Just for the record, it's not mine (except for Pete and the plot)
Ron's Conscience
Chapter 2: Good Advice
"Flowers? That's all you could come up with?" Ron said as soon as he was sure the coast was clear.
"Sorry, that was the second thing on my mind. Would you rather have talked about ping-pong instead?"
"Ping-Pong?"
"My point exactly."
"Great! Now she thinks I'm a dork." Ron said putting his head down.
"Oh Ron, she knew already, she just didn't know how much of a dork you were."
"Thanks. That really helps my dilemma. Now could you please give me some real advice?"
"I have."
"Good advice?"
"I have."
"In my point of view?"
"I-"
"Ya know what, I'm gonna go down there and act like nothing happened and you can stay here while I do that."
"Ok, but una prablema kiddo. I'm kinda in your head. Yea."
"Aww Shit!" Ron cursed under his breath. "Why are you here anyway? You never show up until now? And on top of that you are doin' a real shitty job. Now could you please leave?" "Uhhh. No. See I have to be here until we solve your problem. And by the rate it's goin' I'm gonna be here for a LONG time."
"Could you please tell me which problem we are trying to solve?"
"The non-Hermione problem."
"Oh, That one." Ron said. "Well I'm still gonna go down there. Could you at least shut up?"
"Whatever."
As Ron walked into the kitchen, where everyone was, Hermione ran out of the room, Ginny snorted, and Harry looked at him quizzically. Ron just stood there.
"Hey mate," Harry said. "I guess it didn't go too well up there." Harry and Ginny both burst out laughing. They couldn't hold it in any longer.
"So I guess you won't have Hermione clinging to you any sooner." Ginny said as soon as she stopped laughing long enough to say it.
"Shut up. You're just as bad as Pete." Ron said
Hey!
"You mean there really is a Pete." Harry said looking at Ron as if he was an escapee from a mental institution.
"Yea, So" Ron said feeling less and less hopeful that there would be some sanity in the world.
"Oh."
"Yea."
"And now I don't know what to do. Hermione thinks I am a freak."
Ron, we went over this. "Could you guys help me?" Ron said choosing to ignore the thing in his head.
"Ok Ron under one condition" Ginny said.
A/N: Sorry to leave you guys at a cliff. I really don't know what I should do. If you guys have any ideas I would love to hear them. Hugs and Kisses.
Ron's Conscience
Chapter 2: Good Advice
"Flowers? That's all you could come up with?" Ron said as soon as he was sure the coast was clear.
"Sorry, that was the second thing on my mind. Would you rather have talked about ping-pong instead?"
"Ping-Pong?"
"My point exactly."
"Great! Now she thinks I'm a dork." Ron said putting his head down.
"Oh Ron, she knew already, she just didn't know how much of a dork you were."
"Thanks. That really helps my dilemma. Now could you please give me some real advice?"
"I have."
"Good advice?"
"I have."
"In my point of view?"
"I-"
"Ya know what, I'm gonna go down there and act like nothing happened and you can stay here while I do that."
"Ok, but una prablema kiddo. I'm kinda in your head. Yea."
"Aww Shit!" Ron cursed under his breath. "Why are you here anyway? You never show up until now? And on top of that you are doin' a real shitty job. Now could you please leave?" "Uhhh. No. See I have to be here until we solve your problem. And by the rate it's goin' I'm gonna be here for a LONG time."
"Could you please tell me which problem we are trying to solve?"
"The non-Hermione problem."
"Oh, That one." Ron said. "Well I'm still gonna go down there. Could you at least shut up?"
"Whatever."
As Ron walked into the kitchen, where everyone was, Hermione ran out of the room, Ginny snorted, and Harry looked at him quizzically. Ron just stood there.
"Hey mate," Harry said. "I guess it didn't go too well up there." Harry and Ginny both burst out laughing. They couldn't hold it in any longer.
"So I guess you won't have Hermione clinging to you any sooner." Ginny said as soon as she stopped laughing long enough to say it.
"Shut up. You're just as bad as Pete." Ron said
Hey!
"You mean there really is a Pete." Harry said looking at Ron as if he was an escapee from a mental institution.
"Yea, So" Ron said feeling less and less hopeful that there would be some sanity in the world.
"Oh."
"Yea."
"And now I don't know what to do. Hermione thinks I am a freak."
Ron, we went over this. "Could you guys help me?" Ron said choosing to ignore the thing in his head.
"Ok Ron under one condition" Ginny said.
A/N: Sorry to leave you guys at a cliff. I really don't know what I should do. If you guys have any ideas I would love to hear them. Hugs and Kisses.