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After Kirby and Yoshi got a good night's rest in their own beds, they decided to go down for the complementary breakfast since they were a little hungry....
*Weeeezzzz*"Yoshi, I can't make it! I'm soooooo hungry!"
*Huff**puff*"Hang on Kirby, we are almost to the elevator..."
A half an hour later at the breakfast line...
"Whew, I thought we were dead back there!" Kirby said...
"Wait, how could we be so stupid! We could have eaten a little from our personal buffet before we left."
"We could have WHAT?" yelled Kirby.
"Nothing." quickly replied Yoshi.
The filled the plates to the top with about ever food they found except for Frosted Prune Flakes for obvious reasons....
"Yuk, Frosted Prune Flakes? That stuff is for old farts." Kirby whispered to Yoshi.
"Yup, and they also have a horrible side effect too." Yoshi whispered back.
"Really? What is it?"
"YOU CRAZY? I CAN'T TELL! IT'S SO HORRIBLE IT WOULD BOOST THE RATINGS TO PG-13!" Yoshi yelled.
"Wow, that bad huh?" Kirby said.
"And it would also make the genre to horror it would be so horrible"
"Wow."
After they had their huge meals they decided to explore the hotel. It was not to long until they had found Mario and Luigi at the miniature golf course in the back.
"Hey Yoshi, hey Kirby, how have you guy's been?" Mario greeted.
"Pretty good" Kirby replied.
"Say wanna play mini-golf with us?" Luigi asked.
"Why, being beaten too badly at real golf?" Yoshi teased.
"Not funny,"
"Ok, well play." Kirby said.
It took about the entire morning to finish all 18 holes. As they walked to the lunchroom, they met up with Fox McCloud.
"Oh, what's up you guys" Fox said.
"Nothing much" Yoshi said.
"The light fixtures" said Kirby.
"My room" said Mario.
"My losing streak..." Luigi said depressed.
"What's wrong with him?" Fox said.
"Oh, he played mini-golf." Mario replied.
"And lost badly." joined Yoshi.
"And boy did he suck!" Kirby finished.
"Oh well, he'll get better." Mario said.
"Pffft, ya right!" Kirby said.
"Well I'm hungry, lets have lunch." Yoshi suggested.
"Good Idea!" Kirby chimed.
They all went to the buffet line and filled their plates with their desired foods and sat at the many tables.
Kirby was happily enjoying his meal until he went to get some more pudding. As he was returning to the table, he tripped on a fork and the pudding went flying, hitting Mewtwo, the most feared of them all.
"WHO DARES THROW THIS DESSERT CUP AT ME!" Mewtwo's thoughts boomed.
"Umm, he did it!" Kirby fibbed and pointed at a random victim, which unfortunately was Gannondorf.
Mewtwo threw his mashed potatoes and peas at Gannondorf, making a huge mess.
"CURSE YOU LINK!" Gannondorf screamed and threw his lemon pie at Link.
Link, however, saw the pie coming and ducked, which then the pie made a direct hit on Zelda. You would think she would act lady-like and cry and run into her room, but she was enraged, and she started throwing food everywhere, starting the biggest food fight in history! Kirby, being smart, ducked under a table to avoid being hit by flying delicacies. Meanwhile the cafeteria had been turned into a mess house as cakes, puddings, potatoes, and even some of the after dinner desserts went flying at random targets, leaving no man, woman, or creature clean (with the exception of Kirby of course because he was smart.) Then things were getting out of hand. They ran out of food and started beating on each other. It had become an all out brawl between the heroes. It was not until then that the clerk released what was wrong and called the police. Later, everyone except Kirby was in handcuffs being questioned about the riot. Kirby was hiding in his room to avoid being arrested. As soon as everything was calm Yoshi returned to the room.
"You just had to fib, didn't you?" Yoshi was obviously in a very sour mood.
"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie, I was scared." Kirby replied.
After a pause of silence that made Kirby nervous, Yoshi started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Kirby asked.
Yoshi replied, "That was the BEST time I ever had! I slugged Peach a good one, and I gave Link the world's worst wedgie!
"That would explain the loud scream I heard." Kirby said.
"Well, I'm tired."
"Ya, lets hit the hay."
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