Beast War
To RogueFanKC: I really want to concentrate on the two teams of Misfits in this story, so the X-Men won't be making an appearance in this story. BTW, I got the idea from an old GI Joe episode. I want to do a story based on the GI Joe Movie, with the East and West Coast Misfits, but I don't know where I can obtain a copy of the film.
To Red Witch: Here's some more of the story for you! Enjoy! BTW, I got a suggestion for you: In "The New Guy", introduce Virus. You could end up revealing how his whole obsession with Althea started.
Chapter 4: Huge Trap!
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"YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" John Proudstar and Kyle Wildfire charged the creatures. Kyle fired thunder blasts left and right from his hands at the creatures. The Eel-oid, however, had Kyle's mutant immunity to electrical shock. The Eel-oid just pushed Kyle back with a burst of electricity. The Bear-oid knocked John Proudstar back to the group.
"We gotta get the Joes!" Dazzler exclaimed.
"I don't think so!" Mindbender grinned. "Virus, now! The muties are outside!"
"Watch your mouth, Mindbender!" Virus's voice snapped from Mindbender's com- link. "I'm a mutant too, pal!" A blue forcefield appeared over the convention center.
"Oh no!" Ali screamed.
"I'll try to teleport inside!" Lila concentrated, but before she could teleport, the Lion-oid lunged and tackled her, calling upon Wildstar's enhanced speed, reflexes, and agility. The lion-like creature in turn got ten energy-charged charged claws to the side from Ace, and the battle ensued.
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(Inside the Mile High Convention Center)
"It worked!" Virus grinned. He was currently in control of a robot he invented, inspired by the enforcer robots in the first Robocop movie. With it, he blasted away, causing the VIPs to scatter, and the six Joes were forced to face it. They fired their weapons, but the laser blasts just bounced off the armor.
"None of my weapons can penetrate that armor!" Gunbarrel grumbled. He then whined. "Aw, why didn't I bring that laser bazooka I invented?"
"Gunbarrel, we really need to talk." Jester sighed.
"How do we stop this thing?" Kicker asked.
"Uh uh uh, babe." Virus laughed, his voice sounding slightly mechanized. "The question is, how do you get out?" From a barrel in the robot's right arm, Virus fired several teleporter disks, an invention Virus had used earlier to kidnap Dr. Rankin. The disks hit the Joes, teleporting them to a cell built into a wall in the basement. It had metal walls all over, except for the front, which was a window of what looked like clear plastic.
"Where are we?" Spirit snapped.
"I dunno, but I don't like it." Lady Jaye looked around.
"This place is locked as tight as a drum!" Roadblock checked the corners.
"Hah!" Kicker tried to kick down the plastic wall, but failed.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!" A familiar voice crowed from outside. The six Joes turned and saw Leathersuit alongside a bald man with a moustache and in a safari outfit.
"Man, I'm glad I came back from vacation to see this." The bald, mustachioed man laughed in an Australian accent.
"Yeah, Uncle Gnawgahyde." Leathersuit grinned. "But personally, they should let me break their BONES!!! Give 'em lots of PAIN!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles as he said 'pain'.
"What're you Dreadnoks up to?!" Lady Jaye hollered.
"Oh, just sending a message." Gnawgahyde grinned. "That we cannot be stopped."
"Yeah." Leathersuit grinned. "And I'd watch the talkin', ladies! That cell has a limited supply of air."
"Oh, they won't have to worry about talking." Gnawgahyde laughed. Out of a thin vent, some pink gas started seeping in. "And don't think your little mutant buddies will be of any help. They can't get in, even if they defeat Dr. Mindbender's creations."
"I still think they should have let me make those Joes FEEL!!!! SOME!!! PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles.
"Do you always have to flex your muscles while you do that?" Gnawgahyde asked.
"I am a wrestler." Leathersuit shrugged. "I have to have a trademark taunt and catchphrase. Hulk Hogan flexes his muscles all the time. Nobody complains. And many wrestlers today have catchphrases. Mine is FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles. Gnawgahyde groaned.
"You've been into that wrestling stuff since you were four." The Australian Dreadnok shrugged.
"What is this?" Lady Jaye coughed, but she started giggling, and then she burst out laughing. The other Joes joined her in laughter.
