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Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Steeped in a tradition, Japan's modern allure is as fascinating as its rich history. Here, our competitors experienced Japan's innovative entertainment. And Harold celebrated Japan's role in the world of martial arts, which resulted in one of the longest eliminations in Total Drama history. Harold's "sacrifice" means we're two warriors down, sixteen to go with one million big ones up for grabs on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme song]
Everyone in First Class is enjoying themselves. Heather is sleeping. Gwen and Courtney are getting facials while Duncan is relaxing. Sierra is giving Cody a foot rub as he's sleeping. He wakes up in surprise.
Cody: Uh... wha?! Sierra, what are you doing?
Sierra: Everyone loves foot massages.
Cody then removes his foot from Sierra's hands.
Cody: Yeah, normally. But uh, I don't like having my feet touched.
Sierra takes back the foot and continues to massage it.
Sierra: Did you know there's a pressure point between the tarsal bones that can temporarily paralyze the body?
Cody: Um, cool, but you can stop now.
She doesn't listen to him as she temporality paralyzes him. This leaves Sierra with a smirk.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: Never fall asleep around a stalker. That's rule number one, heh. Where do you get those shoes with locks on 'em?!
(Confessional: Off)
In economy, Alejandro, Tyler, Lindsay, and Owen are sleeping. Bridgette and Izzy are staring at the sleeping Alejandro. Trent is fiddling with his guitar. Noah is reading a book. Leshawna and DJ are staring sadly at-
DJ: Harold's num-yo? Where'd you find that?
Leshawna: Dang fool wanted me to have it.
DJ: I'm really sorry he's gone.
Chris then walks into economy class.
Chris: And how is everyone back here? That is what I'd ask if I cared. Coming through, make way.
Leshawna: Where are you taking us next? (scoffs) Can it please be someplace where there's no pinball of any kind?
DJ: Or pandas.
Noah: Or candied fish tails.
Owen suddenly wakes up.
Owen: Huh? What? Fish tails? Where?
Chris: Our next destination is exactly what you just asked what you didn't want!
The awake members of Team Pyro and Team Tigers groan at this news. Sierra is then scene overhearing the news and gasps.
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: Thanks to my extensive viewings and reviewing's and re-reviewing's of seasons one and two, I can safely say with no uncertainty that if Chris says one thing, he means another. Ah, classic Chris. I would warn the other teams, but they're my competition.
(Confessional: Off)
The sign to put on your seat belt blinks red as the plane starts shaking. Team Pyro and Owen are screaming.
Chef: (Over PA) We got some nasty air bumps. Lock your butts to a seat! Over!
Chris: You don't need to say "Over".
Chef: I like saying it. OVER!
Owen: We're gonna die!
Izzy: Come on Big O! Look at me and tell me if you want to freak out!
Owen looks at her intensely. He then starts freaking out again. Izzy then gets ready to bounce off the walls, but Alejandro, tired of Owen, grabs his shoulder so hard that it causes Owen to stop screaming and start sleeping.
Izzy: Thanks.
(Confessional: Alejandro and Izzy)
Alejandro: My mama is a masseuse. She knows where the body's pressure points are.
Izzy: Ok, that Al guy reminds me of Justin. I don't want to fall for him, but he's perfect! (Sighs)
(Confessional: Off)
Noah tries to put on his seatbelt, but it rips. Rendering it useless.
Noah: Perfect. /s
Chef: Should we stop messing with them and level out?
Chris: Um... nah.
Chris and Chef laugh at the contestant's pain, but due to being distracted, they crash land. Luckily, they landed in snow. Due to how the plane was positioned, Team Pyro and Tigers fell out of the exit and landed face first in the snow and on each other. Except for Owen who excitedly jumped on everyone who screams in pain.
Owen: Ha ha! I'm alive!
The Amazons then arrive, calmly jumping in the snow, wearing jackets and smirking.
Chris: Welcome to the Yukon! Ha ha ha! Hey... How did you-
Heather: I told you she was a good teammate.
Courtney: Her knowledge of the game is useful I admit.
The teams get up and instantly feel the cold. Even with jackets, the Amazon could be warmer. The only ones who aren't shivering are the Amazons, Alejandro, Owen, Izzy, Chris, and Chef.
Noah: Um, hello? Where are our jackets?
