Chapter Six...
Gwen
"Shoot!" Guinevere, who was also "Gwen" cursed at herself as she kicked the bed in anger.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Came Bowser's voice over the communicator Guinevere had.
"I slipped, I messed up.."
"Really bad?"
"Pretty bad Bowser. There might need to be a change of plans."
"What did you do?" Asked Bowser, a bit relieved that even Guinevere messed up.
"I cracked and snapped at the stupid stars. now they are questioning me and questioning whether I should really be on this trip with them. If they kick me out."
"Huh, well that was stupid of you," Bowser said smugly. "You should have kept your cool, as I always do." Guinevere rolled her eyes and did not respond.
"Let me talk to Ganon about this."
"Why?"
"Because he's smarter then you, you nitwit." Guinevere heard Bowser stomp away angrily and Ganondorf came on the phone.
"What?"
"Ganon, we have a problem here."
"Yeah, so I've heard."
"Have any idea's smart one?"
"You're asking me?? Well all right, actually. Why don't we just kidnap the stupid stars and hold them captive here, and then when were ready to obliterate them, we'll have them all there." Guinevere was silent for a minute, as if pondering if that would be smart. Ganon continued. "Of course, there are other stupid stars, such as Kirby, and Marth, Falco, and such, but we'll deal with the minors later. These are the main heroes; we've waited so long to get rid of!" Guinevere could see the fire in Ganondorf's eyes. Outside in the hall, Peach was about to knock on Gwen's door to see if she could borrow one of her dresses for the next day. Just as she was about to knock, she heard Guinevere talking not in her usual voice.
"Okay, fine. Take as many as you can tonight."
"Tonight?!?"
"You heard me. Take as many as you can. Bring only you and Ridley. You are both at least a slightly normal size. Oh yes, as Ridley can fly, you will have to ride with your horse."
"Who will we take?"
"Anyone and everyone! Most importantly though take Roy, he's the leader, and Link, he has the triforce of courage you've been craving for so long. Zelda, she has the wisdom triforce, and Fo-.......Gotta go." Gwen heard a floorboard creek outside her door, and then someone knocked. Peach poked her head in.
"Hellllllllllo! I was just wondering-"
"Get out, get out, GET OUT!!" Gwen glared. Peach vanished quickly and pondered what she had just heard. She needed to tell someone. Gwen was the enemy? Or had she misunderstood? She needed someone else's opinion. She raced to Roy, Link, and Fox's room and rapped lightly on the door. She pushed it open and saw a dim light on. Good, someone was awake. Roy was in the bed right when you walk in, sleeping like an angel, in the next bed was Fox, and the last bed was empty. Link was under the dim light, cleaning his sword. He looked startled when she appeared.
"Hi Peach. What's wrong?"
"Link..." She said slowly walking slowly toward him twirling her hair. "I have something very important to tell you."
"What?" Link asked sincerely. Peach smiled slyly.
"I'll only tell you. if you give me a kiss."
"Peach!" He said raising his voice from a whisper. She put her finger on his lips and said:
"I'm serious, this is important. just a little peck, please?" Link took Peach's finger off his lips and continued to clean his sword.
"Humph!" Peach turned away. "I know you're thinking this is probably some stupid thing I would be telling you. But I have some dirt on Gwen that I know you'd like to hear." Link looked up and narrowed his eyes.
"News that I'd like to hear, or that I'd need to hear?"
"News that you'd need to hear." She said bending down to Link, flashing her cleavage.
"Why can't you just tell me?"
"Look, this news is timed if you get my drift. If you procrastinate from kissing me any longer then it will be to-" Link stood up and gave her a quick kiss then sat back down and continued to clean. Peach was in a daze.
"Wow. hehehehehe. you're a good kisser.." Link rolled his eyes and said irritably:
"Could you tell me now?
"Okay, all right. I was standing outside Gwen's door and I heard her talking to someone so I stopped. The person she was talking to called her Princess Guinevere, which makes no sense, because she totally doesn't look like her, like her hair is like shorter, and darker, and her face is-"
"Peach.."