"Well, I always wanted to go out laughing!" Jester chuckled. The Joes tried to stop laughing, but they couldn't.
"Well, I've heard of people dying laughing, but this is a bit much. Ah well." Gnawgahyde shrugged.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles.
"And I thought Road Pig had some odd quirks." Gnawgahyde groaned.
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(Inside the conference room)
"Ahhhhh, what to do." Zartan grinned, throwing off his costume. The Dreadnoks were with him. He paced up and down the stage. {Virus had better hurry up with getting that information. We only have a half-hour before this place blows sky-high. If he's trying to get security camera footage of Wavedancer from the Pit again, I'm going to knock that techno-nerd's teeth out!}
"BUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!" Road Pig belched in a dignitary's face. The white-and- pink-haired Dreadnok held a chicken leg. "Excuse me." Donald added. "This chicken is a gastronomic delight." Road Pig took over again. "And it's real good, too!"
"And the punch ain't too bad, but it needs some help from our friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam." Ripper poured some alcohol in the punch.
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(Outside)
"YIIIIIIII!!!!!" Pyro leapt out of the way of a water blast that the Shark- oid used to try and drown him. "I HATE WATER!!! WATER IS AN EVIL, EVIL THING!!!!"
"RAHHHH!!!!" Thunderbird and Blob double-teamed the Bear-oid, trading punches left and right with the creature. Dazzler screamed and ran, blasting light bursts at her clone, a half-mink creature.
"GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" Dazzler screamed.
"You kids had better hurry!" Mindbender cackled insanely. "We planted a surprise inside the building."
"What kind of surprise?" Lance yelled as he grappled with the coyote monster, earth shaking around them.
"A bomb." Mindbender laughed. "After Virus gets all the information that the anti-terrorist conference records, the Dreadnoks will blow the place, taking those lousy Joes with it! And you can't do a thing about it! Even if you do defeat the creatures, you'll never be able to get through the forcefield." Mindbender checked his watch. "And you only have around 28 minutes." The Misfit teams seethed.
Oh man! The pressure is on for our favorite mutants! Can the East and West Coast Misfit teams stop the clones and save their Joe team-mates? Can the Joes escape? Can the gang save the conference? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
To RogueFanKC: I really want to concentrate on the two teams of Misfits in this story, so the X-Men won't be making an appearance in this story. BTW, I got the idea from an old GI Joe episode. I want to do a story based on the GI Joe Movie, with the East and West Coast Misfits, but I don't know where I can obtain a copy of the film.
To Red Witch: Here's some more of the story for you! Enjoy! BTW, I got a suggestion for you: In "The New Guy", introduce Virus. You could end up revealing how his whole obsession with Althea started.
Chapter 4: Huge Trap!
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"YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" John Proudstar and Kyle Wildfire charged the creatures. Kyle fired thunder blasts left and right from his hands at the creatures. The Eel-oid, however, had Kyle's mutant immunity to electrical shock. The Eel-oid just pushed Kyle back with a burst of electricity. The Bear-oid knocked John Proudstar back to the group.
"We gotta get the Joes!" Dazzler exclaimed.
"I don't think so!" Mindbender grinned. "Virus, now! The muties are outside!"
"Watch your mouth, Mindbender!" Virus's voice snapped from Mindbender's com- link. "I'm a mutant too, pal!" A blue forcefield appeared over the convention center.
"Oh no!" Ali screamed.
"I'll try to teleport inside!" Lila concentrated, but before she could teleport, the Lion-oid lunged and tackled her, calling upon Wildstar's enhanced speed, reflexes, and agility. The lion-like creature in turn got ten energy-charged charged claws to the side from Ace, and the battle ensued.
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(Inside the Mile High Convention Center)
"It worked!" Virus grinned. He was currently in control of a robot he invented, inspired by the enforcer robots in the first Robocop movie. With it, he blasted away, causing the VIPs to scatter, and the six Joes were forced to face it. They fired their weapons, but the laser blasts just bounced off the armor.
"None of my weapons can penetrate that armor!" Gunbarrel grumbled. He then whined. "Aw, why didn't I bring that laser bazooka I invented?"
"Gunbarrel, we really need to talk." Jester sighed.
"How do we stop this thing?" Kicker asked.