Chris: Relax, I ordered coats for everyone.
Team Pyro and Team Tigers cheer.
Chris: They won't be ready for weeks, but as soon as they arrive, I'll be sure to hand them out.
Team Pyro and Team Tigers: Aw...
Courtney: Maybe we should huddle for warmth?
Cody then points two finger guns at Gwen. Sierra, misunderstanding the gestor, hugs Cody. Courtney hugs Duncan. Leshawna, Izzy, and Lindsay at once hugged Alejandro. Surprisingly, Noah hugs Bridgette who shoves him away in anger.
Bridgette: (shudders) I h-have a boyfriend!
Due to being rejected by Bridgette, Owen tries to help his little buddy.
Owen: You can cuddle me, buddy!
Owen then bear hugs Noah who is suffocating in said hug. Meanwhile, Alejandro being hugged by 3 women, glances at a freezing Bridgette who makes eye-contact with him. They both smile at this.
Chris: Little chilly without mittens.
Chef: Cocoa?
Chris: Don't mind if I do. (sipping) Ah. Much better.
Owen then runs up to Chris, staring at the hot cocoa.
Owen: (sniffs) Are you gonna finish that?
Sierra: Of course, he is, it's Chris' favorite drink.
Chris: Wrong! My-
Sierra: Second only to tomato juice.
Chris: That's not on the fan site, how did you...
Sierra: I went to your high school and interviewed all your old teachers for the unauthorized biography I'm writing. (Chris gasps) They said-
Chris then gets creeped out on all the information she knew. He then covers her mouth to prevent her from saying more.
Chris: Okay, okay, moving on!
Alejandro looks at Chris and Sierra with curiosity.
Chris: Crossing the icy river in Canada's frozen tundra used to be easy, back when the river was frozen solid. But thanks to global warming...
Owen then farts which grosses his teammates except Noah out.
Noah: And Owen.
Chris: Earth is finally becoming a lot more interesting. By which I mean... deadly!
Only Izzy is happy with this news.
Chris: Today's challenge is called Total Drama: The Icicle! Teams must make their way across this watery chasm by jumping from ice flow to ice flow. The first team member across must make their way to the dogsleds on the far shore and become the dog, pulling the sled all the way to the finish line as you grab the rest of your team along the way at marked meeting points. Sleds are first come, first serve, so move fast. Don't worry, if you fall into the water, we're legally required to save you. So, we've got two divers downstream ready to pull you out.
Said divers are currently frozen in a block of ice, assumed to be dead.
Tyler: You guys ready for some mad ice flow jumping? 'Cause this guy is kicking it into high gear! Hoo!
Leshawna then strategizes with her team.
Leshawna: (Whispering) Whoever doesn't land near the sled heads straight for the finish line. That way we won't lose time stopping at every meeting point.
Bridgette: Cool.
Lindsay: Okay.
DJ: Got it.
Heather: What is the reward for this challenge?
Chris: Did I say "reward"?
Heather: We have already had two eliminations. We're overdue!
Noah: It's gotta be a reward. There aren't enough of us for Chris to cut someone in every episode.
Chris: Yeah, but we found teams try harder during elimination challenges, so this year, there's no set routine. Every challenge could mean elimination! Ha ha.
Everyone then complains, but Chris doesn't care.
Chris: That's the spirit! On your mark, get set... go!
Tyler is first to try the challenge, but he immediately falls into the water with Lindsay passing him.
Lindsay: Hi, Noah!
As she was talking to Tyler and not Noah, Tyler tried to correct her.
Tyler: "Hi, T-T-Tyler."
Lindsay: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one? I'm Lindsay!
Tyler sadly watches her continue the challenge.
(Confessionals: Noa- I mean Tyler and Lindsay)
Tyler: I don't get it. I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play. And he always gets eliminated first. Worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah! Have to make her see me.
Lindsay: (Sniff) I miss Tysen- I-I mean Tyler, but you remember season two, right? He's never coming back.
She then starts quietly sobbing.
(Confessionals: Off)
Izzy then flips on and off each ice float with ease.
Noah: If Nutsy can do it, we can do it. Come on!
Noah then lands face first into the ice
Owen: Noah, hang on, buddy!
Owen jumps on the opposite side of the float which launches Noah to the start in a mountain of snow in his upper half of his body.
