Chapter Three.....
New Plans
Princess Guinevere had been training Bowser, Ganondorf, Ridley, Kraid, and Andross for two days now, and she had already seen progress. They were meaner then ever, bickering at every little thing, day and night. She had even seen progress in Andross, and that was saying something! One morning though, she heard Ridley's slick voice.
"How can we trust this woman? She says she is a princess... She was on the good side before! How do we know she's really changed? She could be tricking us.."
"Yeah!" Kraid said sourly. "She captured Roy.. Big deal, honestly, he still got away... Maybe we should blow her off." Bowser and Ganondorf looked at each other and said nothing. Though Princess Guinevere heard this and did not like it, she decided only to wait and see what the villains would come up with. The next morning, they bombarded her.
"WE NEED TO TALK!" yelled Bowser pounding on her door. She sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Have I taught you nothing?? Talk is no good; criminals do not talk it out!" She opened her door before Bowser could break it down and said calmly; "Yesssss?"
"We don't trust you!" Kraid blurted.
"Is that so?"
"Yes! And we have come to a decision that we don't want you-"
"You've come to a decision, have you? Goodness, you boys have a lot to learn. Talk is useless! Fight me like a man!" Without further ado, Kraid charged at the Princess. She made no signs of getting out of the way. She looked at her nails for a bit, and then when his spikes where about five inches away she held out her hand to stop him. When he crashed into her, there was a big flash of light, as if a lightning bolt had crashed down on Kraid. After he crashed, Guinevere went back to looking at her nails. Ganondorf's mouth hung open.
"How- How did you...."
"Go on..." She said a slight smirk on her face. Since Ganondorf was lost for words, she continued. "Why are you all so surprised? Did you think I could only do magic tricks!? Ha! And that was only a taste of my wrath. This is what I've been trying to teach you, you numbskulls!" Guinevere raised her voice. "Your powers must be very puny indeed to be in awe of that little trick! Oh, and do not tell me you don't have powers! Please do not tell me that you fight with your own fists!" They looked down, and surprisingly Lady Guinevere lowered her angry tone. "Well, we can fix that later. All right. Enough talk I want to get started on business."
"What do you mean?" Ridley asked.
"Ugh, you know what I'm talking about! Like the Master Plan! Geez, you'd think I was talking to a bunch of brainless idiots. Oh wait!! I am!" She laughed a sort of evil, flirtatious laugh that seemed to go on forever. Bowser didn't like being made fun of but he didn't blow his top.
"Well, it might be helpful if you were to tell us what we are supposed to do." Suddenly her laughing fit subsided and she went back to her original "you are below me" scowl.
"Fine," She sniffed. "Well, first we must get away from this place you call a "hide-out". It's not much of a secret place, with neon lights outside saying, "Ganondorf's hideout"! We have to get away before they find us. And we must go far away, and fast so that it will take them a while to find us. And while they are strolling around looking for us, we will be putting together our master plan to destroy them and after they're gone, we can rule the world!" Bowser looked around at the other criminals and saw their blank faces. Why hadn't they thought of this before? Lady Guinevere has had much less experience.. Bowser only shrugged and thought, why not? None of his own plans had worked...
"There's only one thing. Guinevere said. "I will have to leave you for a while. You see, I must go with The "Nintendo Stupid Stars" and make sure that nothing goes too right. I must make their trip as hard as possible; to slow them down to give you time to get ready. If I did not do so, they would probably just take Star Fox's Arwing and be there in a matter of hours. Now. I will tell you what you must do for the master plan, and then I must go and get ready for the adventure that they will never forget."
New Plans
Princess Guinevere had been training Bowser, Ganondorf, Ridley, Kraid, and Andross for two days now, and she had already seen progress. They were meaner then ever, bickering at every little thing, day and night. She had even seen progress in Andross, and that was saying something! One morning though, she heard Ridley's slick voice.
"How can we trust this woman? She says she is a princess... She was on the good side before! How do we know she's really changed? She could be tricking us.."
"Yeah!" Kraid said sourly. "She captured Roy.. Big deal, honestly, he still got away... Maybe we should blow her off." Bowser and Ganondorf looked at each other and said nothing. Though Princess Guinevere heard this and did not like it, she decided only to wait and see what the villains would come up with. The next morning, they bombarded her.
"WE NEED TO TALK!" yelled Bowser pounding on her door. She sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Have I taught you nothing?? Talk is no good; criminals do not talk it out!" She opened her door before Bowser could break it down and said calmly; "Yesssss?"
"We don't trust you!" Kraid blurted.
"Is that so?"
"Yes! And we have come to a decision that we don't want you-"
"You've come to a decision, have you? Goodness, you boys have a lot to learn. Talk is useless! Fight me like a man!" Without further ado, Kraid charged at the Princess. She made no signs of getting out of the way. She looked at her nails for a bit, and then when his spikes where about five inches away she held out her hand to stop him. When he crashed into her, there was a big flash of light, as if a lightning bolt had crashed down on Kraid. After he crashed, Guinevere went back to looking at her nails. Ganondorf's mouth hung open.
"How- How did you...."
"Go on..." She said a slight smirk on her face. Since Ganondorf was lost for words, she continued. "Why are you all so surprised? Did you think I could only do magic tricks!? Ha! And that was only a taste of my wrath. This is what I've been trying to teach you, you numbskulls!" Guinevere raised her voice. "Your powers must be very puny indeed to be in awe of that little trick! Oh, and do not tell me you don't have powers! Please do not tell me that you fight with your own fists!" They looked down, and surprisingly Lady Guinevere lowered her angry tone. "Well, we can fix that later. All right. Enough talk I want to get started on business."
"What do you mean?" Ridley asked.
"Ugh, you know what I'm talking about! Like the Master Plan! Geez, you'd think I was talking to a bunch of brainless idiots. Oh wait!! I am!" She laughed a sort of evil, flirtatious laugh that seemed to go on forever. Bowser didn't like being made fun of but he didn't blow his top.
"Well, it might be helpful if you were to tell us what we are supposed to do." Suddenly her laughing fit subsided and she went back to her original "you are below me" scowl.
"Fine," She sniffed. "Well, first we must get away from this place you call a "hide-out". It's not much of a secret place, with neon lights outside saying, "Ganondorf's hideout"! We have to get away before they find us. And we must go far away, and fast so that it will take them a while to find us. And while they are strolling around looking for us, we will be putting together our master plan to destroy them and after they're gone, we can rule the world!" Bowser looked around at the other criminals and saw their blank faces. Why hadn't they thought of this before? Lady Guinevere has had much less experience.. Bowser only shrugged and thought, why not? None of his own plans had worked...
"There's only one thing. Guinevere said. "I will have to leave you for a while. You see, I must go with The "Nintendo Stupid Stars" and make sure that nothing goes too right. I must make their trip as hard as possible; to slow them down to give you time to get ready. If I did not do so, they would probably just take Star Fox's Arwing and be there in a matter of hours. Now. I will tell you what you must do for the master plan, and then I must go and get ready for the adventure that they will never forget."