"Uh uh uh, babe." Virus laughed, his voice sounding slightly mechanized. "The question is, how do you get out?" From a barrel in the robot's right arm, Virus fired several teleporter disks, an invention Virus had used earlier to kidnap Dr. Rankin. The disks hit the Joes, teleporting them to a cell built into a wall in the basement. It had metal walls all over, except for the front, which was a window of what looked like clear plastic.
"Where are we?" Spirit snapped.
"I dunno, but I don't like it." Lady Jaye looked around.
"This place is locked as tight as a drum!" Roadblock checked the corners.
"Hah!" Kicker tried to kick down the plastic wall, but failed.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!" A familiar voice crowed from outside. The six Joes turned and saw Leathersuit alongside a bald man with a moustache and in a safari outfit.
"Man, I'm glad I came back from vacation to see this." The bald, mustachioed man laughed in an Australian accent.
"Yeah, Uncle Gnawgahyde." Leathersuit grinned. "But personally, they should let me break their BONES!!! Give 'em lots of PAIN!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles as he said 'pain'.
"What're you Dreadnoks up to?!" Lady Jaye hollered.
"Oh, just sending a message." Gnawgahyde grinned. "That we cannot be stopped."
"Yeah." Leathersuit grinned. "And I'd watch the talkin', ladies! That cell has a limited supply of air."
"Oh, they won't have to worry about talking." Gnawgahyde laughed. Out of a thin vent, some pink gas started seeping in. "And don't think your little mutant buddies will be of any help. They can't get in, even if they defeat Dr. Mindbender's creations."
"I still think they should have let me make those Joes FEEL!!!! SOME!!! PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles.
"Do you always have to flex your muscles while you do that?" Gnawgahyde asked.
"I am a wrestler." Leathersuit shrugged. "I have to have a trademark taunt and catchphrase. Hulk Hogan flexes his muscles all the time. Nobody complains. And many wrestlers today have catchphrases. Mine is FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles. Gnawgahyde groaned.
"You've been into that wrestling stuff since you were four." The Australian Dreadnok shrugged.
"What is this?" Lady Jaye coughed, but she started giggling, and then she burst out laughing. The other Joes joined her in laughter.
"Well, I always wanted to go out laughing!" Jester chuckled. The Joes tried to stop laughing, but they couldn't.
"Well, I've heard of people dying laughing, but this is a bit much. Ah well." Gnawgahyde shrugged.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his muscles.
"And I thought Road Pig had some odd quirks." Gnawgahyde groaned.
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(Inside the conference room)
"Ahhhhh, what to do." Zartan grinned, throwing off his costume. The Dreadnoks were with him. He paced up and down the stage. {Virus had better hurry up with getting that information. We only have a half-hour before this place blows sky-high. If he's trying to get security camera footage of Wavedancer from the Pit again, I'm going to knock that techno-nerd's teeth out!}
"BUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!" Road Pig belched in a dignitary's face. The white-and- pink-haired Dreadnok held a chicken leg. "Excuse me." Donald added. "This chicken is a gastronomic delight." Road Pig took over again. "And it's real good, too!"
"And the punch ain't too bad, but it needs some help from our friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam." Ripper poured some alcohol in the punch.
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(Outside)
"YIIIIIIII!!!!!" Pyro leapt out of the way of a water blast that the Shark- oid used to try and drown him. "I HATE WATER!!! WATER IS AN EVIL, EVIL THING!!!!"
"RAHHHH!!!!" Thunderbird and Blob double-teamed the Bear-oid, trading punches left and right with the creature. Dazzler screamed and ran, blasting light bursts at her clone, a half-mink creature.
"GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" Dazzler screamed.
"You kids had better hurry!" Mindbender cackled insanely. "We planted a surprise inside the building."
"What kind of surprise?" Lance yelled as he grappled with the coyote monster, earth shaking around them.
"A bomb." Mindbender laughed. "After Virus gets all the information that the anti-terrorist conference records, the Dreadnoks will blow the place, taking those lousy Joes with it! And you can't do a thing about it! Even if you do defeat the creatures, you'll never be able to get through the forcefield." Mindbender checked his watch. "And you only have around 28 minutes." The Misfit teams seethed.
Oh man! The pressure is on for our favorite mutants! Can the East and West Coast Misfit teams stop the clones and save their Joe team-mates? Can the Joes escape? Can the gang save the conference? Find out in the next exciting chapter!