"Haha, sorry. Anyway, she was totally talking to Ganondorf, and she told him, quote on quote, "take as many as you can tonight."" Peach smiled and shrugged as if it was nothing. Link was silent with his mouth open.
"Are you positive that's what you heard?"
"You think I made it up?" She said and laughed.
"Peach. what did she mean when she said, "take as many as you can tonight"?" Link asked slowly as if he were talking to a very dim person. Peach looked at the ceiling as if thinking hard.
"Um. Well, she said. Take Roy, Link, Zelda and Fo-.... Then she hung up. But She said only bring you and Ridley, which means she was totally talking to bad guys, because Ridley is that totally ugly purple thing, so-" Link put his hands on his head and paced.
"We gotta get everyone out of here."
"But, Roy is the leader isn't he? You can't tell everyone what to do."
"I don't care if they all hate me right now, since if what you say is true then, they'll be thanking me after."
"Yeah, we'll aren't you gonna get a move on? We're kinda pressed for time."
"Peach, go into the room where you're sharing with Zelda, Samus, and Daisy. Then go into the next room and get Yoshi and Pikachu. Tell them it's Roy's orders. Peach. This is very serious and important. Try to remember, or it will cost you your life. Go out the back door with all of them and run into the woods next to Yoshi's island. Keep going until you reach the next town. It should be Mushroom village next to Mushroom kingdom. DO NOT arouse Guinevere; we are trying to lose her after all. The boys and I will meet up with you there. Run fast. We'll be in touch."
Peach nodded and scurried out the door. Link quickly shook Fox awake.
"Fox. You have to trust me. We have to get out of here. Gwen is the enemy in disguise. Please go get up Captain Falcon and Mario, they're in the next room." Fox nodded still somewhat in a daze and ran out the room with a Fox's speed.
"Roy, Roy, get up! You need to get up!"
"Ugh. what is it Link?" Out of the corner of Link's eye, he saw the girls, some still in their nightgowns, run to the back door. Yoshi and Pikachu followed behind as if protecting them.
"Roy get up!"
"What's wrong?" Roy asked finally sitting up.
"There isn't anymore time to explain, we need to get our weapons quickly and-" There was a loud crash on the roof.
"What was that?" Roy looked around.
"Oh no." Link dashed across the room to get his sword, but only a few feet from it, he was stopped.
"Arrg! Ugh, let me down!" Ridley swooped down and grabbed Link with his talons. "Roy, get out!" Roy was wide-awake now. He saw Fox at the door with a furious look on his face ready to charge at the flying monster holding Link. Behind him appeared Ganondorf. Roy's face widened in shock at what was happening. Ganon picked Fox up by the skin of his neck and then flung him across the room. Fox didn't recover fast enough to help Roy. Ganondorf flew across the room to reach Roy, but he dodged him and backed into the wall, where his sword was hanging. Just as he got far enough to reach it, something cut into his outstretched arm. Roy drew his hand back to look at it. His arm was wounded by a small sharp utensil Roy wasn't familiar with, but it stung really badly. Blood was covering his arm. He glared at Ganondorf, and he smirked. Roy then suddenly took the little dagger out of his arm and flung it at the unexpecting Ridley. He reared up and let go of Link who landed on the floor.
"Run!" Roy yelled. Ganondorf turned and charged at Link, and Roy got his chance to grab his sword. Fox had also recovered and took his blaster out. Roy nicked Ganondorf in the arm to get his attention back on him, and Fox used his blaster on Ridley for the same reason. Link crawled out of the room unnoticeably. He saw Mario poke his head out of the next room and then he stood up to go to him. Suddenly he felt icy hands grab him from behind. With no weapon, he could not turn around and fight without being knocked out or killed, so he motioned for Mario to run, but he shook his head, and disappeared back into the room for a while.
"Sorry little blond boy, but you're not going anywhere!" Link recognized Guinevere's evil voice. "STOP!" She commanded the room. They all miraculously turned to look at her. "Okay. Now we can see that you're not going to come nicely. but will you come if we just. put the stakes a little higher?..." Gwen drew a knife from her dress and held it to Link's throat. "Move. and this babe's history."
