Author's Note: Hey, I just want to give my thanks to my first reviewer, Shadow Mewtwo 997. And to answer your question Shadow Mewtwo, I AM putting Marth in this story, in fact, in this very chapter!
Well here is the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Kirby woke up early this morning. He decided to see if the breakfast line was open. As he entered the dining area he saw a Marth staring blankly into his coffee. Kirby figured something was wrong, so he thought he would go talk with him.
"Hey Marth." Kirby said.
*Sigh*"Hey Kirby..." Marth replied in a very depressed manner.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't really want to talk about it."
"Oh, I see. You're bummed out cause the breakfast line isn't opened yet either. Right?" Kirby said.
"No, it's something you wouldn't understand." Marth said.
"What is it?"
"You see, I kind of like this girl, and I'm not to sure if she likes me back, and she most likely has a boyfriend also."
"Ah, I see you have girl troubles. Who is the lady that you like?" Kirby said
"Promise you won't tell her or anyone else?" Marth questioned, still unsure if he should tell.
"Cross my heart, hope to lose my dessert for a year."
Marth knew that this was serious, Kirby never risked his desserts for anything in the world.
"Ok, I....like....Zelda." Marth finally said.
"Oh is that all? Well then how about if I help you get a date with her?" Kirby said.
:"Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks!"
Kirby decided to see Zelda and try to find out some information about her and whether or not she likes Marth or not. He knocked on the door. He heard someone say "COMING!" from inside. Then the door opened and Zelda stepped out.
Zelda didn't see anyone because Kirby is so small, so she shut the door. Kirby was confused at this so he knocked a second time. Zelda stepped out again not noticing Kirby. She became annoyed and stepped back inside and slammed the door.
Now Kirby wasn't going to give up here just because she didn't see him even. So he knocked a third time. This time Zelda jumped out the door and started yelling.
"OK, SHOW YOURSELVES YOU PRANKSTERS!"
"Um, excuse me, Zelda?" Kirby said as politely as he could, after all Zelda was a princess.
Zelda finally looked down and saw Kirby.
"Oh I'm sorry, were you knocking on my door?" Zelda said.
"Yes I was."
"Oh ok, well would you like to come in?"
"Sure I'd love to."
Zelda and Kirby entered the room and sat down at the table.
"So what brings you here?" Zelda asked.
"Oh no reason, just that I was wondering if you had a crush on anybody." Kirby said.
"A crush? Why would I have a crush on anybody?" Zelda replied.
"Well, I know someone who has a crush on you, but he is too shy to tell you himself."
"Really? Someone actually has a crush on me? Who?" Zelda was getting excited.
"Um, who do you wish it would be?" Kirby was not quite ready to spill the beans to Zelda.
"Well, I kind of like Link, but mostly my heart has been for Marth." This was good news.
"Zelda, the guy with a crush on you IS Marth."
This was a dream come true for Zelda. She had secretly been admiring Marth since she met him in the SSBM tournament. The happiness was too much for one princess to take, so she started screaming and hopping all around her room, doing things that teen girls would do when they win some kind of contest to have dinner with their favorite boy band.
After she had calmed down from her episode....
"Zelda, Marth is at the dining room and he wants to ask you for a date." Kirby said.
"This is wonderful!" Zelda shouted. "To think that the man of my dreams has a crush on me! And he wants to go on a date! I'm going to tell him I will gladly go out with him!"
Later that day, Marth met up with Kirby.
"Kirby, I can't thank you enough."
"Hey, what are friends for?"
"But I need your help again..."
"Uh oh, what's wrong now." Kirby was worried for what he was about to hear.
"Well, since this is my first time..." Kirby now knew what was going on.
"And since your my best friend and all...." Oh shoot, the best friend bit, Kirby was as good as dead.
"Could you come on my date and help me?" Gosh darn it, Kirby was in the hole. He always screwed up dates. But he couldn't leave Marth alone. What was a cream puff to do?
"Sure Marth, I'll help you." Kirby said even though he wanted of this love boat ride.
"Great, at 6:00 am and meet me at the dining room." Marth said.
As Marth left, Kirby thought to himself "What have I gotten myself into this time."
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Wow, Kirby is having to go on Marth and Zelda's date, will it be a total disaster? Or will Kirby ensure that love conquers all? Why is this story even in Humor and not in Romance? All your questions will be answered in the next Chapter!