"I'm serious, all he did was yell at me." Kagome explained to her friend.
"Don't worry. He's a little rough on the outside, but he's really just one big puppy dog inside. He's pretty cool when you get to know him. Just try to be patient, he doesn't know how to act around anyone but Miroku. You'll warm up to each other. Promise." Sango comforted Kagome. The two sat in Sango's bedroom, done out in tones of yellow. At Sango's, you couldn't help but be happy. Only She and her brother lived in the small home they inherited from their parents. "Come on, let's go get something to eat."
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Meanwhile two boys sat amidst a pile of junk food in the bedroom of the boy called Miroku.
"I swear, all she did was get them wrong. How hard can those problems be?" InuYasha cursed his bad luck up and down. He could say things that would make a sailor's ears bleed.
"Watch that tongue of yours, lest you wish to suffer the fires of the underworld." Miroku said as he munched on a potato chip.
"Well, you'll be right behind me lech." InuYasha grinned as he dodged the odd assortment of food that was flying his way. It was true, Miroku had a thing for grabbing cute girl's bums, and his most well known pick up line was 'Will you bear my child?' The whole school knew he was lechy, but he was also terribly handsome and charming when he wasn't being a hentai.
"Besides, InuYasha,you need to get ready." He announced.
"Why? Wait, do I want to know?" He sputterd, his mouth filled with ho-ho.
"We have a thing tonight. I've asked the lady Sango if she wished to come with us to dinner with a lady of her choice. Thus, a double date. We're going a seven." Now it was Miroku's turn to get pummeled by snacks. InuYasha moved to throw a twinkie at Miroku and missed, falling backwards onto the stereo. He hit the power button accidentally and the sounds of the radio blasted through the room.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP THERE?" a shout was heard from the vicinity of the living room. Miroku laughed and fell off his couch as InuYasha turned off the stereo.
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Kagome stood in the foyer of the crowded diner, Sango by her side. They scanned the room and noticed that Miroku had already gotten a table for them 'I wonder who my date is..?' Kagome wondered. Her face fell a million miles as she noticed InuYasha seated in the booth. 'Aww, man, I thought it would actually be someone nice..'
"Come on Kagome, sit down. We'll be here a while." Sango chided. Reluctantly she took a seat across from the two guys. She found herself face to face with the scowling InuYasha.
The dinner was more fun than Kagome expected. The four laughed and joked loudly, much to the annoyance of the senior citizens in the area. Quietly Miroku slipped an extra straw underneath the table, unwrapped it and created a spitwad. He loaded the 'weapon' and aimed.
"Miroku, no!' Sango squealed.
"Dude, do it!" InuYasha goaded him on. Miroku inhaled and shot off four little missals at once, each one hit the old man square in the back of the head. The four laughed in delight, it seemed the old man didn't even notice. Miroku picked a small pice of hamburger out of Sango's plate, loaded it with mustard and sent it flying. The old man began to rise as the four flew out of the restaurant and into the parking lot. They had already paid and decided it would be a good time to leave. They laughed so hard they ended up in tears. All of them climbed into separate cars and headed home.