Gwen
"Shoot!" Guinevere, who was also "Gwen" cursed at herself as she kicked the bed in anger.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Came Bowser's voice over the communicator Guinevere had.
"I slipped, I messed up.."
"Really bad?"
"Pretty bad Bowser. There might need to be a change of plans."
"What did you do?" Asked Bowser, a bit relieved that even Guinevere messed up.
"I cracked and snapped at the stupid stars. now they are questioning me and questioning whether I should really be on this trip with them. If they kick me out."
"Huh, well that was stupid of you," Bowser said smugly. "You should have kept your cool, as I always do." Guinevere rolled her eyes and did not respond.
"Let me talk to Ganon about this."
"Why?"
"Because he's smarter then you, you nitwit." Guinevere heard Bowser stomp away angrily and Ganondorf came on the phone.
"What?"
"Ganon, we have a problem here."
"Yeah, so I've heard."
"Have any idea's smart one?"
"You're asking me?? Well all right, actually. Why don't we just kidnap the stupid stars and hold them captive here, and then when were ready to obliterate them, we'll have them all there." Guinevere was silent for a minute, as if pondering if that would be smart. Ganon continued. "Of course, there are other stupid stars, such as Kirby, and Marth, Falco, and such, but we'll deal with the minors later. These are the main heroes; we've waited so long to get rid of!" Guinevere could see the fire in Ganondorf's eyes. Outside in the hall, Peach was about to knock on Gwen's door to see if she could borrow one of her dresses for the next day. Just as she was about to knock, she heard Guinevere talking not in her usual voice.
"Okay, fine. Take as many as you can tonight."
"Tonight?!?"
"You heard me. Take as many as you can. Bring only you and Ridley. You are both at least a slightly normal size. Oh yes, as Ridley can fly, you will have to ride with your horse."
"Who will we take?"
"Anyone and everyone! Most importantly though take Roy, he's the leader, and Link, he has the triforce of courage you've been craving for so long. Zelda, she has the wisdom triforce, and Fo-.......Gotta go." Gwen heard a floorboard creek outside her door, and then someone knocked. Peach poked her head in.
"Hellllllllllo! I was just wondering-"
"Get out, get out, GET OUT!!" Gwen glared. Peach vanished quickly and pondered what she had just heard. She needed to tell someone. Gwen was the enemy? Or had she misunderstood? She needed someone else's opinion. She raced to Roy, Link, and Fox's room and rapped lightly on the door. She pushed it open and saw a dim light on. Good, someone was awake. Roy was in the bed right when you walk in, sleeping like an angel, in the next bed was Fox, and the last bed was empty. Link was under the dim light, cleaning his sword. He looked startled when she appeared.
"Hi Peach. What's wrong?"
"Link..." She said slowly walking slowly toward him twirling her hair. "I have something very important to tell you."
"What?" Link asked sincerely. Peach smiled slyly.
"I'll only tell you. if you give me a kiss."
"Peach!" He said raising his voice from a whisper. She put her finger on his lips and said:
"I'm serious, this is important. just a little peck, please?" Link took Peach's finger off his lips and continued to clean his sword.
"Humph!" Peach turned away. "I know you're thinking this is probably some stupid thing I would be telling you. But I have some dirt on Gwen that I know you'd like to hear." Link looked up and narrowed his eyes.
"News that I'd like to hear, or that I'd need to hear?"
"News that you'd need to hear." She said bending down to Link, flashing her cleavage.
"Why can't you just tell me?"
"Look, this news is timed if you get my drift. If you procrastinate from kissing me any longer then it will be to-" Link stood up and gave her a quick kiss then sat back down and continued to clean. Peach was in a daze.
"Wow. hehehehehe. you're a good kisser.." Link rolled his eyes and said irritably:
"Could you tell me now?
"Okay, all right. I was standing outside Gwen's door and I heard her talking to someone so I stopped. The person she was talking to called her Princess Guinevere, which makes no sense, because she totally doesn't look like her, like her hair is like shorter, and darker, and her face is-"
"Peach.."
