A/N: I don't think this chapter makes any sense; I was still wired from New
Years.
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Chapter 2
Legolas, Chichi, and Giles returned with their new companions early that afternoon. They had all fallen asleep because of jetlag. Finally night came, and Willow decided to spend the night at Buffy's. For some reason Willow didn't feel safe in her own home anymore. Willow and Buffy sat in Buffy's room, while Buffy spilled some secrets that she had been keeping with her. "Will, I seriously am heading up shit creek without a paddle. Legolas and Chichi are here, and Angel. Not only do Legolas and Chichi want to kill Angel because, you know, he's a vampire. A vampire is the work of the ex-evil Sauron. Not only that, Angel hates Leggi and Chi, but I had some flings with Leggi and Chi. So Angel is kinda edgy. I can feel it."
Willow could feel that her friend was near tears. "Hey Buffy, it's ok. Everything will work out in the end. You'll see. Everything will be just fine."
Angel watched them from Buffy's front yard. Inside, he felt tortured. He had to talk with Buffy. He remembered how much he had to restrain himself from killing the two intruders in the library. They hunted on his land, on his Buffy, and they will pay, for everything.
Meanwhile, Xander and Oz patrolled the streets. Everyone took turns patrolling since Buffy's coma. "Poor Buff. You can tell she is torn between elf boy and dead boy. How come all of her boyfriends turn out to be immortal? I'm sorry but we need to find Buffy a human boyfriend. " Xander said.
"Hmmm." Said Oz, speaking in his usual one-word sentences. "Good idea."
"Hey guys." Said a voice behind them. Xander jumped three feet in the air as Oz, all cool and collective, turned around aimed with a loaded crossbow, aimed straight for the stranger's heart. Only this wasn't a stranger. It was Chichi. "Whoa it's just me." He said.
"Sorry about that. In Sunnydale, you never know who is gonna sneak up on you. I'm Oz, and this is Xander. Your. Chichi right? Welcome to the home of the Hellmouth. We really need to be on our guard. So many vampires and monsters, and boogie men, and so little time. But hey, that that's life when your girlfriend is best friends with the slayer, and you're a werewolf who can control his transformations. That along with the occasional weird death every now and then, Sunnydale is your average small town place." Oz finally finished. Xander looked at Oz with amazement. That is the most he had ever heard Oz say in one go.
"I'm Chichi, but I really hate that name so I try to get everyone to call me Chip. Buffy, on the other hand, just loves to make fun of my name. Once she said something about a restaurant. I wonder what that was all about." Said Chip.
Xander burst out laughing. "I didn't notice that until now." He said. "There is a Mexican restaurant called Chichis. Good food." He explained.
Chip looked at Xander with an amused face. Within a split second Chip's face went from a smile to a frown. His bow creased as he grabbed the crossbow from Oz wheeled into the bushes and fired. "Ah bloody hell!" cried a voice. It was Spike. Chip fired several more bolts until all the bushes around them had been hit. In each one a vampire had been hiding. Xander saw one creeping up on Oz, who was transforming. Xander took the stake he was holding and hurled it at the vamp like a javelin. The stake found its mark and dusted the vampire. Xander turned to Chip.
"Chip, don't get in Oz's way. He can hurt. Remember he is only sub conscious right now. Part of him knows we are friends but part of him wants to kill everything here." He yelled.
"Well, well, well. I believe we have an elf, baby." Said a new female voice. It was Drusilla. "I think we could use an elf. Capture him for me. I want him."