Owen: So, uh, I'll just go on ahead, okay? Okay, cool.
Meanwhile, Leshawna is also having an easy time. Gwen on the other hand is struggling. She makes some good distance, but the float she was on splits in half. Due to having her body on both sides of the ice float, she's currently struggling not to fall in the water.
Cody: Hang on, Gwen!
Cody tries to run and save her, but he bumps into Owen. It doesn't matter anyway as Duncan saves her.
Duncan: Watch your step, pasty.
Gwen: Thanks...
Cody watches the display in frustration until both him and Owen notice a polar bear ready to kill them until a block of ice bumps the polar bear on his head.
Sierra: Bad polar bear! I am not about to post an obituary on my Cody blog, got it?!
She throws another ice block which causes the polar bear to leave in fear. Due to being distracted, Cody and Owen slip and fall into the freezing water below.
Sierra: Ah! I'm coming, Cody!
She sticks her hand and finds a frozen fish and uses it as a paddle. Meanwhile with a confused surfer girl, she was about to slip and fall, but a certain Spanish teen catches her.
Bridgette: Oh, thanks. You know we're on different teams, right?
Alejandro: My mother raised a gentleman. Teams are irrelevant.
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette: When Geoff's around, I'm never tempted by other guys. Probably 'cause when Geoff's around, we're always making out, but now that it's just me... I miss Geoff?
(Confessional: Off)
Cody and Owen are shivering in the water, waiting for help until Owen suddenly relaxes and feels warmer. At the same time, the water around him turns yellow.
Cody: Hey... why do I feel warmer?
Owen just looks at him with satisfaction.
Cody: Oh! You peed! Come on, gross! Ahh! Ooh, it's following me!
Back with Bridge and Al, Alejandro is standing on an ice float which is gaining distance away from Bridgette.
Bridgette: It's too far!
Alejandro: You can do it, just jump! Quick!
She does and she makes it, but she lands on Alejandro. Due to not noticing that she made it, her lips are currently connected to Alejandro. Before she notices, Alejandro makes it look like that they were kissing by holding on to her.
Bridgette: (Blushing) Uh... Thank you for catching me!
Alejandro: Mm, thank you for kissing me.
She then stops blushing as she stands up.
Bridgette: That was an accident.
Alejandro: One man's accident is another man's treasure.
Bridgette: (Blushing) Uh, I kinda have a boyfriend.
Alejandro: You have a boyfriend or you, eh, kinda have a boyfriend?
Bridgette: I kinda- I have a kind of a boyfriend! Kinda.
(Confessional: Bridgettte)
Bridgette: I got flustered! But I'm not falling for him! Mark my words!
She then stares at the ceiling with unsatisfaction.
(Confessional: Off)
Owen then swims away from Cody even tho Cody was about to be a human popsicle thanks to him.
Cody: Can't... arms... f-freezing.
Sierra then saves him just in time.
Sierra: Oh, dear Cody, if one of us drowns, I want it to be me!
A semi-conscious and frozen Cody gives his two cents.
Cody: Me too.
Meanwhile with Bridge and Al.
Bridgette: (gasps) Wait, are you trying to make a secret alliance with me?
Alejandro: Alliance? Aw! Bridgette, for me, this is so much bigger than a game.
Bridgette: Oh, uh... sorry for accusing you...
Cody is then shivering as he has lost his snow sute.
Sierra: Oh, uh, you need to get to shore fast!
Sierra then throws Cody to shore.
Sierra: Go, Cody!
He then hits a mountain of rock hard.
Sierra: Uh oh...
Leshawna is confidently standing on an ice float as it goes towards the finish line.
Leshawna: You just gotta go with the flow.
Chris: Nice. And, lucky you. Lindasy got here first. She's on dog duty, so you get to kick back and enjoy the ride.
As Leshawna enjoys first place with putting on some snow gear, she sees a crying Lindsay.
Leshawna: What's wrong, girl?
Lindsay: Sorry, but I just really miss Tyler. Being back in Canada... the place we meet...
She starts crying again. Leshawna looks at her sadly as she understands her pain. Courtney and Heather both arrive at the same time.
Chris: Yeesh. Courtney. First Amazon arrived. Grab a sled, start pulling.