"Haha, sorry. Anyway, she was totally talking to Ganondorf, and she told him, quote on quote, "take as many as you can tonight."" Peach smiled and shrugged as if it was nothing. Link was silent with his mouth open.
"Are you positive that's what you heard?"
"You think I made it up?" She said and laughed.
"Peach. what did she mean when she said, "take as many as you can tonight"?" Link asked slowly as if he were talking to a very dim person. Peach looked at the ceiling as if thinking hard.
"Um. Well, she said. Take Roy, Link, Zelda and Fo-.... Then she hung up. But She said only bring you and Ridley, which means she was totally talking to bad guys, because Ridley is that totally ugly purple thing, so-" Link put his hands on his head and paced.
"We gotta get everyone out of here."
"But, Roy is the leader isn't he? You can't tell everyone what to do."
"I don't care if they all hate me right now, since if what you say is true then, they'll be thanking me after."
"Yeah, we'll aren't you gonna get a move on? We're kinda pressed for time."
"Peach, go into the room where you're sharing with Zelda, Samus, and Daisy. Then go into the next room and get Yoshi and Pikachu. Tell them it's Roy's orders. Peach. This is very serious and important. Try to remember, or it will cost you your life. Go out the back door with all of them and run into the woods next to Yoshi's island. Keep going until you reach the next town. It should be Mushroom village next to Mushroom kingdom. DO NOT arouse Guinevere; we are trying to lose her after all. The boys and I will meet up with you there. Run fast. We'll be in touch."
Peach nodded and scurried out the door. Link quickly shook Fox awake.
"Fox. You have to trust me. We have to get out of here. Gwen is the enemy in disguise. Please go get up Captain Falcon and Mario, they're in the next room." Fox nodded still somewhat in a daze and ran out the room with a Fox's speed.
"Roy, Roy, get up! You need to get up!"
"Ugh. what is it Link?" Out of the corner of Link's eye, he saw the girls, some still in their nightgowns, run to the back door. Yoshi and Pikachu followed behind as if protecting them.
"Roy get up!"
"What's wrong?" Roy asked finally sitting up.
"There isn't anymore time to explain, we need to get our weapons quickly and-" There was a loud crash on the roof.
"What was that?" Roy looked around.
"Oh no." Link dashed across the room to get his sword, but only a few feet from it, he was stopped.
"Arrg! Ugh, let me down!" Ridley swooped down and grabbed Link with his talons. "Roy, get out!" Roy was wide-awake now. He saw Fox at the door with a furious look on his face ready to charge at the flying monster holding Link. Behind him appeared Ganondorf. Roy's face widened in shock at what was happening. Ganon picked Fox up by the skin of his neck and then flung him across the room. Fox didn't recover fast enough to help Roy. Ganondorf flew across the room to reach Roy, but he dodged him and backed into the wall, where his sword was hanging. Just as he got far enough to reach it, something cut into his outstretched arm. Roy drew his hand back to look at it. His arm was wounded by a small sharp utensil Roy wasn't familiar with, but it stung really badly. Blood was covering his arm. He glared at Ganondorf, and he smirked. Roy then suddenly took the little dagger out of his arm and flung it at the unexpecting Ridley. He reared up and let go of Link who landed on the floor.
"Run!" Roy yelled. Ganondorf turned and charged at Link, and Roy got his chance to grab his sword. Fox had also recovered and took his blaster out. Roy nicked Ganondorf in the arm to get his attention back on him, and Fox used his blaster on Ridley for the same reason. Link crawled out of the room unnoticeably. He saw Mario poke his head out of the next room and then he stood up to go to him. Suddenly he felt icy hands grab him from behind. With no weapon, he could not turn around and fight without being knocked out or killed, so he motioned for Mario to run, but he shook his head, and disappeared back into the room for a while.
"Sorry little blond boy, but you're not going anywhere!" Link recognized Guinevere's evil voice. "STOP!" She commanded the room. They all miraculously turned to look at her. "Okay. Now we can see that you're not going to come nicely. but will you come if we just. put the stakes a little higher?..." Gwen drew a knife from her dress and held it to Link's throat. "Move. and this babe's history."