"You heard her! Get the elf!" shouted Spike
Oz jumped in front of Chip, and Xander jumped behind him. The vampires slowly closed in on them. Suddenly a bolt shot out of nowhere and dusted the head vamp. Spike and Dru broke out into a run as fast as they could away from the scene. Xander looked around to see where the shot came from. It was Faith, Buffy, Legolas, and Willow were coming, armed with crossbows, stakes, and knives of every shape and size. Xander and Chip soon caught on to what they were about to do. Xander pulled out another stake and took out the closest vampire. Chip shot three more bolts into three vampires' hearts, each one dusting in turn. Buffy ran up to the closest and punched him in the face. She thought up a whole bunch of wise cracks, but she kept them all to herself. Before long, her vamp was reduced to a pile of dust. Faith and Legolas took on a few of their own, and Willow, being the smart girl she is, had a crossbow with extra bolts. Something that Oz forgot. Oz recognized Willow, and ran up to her. Willow, being the only one to control Oz, hopped on him like a horse, and directed him toward the battle, shooting bolts as she went. Legolas jumped up with her, and started his rapid fire on the vampires. Soon all fifty vampires were nothing more than dust blowing in the wind.
"Chip and Leg," Buffy said, "It is no longer safe for you here. C'mon, lets get the rest and get you guys back to Middle Earth. Then we can form a plan once we get there. Oh and one more thing, don't argue with each other, it really doesn't do us any good."
Soon the Buffy, Legolas, Chip, Faith, Willow, and Oz were back at Buffy's, where Angel, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasly were waiting. Giles was in the library with Albus Dumbledore. Xander had gone to get Cordy. Buffy and Legolas sat in the basement, by all of Buffy's equipment. Legolas walked through all her knives, stakes, and other weapons of mass vampire destruction. "Buffy." he began to say. He turned to look at her. He saw Buffy digging through her sports bag, which she had filled with swords, axes, crossbows, and other useful tools. She looked peaceful, but distant. She was not the same woman he loved, and felt loved by in ME. "Buffy, I really missed you." Legolas knew that deep down that was not truly what he wanted to say.
"Leg, I know that's not what you wanted to say. C'mon lets get this over with, what did you want to say?" She told him with a tired tone, like she was worn out. Before the both of them knew what they were doing, they were in each other's arms, but Buffy was crying her heart out.
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Well see this chapter is my bogus chapter. I think I'm going to throw more of Chip in there. Make Angel jealous. he he he..
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Chapter 2
Legolas, Chichi, and Giles returned with their new companions early that afternoon. They had all fallen asleep because of jetlag. Finally night came, and Willow decided to spend the night at Buffy's. For some reason Willow didn't feel safe in her own home anymore. Willow and Buffy sat in Buffy's room, while Buffy spilled some secrets that she had been keeping with her. "Will, I seriously am heading up shit creek without a paddle. Legolas and Chichi are here, and Angel. Not only do Legolas and Chichi want to kill Angel because, you know, he's a vampire. A vampire is the work of the ex-evil Sauron. Not only that, Angel hates Leggi and Chi, but I had some flings with Leggi and Chi. So Angel is kinda edgy. I can feel it."
Willow could feel that her friend was near tears. "Hey Buffy, it's ok. Everything will work out in the end. You'll see. Everything will be just fine."
Angel watched them from Buffy's front yard. Inside, he felt tortured. He had to talk with Buffy. He remembered how much he had to restrain himself from killing the two intruders in the library. They hunted on his land, on his Buffy, and they will pay, for everything.
Meanwhile, Xander and Oz patrolled the streets. Everyone took turns patrolling since Buffy's coma. "Poor Buff. You can tell she is torn between elf boy and dead boy. How come all of her boyfriends turn out to be immortal? I'm sorry but we need to find Buffy a human boyfriend. " Xander said.
"Hmmm." Said Oz, speaking in his usual one-word sentences. "Good idea."
"Hey guys." Said a voice behind them. Xander jumped three feet in the air as Oz, all cool and collective, turned around aimed with a loaded crossbow, aimed straight for the stranger's heart. Only this wasn't a stranger. It was Chichi. "Whoa it's just me." He said.