Courtney: Heather got here at the exact same time; we should both pull the sled!
Chris: Yeah... no. In the event of a tie, we go alphabetically.
Courtney: Heather, help me out here?
Heather then enjoys second place as she's munching on dill pickle hot chips.
Heather: What can I do, Courtney? I didn't make the alphabet.
Tyler then arrives shockingly as he's in last place.
Chris: 'Fraid so.
Izzy would be the only one who enjoys the last place sled which has a radioactive sign on one of the crates.
Izzy: Whoo! Oh look, a speaker! (gasps) Ours must play music!
Tyler: (gasps) Is that box radioactive?
Chris: Eh, what isn't radioactive these days?
Izzy then exists the radioactive crate and now has a green glow on her skin. Too bad there's no mirror.
Izzy: I can't find the radio anywhere. I think someone stole it!
Lindsay is the first to put on her harness and runs ahead.
Leshawna: Yes! Team Pyro takes the lead!
Courtney: Wait! How does this harness work?
Lindsay was thinking of telling, but 1. She's on the other team. And 2. It's Courtney.
Heather: Nice sportsmanship! Try not to miss Tyler too much as he's never coming back!
Lindsay then starts crying again. Heather then finds a whip in her sled and starts wiping Courtney.
Courtney: Ah! Hey! You can't just- ah!
Heather: Mush!
Courtney then angerly listens as Tyler runs behind her.
Chris: Will anyone survive the coldest challenge in Total Drama history? Place your bets and cross your fingers. The results, after this.
[Commercial Break]
A very blue and semi-frozen Cody is walking and trying to find a meeting point. Sierra then meets up with him to his surprise.
Cody: (shuddering) Ah! How did you find me?
Sierra: Followed your footprints. Pretty easy, really. You're a size seven and your right foot really pronates.
Cody then gets creeped out. Back with Courtney and Heather, they find a meeting point and Gwen.
Heather: Whoa, Courtney! Whoa!
Heather then whips her again to stop and pick up Gwen.
Courtney: Ah! Stop?
Heather: I would love to, but it makes you go faster!
She whips her
Courtney: Ah!
Heather: Sorry!
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney: Whipping? With a whip? I promise you, when the time comes, she is so going to get it.
(Confessional: Off)
Meanwhile with the Tigers, Tyler is running with the sled with Izzy riding inside with his eyes closed for some reason.
Tyler: (pants) If you see anyone, call out!
Izzy: Ooh, ooh, ooh! There's Tyler!
Tyler: Other than me!
Izzy: Ooh, there's Noah!
Tyler gets frustrated with being called, "Noah" again, but Izzy was talking to Noah who jumped in the moment Izzy called his name.
Izzy: Noah! Someone stole our radio!
Noah looks surprised at Izzy's new color.
Back with Pyro, Lindsay then runs past DJ who jumps in.
Leshawna: DJ! Now we just need to pick up Bridgette and get to the finish line. We're finally gonna win one!
DJ: All right!
Back again with Al and Bridge, they arrive to
Alejandro: Look, a meeting point. Let's wait here.
Bridgette: I should k-keep going to the finish line.
Alejandro: Our teams will find us here. Save your strength. Cold? Take my shirt.
He then takes off his shirt. If she wasn't blushing them, she's heavily blushing now.
Bridgette: Oh!
Alejandro: I can't freeze. My Latin blood won't allow it. And if you get sick and your team votes you off, I won't get to know you better. Which would make me very, very sad.
He then pulls her close which causes her face to be a very deep red.
Bridgette: I don't wanna make anyone sad.
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette: I mean, who gives away their shirt in the arctic? (Blushing) Oh, he's just... so... (gasps) I have a boyfriend!
(Confessional: Off)
Leshawna is having a conversation with DJ.
Leshawna: Heh, so Harold's all, "You're a goddess." And I'm all "Oh, I know."
Lindsay: Uh, guys?
Leshawna: What's up, girl?
DJ: I don't see any signposts! Do you?
Leshawna: That's weird. Where's the path to the finish line, Lindsay?
Lindsay: I have no idea. My tears froze my eyes shut about ten minutes ago.
Leshawna: Why didn't you say so?!
Lindsay: I didn't want to interrupt! I'm sorry!
