphone. * And we'll be back soon after these messages!
Notes: Yes I do know that Xellos is over 2,000 years old and it's sort of impossible for the fan girls to be his age when he was young but you know what? Fan girls never die! We just keep coming back no matter how many times you kill us! Fear the fans!