Hey guys I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry about the wait. I love you guys. Well, anywho here's the long awaited chapter!

Ron's Conscience

Chapter 4: The Children of Ron's Idle Stuffing

'Merlin! Ron was telling the truth! I guess I'll have to go see him!' Hermione thought. Hermione came back into the house and started to find Ron. She found him in the living room taking a nap on the couch.

"Ron, Ron! Wake up Ron!" Hermione said poking his shoulder. Ron woke up with a grunt.

"What?" Ron said rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

"Ron, I just wanted to say I love you and I hope we get married," and with that Hermione started kissing Ron. Soon they were snogging on Ron's living room couch.

"Ron! Ron!" Hermione said but strangely enough it wasn't her voice. It was Harry's.

Ron opened one eye and sure enough Harry was standing over him.

"What do you want Harry? If you don't need anything I'll go back to sleep because I was having a great dream and you are ruining it!" Ron said with a grunt closing his eyes.

"Ron, I have bad news, Hermione married Krum." At this Ron was wide- awake.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo! No, No"

"Ron, wake up. It's ok it was just a nightmare" said a voice. Ron looked up and found he had fallen asleep at the table. Standing next to him was Hermione. "Ron, I'm sorry. I just wanted to say, would you make me some tea?"

"That's not right. It wasn't like that in the dream. Go back. Go back."

"Ron? Ron!" It was Harry.

"Not to there!"

"Ron, what the HELL are you talking about?!" Hermione asked.

"Oh, right." Ron said. "I guess I'll go to my room seeing it's dark out."

"Oh, Ok. 'Night Ron." Hermione said with a hint of disappointment in her voice.

Ron ran up the stairs to his room.

"You little butt-head. You did that on purpose!" Ron screamed as soon as he shut the door to his room.

"Sorry, I was just trying to tell you that needed to get the girl sooner in the vaguest way possible." Pete said.

"Thanks, I guess." Ron said. "Well what can I do? Harry's gone berzerk, Ginny's pissed because Harry's gone berzerk, and Hermione is.. well.. beautiful."

"Well you could take her on a picnic and tell her you love her under the moon." Pete suggested.

"I don't think she'll like that much. What I was thinking was-"

"No, Ron." Pete said. "That won't work. Take her out on the picnic. I think that's the safest route."

"Ok, whatever man. I don't think she'll have a good time though."