Back with Al and Bridge, Team Tigers are about to approach them with Owen implying that they found him off-screen.
Alejandro: Well, looks like this is my ride. But I can't leave you here all alone.
Bridgette: Go on, I'll race you to the finish.
Alejandro: I think we've got time for one more... accident.
Alejandro faces her. He smirks. Bridgette is hesitant but can't look away from his eyes. Alejandro then leans forward which causes her to lean forward. Bridgette is blushing and has her eyes closed. Their lips connect with Alejandro holding her face. Suddenly a couple of things happened so fast. Bridgette's tongue is stuck to the meeting point pole. Alejandro is now inside his team's sled which slides away.
Bridgette: (tongue out) Aw, crap!
Back with the Amazons they pick up Duncan off-screen and finally find Cody and Sierra whom the former is still blue and semi frozen, and latter is holding the former.
Gwen: Need a lift?
Cody: And a restraining order.
Back with the Tigers. They find Trent. Due to being tired, Tyler catches his breath.
Izzy: What's the matter, Big O?
Owen: I haven't eaten in hours. Ah, I wish we were in Russia right now. They're building the world's largest cake.
Izzy: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! What flavor?
Owen: Who cares? It's cake!
Trent: I hope it's chocolate.
Izzy: I prefer red velvet.
Noah: I like blueberry flavor.
Trent: Never tried it...
Owen: I like all, but I think vanilla is my all-time favorite.
Tyler: I like banana flavor.
Trent: Nice!
Alejandro is twitching his eye at the display happening before him.
Alajandro: Can we get moving please?!
Noah: Okay, Tyler, time to get moving.
Tyler: I am moving!
He's right, but he's running in place.
Noah: No. You're miming.
Tyler: Aw, it's my court shoes. They're no good on ice! If the contest was pulling a sled across a volleyball court, we would've already won!
Back with Bridgette, Chris arrives on a snow mobile laughing at her predicament. Being stuck to a pole isn't fun.
Chris: Oh dear. How did this happen?
Bridgette: (tongue out) I was kissing Alejandro, and somehow the pole got in the way.
Due to her having her tongue out, he can't understand her.
Chris: This all sounds very heartfelt. I bet it would be an amazing song!
[musical ding]
Bridgette: (tongue out) What?! Come on!
At that moment, the Amazons arrive.
Chris: Whoa! Hello, backup singers.
Only Cody, who is shivering, and Sierra are the only Amazons who aren't groaning.
Heather: Crap! I thought you'd forgotten the music challenge this time!
Chris: As if! It's my favorite part!
Bridgette: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess.
Gwen, Heather, Sierra, and Courtney: Ooh, mess...
Bridgette: They're beating so hard; it's jumping out of my chest.
Gwen, Heather, Duncan, and Courtney: Ooh, chest...
Bridgette: I tried to fit two men in my soul.
Gwen, Heather, Sierra, and Courtney: Ooh, soul...
Bridgette: I ended up stuck to a pole!
Gwen, Heather, Courtney, Duncan, and Sierra: She got stuck, should've ducked, worst of luck!
Stuck, stuck to a po-o-ole!
Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said.
Gwen, Heather, Duncan and Courtney: Ooh, said.
Bridgette:And when I closed my eyes, he jumped on a sled.
Gwen, Heather, Sierra and Courtney: Ooh, sled.
Bridgette: He's moved on and I'm still stuck in this place.
Gwen, Heather, Duncan, and Courtney: Ooh, place.
Bridgette: Would somebody pour hot water down my face?!
Gwen, Heather, Courtney, Duncan, and Sierra: She got stuck, should've ducked, worst of luck.
Stuck, stuck to a po-o-ole!
Duncan, Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, and Sierra: STUCK, STUCK, STUCK TO A POLE!
Chris: (clapping) Very nice.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: Interesting song. Someone's been very bad...
(Confessional: Off)
Bridgette: (tongue out) Uh, I mean it. Pour water... on my face.
Chris: Amazons... be gone!
The amazons listen and ride off with Heather whipping Courtney.
Courtney: Ah! I'm going! I'm going!
Bridgette: (tongue out) Wait! Water. My face?
Chris: Wish I could, but I only have the one bottle. Sorry.
Chris, being the jerk he is, pulls out said bottle, drinks most of it and hands it to Bridgette.
