Bro got home from work to find a red silky package covered in wax on his front door step.

He gingerly pick it up and skipped in side like a Sakura Box "johnny boy".

"oh boi..." Bro thought to himself on his pink leopard print couch, tentative.

He took his ceremonial knife...wait when did bro get a ceremony blade... mhm.

Anyways he ripped open the package to find a horrifying site. Severed hand with a tag on it.

Bro froze, he slowly read the tag. "Bake Us A Red Velvet Cake | Dead line: 5:46 (not points for late submission)"

He looked up at the clock. It was 5:32.

Fuck.