"Sorry about that. In Sunnydale, you never know who is gonna sneak up on you. I'm Oz, and this is Xander. Your. Chichi right? Welcome to the home of the Hellmouth. We really need to be on our guard. So many vampires and monsters, and boogie men, and so little time. But hey, that that's life when your girlfriend is best friends with the slayer, and you're a werewolf who can control his transformations. That along with the occasional weird death every now and then, Sunnydale is your average small town place." Oz finally finished. Xander looked at Oz with amazement. That is the most he had ever heard Oz say in one go.
"I'm Chichi, but I really hate that name so I try to get everyone to call me Chip. Buffy, on the other hand, just loves to make fun of my name. Once she said something about a restaurant. I wonder what that was all about." Said Chip.
Xander burst out laughing. "I didn't notice that until now." He said. "There is a Mexican restaurant called Chichis. Good food." He explained.
Chip looked at Xander with an amused face. Within a split second Chip's face went from a smile to a frown. His bow creased as he grabbed the crossbow from Oz wheeled into the bushes and fired. "Ah bloody hell!" cried a voice. It was Spike. Chip fired several more bolts until all the bushes around them had been hit. In each one a vampire had been hiding. Xander saw one creeping up on Oz, who was transforming. Xander took the stake he was holding and hurled it at the vamp like a javelin. The stake found its mark and dusted the vampire. Xander turned to Chip.
"Chip, don't get in Oz's way. He can hurt. Remember he is only sub conscious right now. Part of him knows we are friends but part of him wants to kill everything here." He yelled.
"Well, well, well. I believe we have an elf, baby." Said a new female voice. It was Drusilla. "I think we could use an elf. Capture him for me. I want him."
"You heard her! Get the elf!" shouted Spike
Oz jumped in front of Chip, and Xander jumped behind him. The vampires slowly closed in on them. Suddenly a bolt shot out of nowhere and dusted the head vamp. Spike and Dru broke out into a run as fast as they could away from the scene. Xander looked around to see where the shot came from. It was Faith, Buffy, Legolas, and Willow were coming, armed with crossbows, stakes, and knives of every shape and size. Xander and Chip soon caught on to what they were about to do. Xander pulled out another stake and took out the closest vampire. Chip shot three more bolts into three vampires' hearts, each one dusting in turn. Buffy ran up to the closest and punched him in the face. She thought up a whole bunch of wise cracks, but she kept them all to herself. Before long, her vamp was reduced to a pile of dust. Faith and Legolas took on a few of their own, and Willow, being the smart girl she is, had a crossbow with extra bolts. Something that Oz forgot. Oz recognized Willow, and ran up to her. Willow, being the only one to control Oz, hopped on him like a horse, and directed him toward the battle, shooting bolts as she went. Legolas jumped up with her, and started his rapid fire on the vampires. Soon all fifty vampires were nothing more than dust blowing in the wind.
"Chip and Leg," Buffy said, "It is no longer safe for you here. C'mon, lets get the rest and get you guys back to Middle Earth. Then we can form a plan once we get there. Oh and one more thing, don't argue with each other, it really doesn't do us any good."
Soon the Buffy, Legolas, Chip, Faith, Willow, and Oz were back at Buffy's, where Angel, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasly were waiting. Giles was in the library with Albus Dumbledore. Xander had gone to get Cordy. Buffy and Legolas sat in the basement, by all of Buffy's equipment. Legolas walked through all her knives, stakes, and other weapons of mass vampire destruction. "Buffy." he began to say. He turned to look at her. He saw Buffy digging through her sports bag, which she had filled with swords, axes, crossbows, and other useful tools. She looked peaceful, but distant. She was not the same woman he loved, and felt loved by in ME. "Buffy, I really missed you." Legolas knew that deep down that was not truly what he wanted to say.
"Leg, I know that's not what you wanted to say. C'mon lets get this over with, what did you want to say?" She told him with a tired tone, like she was worn out. Before the both of them knew what they were doing, they were in each other's arms, but Buffy was crying her heart out.
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Well see this chapter is my bogus chapter. I think I'm going to throw more of Chip in there. Make Angel jealous. he he he..