Chris: Ahh...
Bridgette then poured it on her tongue, but it wasn't enough to free her.
Chris: Good luck!
Bridgette glares at him as he rides off in his snow mobile.
Back with the Tigers, they're still stuck in the same spots.
Owen: Dude, get moving already! I need to hit a john or another river fast!
Suddenly, due to the weight of everyone, the ice below them cracks with everyone except Tyler screaming. Just in time, Tyler grabs a part of ice that hasn't broken off. He somehow able to hold his team's sled and his teammates.
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: I've got wicked strong fingers. The doctors can't explain it. My first piano lesson, I broke the piano. Got into sports after that.
(Confessional: Off)
The tigers then climb up to safety one-by-one with Tyler being last.
Trent: Thanks, dude.
Noah: But we aren't gonna make it to the finish line. Tyler's shoes aren't gonna cut it.
Alejandro: He needs to borrow someone else. Owen's and Noah's are too small, and mines are too big. Izzy's out of the question.
Izzy: Hey! Wh-
Noah: It's because yours's too small.
Trent: Guess you'll have to use mine.
Trent and Tyler then swiftly take off their shoes and take each other. Now without court shoes, Tyler can continue.
Back with Team Pyro, they're currently in first place.
DJ: Look! Something that isn't snow!
Leshawna: That's the finish line! Man, we really took the long way around. Straight ahead, Lindsay!
DJ: I don't see any other sleds! We're gonna be first! Whoo!
Back with the Tigers. They see that they're in last place as the Amazons are ahead of them. Tyler is running as fast as he can, but he isn't gonna make it.
Izzy: Yeah, Tyler. Go, Tyler!
Owen: Yeah!
Due to the finish line being downhill, Noah gets an idea.
Noah: Owen, lean forward!
Owen obliges and they go faster. Sadly, Tyler couldn't handle the speed and is now barreling down the hill.
Noah: All right!
Team Pyro hits the finish line first. Tigers come in second which means the Amazons are in-
Heather: Last place?! I can't believe I did all that work for nothing!
Courtney glares at Heather as she did all the work.
Chris: Actually, Team Pyro crossed the finish line without Bridgette, so they come in last.
Lindsay and DJ groan at this news.
Leshawna: Dang it!
Chris: Which means Team Amazon is in second place and Team Ferocious Tigers takes first!
Team Tigers celebrates their first victory. Everyone high fives except Owen who tries to high five Alejandro, but Alejandro walks away with his eye twitching.
Owen: Al! Buddy, Al! Don't leave me hangin'! Al! Al? Al! Al! Al! Al! Al!
Team Tigers happily walks in the plane, taking their first-class tickets with pride. The Amazons walk in sadly as they experience the loss of their first-place streak. An intern walks to the Team Pyro group who are shriving outside of the plane. Said intern is guiding Bridgette who is still stuck to the pole.
The elimination ceremony is set as Team Pyro sit down. They look at each other. They don't want to vote for each other, but they know that one must go.
Chris: Pyro, I have pretzel-filled bags for the three of you who get to stay.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Pyro)
Team Pyro: I'm sorry...
Team Pyro then votes for someone. Their votes aren't shown.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Leshawna is the only one without a vote. So, she's safe.
Leshawna sadly catches her pretzels and eats them.
Chris: So, it's down to DJ, Bridgette, Lindsay. Oh Lindsay, if you didn't cry your eyes frozen shut and gotten your team lost, you could've gotten Bridgette and gotten 2nd place. DJ, you should've been the one to watch Bridgette. She's your best friend, right?
DJ sadly looks to the ground.
Flashback
TDI Episode 17
Duncan: So, it's agreed. We vote Bridgette off. All in favor of booting Bridgette?
Duncan holds his hand out. DJ and Owen put their hands on Duncan's hand.
TDA Episode 2
(Confessionals: Duncan, Lindsay, and DJ)
Duncan: I know exactly who's gonna get it this week.
He then imitates Bridgette and Geoff making out.
Lindsay: Two words. Bridgette and Geoff.
DJ: Least they'll have each other.
(Confessionals: Off)
Flashback Over
DJ then sheds a single tear.
Chris: Bridgette. Reasons for you to take the plunge include... making out with a pole. Actually, that's it. Pole kissing. The 2 pretzel bags go to...
