Ron's Conscience
Chapter 6: Complete Hell (or the Picnic)
"Ron, did we ever invite them?" Hermione said, looking at Harry and Ginny disgustingly - they were in a pretty big game of tonsil hockey.
"I dunno. I think we were drunk or something," Ron said, also looking at them astonished.
"No, we can't buy alcohol remember. I think we were stoned."
"You're probably right Hermione."
"Well what should we do, seeing as we can't do much with them around?"
"Ok, I have a few suggestions. One, watch them snog each other like some kind of kid porn, or leave."
"I'll take the latter, Ron"
"What ladder?"
"Let's just go." Hermione said. She got up and started walking deeper into the woods. Ron obediently followed still wondering about this 'ladder' and where Hermione got the idea that they had brought a ladder with them.
'Maybe she wanted to climb a tree Ron.' Pete said trying to help Ron with his current dilemma. Of course Ron didn't understand this either and became even more pensive about this whole ladder situation.
'Why is she being so stupid?' Ron asked himself not realizing that he was in fact the stupid one. After all Hermione was leading him into a dark part of the woods where there may be spiders.
"Ok Ron, we're here."
"Where's here?"
"Here"
"But where is here when we were over there." He nodded over towards Ginny and Harry's snogging grounds.
"Well it is here but we called it there when we were not here."
"Wait that would mean-"
"Oh come off it Ron!"
"Fine. What are we doing HERE anyway?"
"This" and with that Hermione and Ron officially made HERE their snogging grounds.
And with a pop Pete left. For good.
Chapter 6: Complete Hell (or the Picnic)
"Ron, did we ever invite them?" Hermione said, looking at Harry and Ginny disgustingly - they were in a pretty big game of tonsil hockey.
"I dunno. I think we were drunk or something," Ron said, also looking at them astonished.
"No, we can't buy alcohol remember. I think we were stoned."
"You're probably right Hermione."
"Well what should we do, seeing as we can't do much with them around?"
"Ok, I have a few suggestions. One, watch them snog each other like some kind of kid porn, or leave."
"I'll take the latter, Ron"
"What ladder?"
"Let's just go." Hermione said. She got up and started walking deeper into the woods. Ron obediently followed still wondering about this 'ladder' and where Hermione got the idea that they had brought a ladder with them.
'Maybe she wanted to climb a tree Ron.' Pete said trying to help Ron with his current dilemma. Of course Ron didn't understand this either and became even more pensive about this whole ladder situation.
'Why is she being so stupid?' Ron asked himself not realizing that he was in fact the stupid one. After all Hermione was leading him into a dark part of the woods where there may be spiders.
"Ok Ron, we're here."
"Where's here?"
"Here"
"But where is here when we were over there." He nodded over towards Ginny and Harry's snogging grounds.
"Well it is here but we called it there when we were not here."
"Wait that would mean-"
"Oh come off it Ron!"
"Fine. What are we doing HERE anyway?"
"This" and with that Hermione and Ron officially made HERE their snogging grounds.
And with a pop Pete left. For good.