Bridgette sadly looks at the bag. DJ looks down at the floor. If Lindsay could see anything right now, she would be nervously looking at the bag.
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Chris: DJ and Lindsay.
They catch their pretzels sadly.
Leshawna: WHAT?!
DJ: Sorry Bridge.
Everyone walks back in the plane sadly except Leshawna, who is angry. The plane then takes off.
Chris: Bridgette, any final words before taking the Drop of Shame?
Bridgette: (tongue out) Yes. Alejandro. He's evil! He pretended to be-
Chris: Sorry, but I can't understand you. Interns!
An intern then brings out some hot water. They pour it on Bridgette's tongue which is now free. Now that she's free, she's about to repeat what he said, but-
Chris: Oh, would you look at the time!
Chris then throws the parachute at Bridgette hard enough to cause her to fall out of the plane.
Bridgette: Alejandro! He's evil! Evil!
The Tigers in first class then watch as Bridgtte is eliminated.
Noah: why would they vote off Bridgette over Lindsay?
Tyler then glares at Noah.
Trent: I mean, she was the reason the team lost.
Noah: But so was Lindsay!
Alejandro is the only one smirking right now. The only one who notices is Izzy, but she dismisses it.
(Confessionals: Team Pyro, Alejandro, and Tyler with Lindsay)
Team Pyro: Alejandro is evil?
Alejandro: Bridgette was expendable. They all are. Some will prove to be more challenging than others. But one by one, they'll all go down.
Duncan: So, Bridgette said in her song that she "Tried to let two men in [her] soul" and she "Fell for everything he said." So, that means that either Tyler, Trent, Owen, Noah, DJ, Cody, or Alejandro flirted with her and caused her team to win. Normally I would forget this, but it seems like one of thease men are trying to be the "New Heather."
Tyler: Well, I totally rocked it today! I saved everyone's lives with my bare fingers! Everyone's gonna know who Tyler is now! Hoo! Mission accomplished!
Lindsay then walks into the confessional but didn't realize that Tyler was inside.
Lindsay: Oh, sorry, Noah.
She then leaves and waits for her turn.
Tyler: Aw...
(Confessionals: Off)
In the cockpit of the plane.
Chris: Will Noah ever make Lindsay remember him?
Chef smirks at this joke.
Chris: Will Duncan figure out how Bridgette was eliminated? And how is Leshawna going to treat her teammates now that Bridgette is eliminated? Find out next time on Total. Drama.
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Bridgette is slowly falling as she has put on her parachute.
Bridgette: I can't believe I kissed that jerk! Ugh, Geoff will never forgive me! UGH! Stupid Alejandro! Stupid pole! Stupid me!
As Bridgette is complaining, the camera then moves below her to revel a large cake and some men around said large cake.
Random Russian man: Товарищи, прошло два года, 200 пекарей, 2,000 тонн глазури, но в России наконец испекли самый большой торт в мире!
{Translation: Comrades, two years have passed, 200 bakers, 2,000 tons of glaze, but the biggest cake in the world has finally been baked in Russia!}
At that moment, Bridgette then lands face first in the cake, but luckily, the cake wasn't damaged too much.
Bridgette: Mmmm! Chocolate!
And that is episode 4! This time, Team Pyro know that Alejandro is evil, but are they willing to listen? Also, I thought it was dumb that no one got any snow protection except Bridgette cuz he has a jacket. Thanks to Sierra, the Amazons are happy and not cold. Also, Duncan and Trent are showing why them being here is useful.
Yeah, I know the eliminations are the same, but I promise you that the next time, something is going to change. Especially when we get to my fav WT episode.
Also, the aftermaths are going to be different. Doing 3 aftermaths and you won't know when I decide to do one!
Votes:
Bridgette- Voted for Lindsay
DJ: Voted for Bridgette
Leshawna- Voted for DJ
Lindsay- Voted for Bridgette
(2 Bridgette) (1 DJ and Lindsay)
Ranking:
Bridgette 16th place
Harold 17th Place
Ezekiel 18th Place (Last)
Bridgette's great. And so is Geoff. Problem? They constantly make out and forget about what they're supposed to be doing. And they wondered why they were eliminated. Their relationship was much better on the island. Here Bridgette ranks 14th.