Beast War
To Aaron: Yeah, I remember Perry Saturn's old "You're Welcome" gimmick. I wonder what happened to that guy. He just up and vanished! His Moppy thing was so funny.
To Sparky Genocide: Well, old Croc-Boy can't resist the chance to get himself a good fight. As for the Superstars, well, here's their instruments:
Paul: Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Keyboard Lila: Vocals, Rhythm Guitar (Does some solo work on occasion), Keyboard Lance: Backup Vocals, Lead Guitar Craig: Backup Vocals, Bass Guitar John: Backup Vocals, Drums, Percussion
As for the songwriter, you'd have to assume it's John. In the comics, Pyro was a journalist and a novelist, and Red Witch paints John as a writer by hobby, so you'd assume he can write a song. Lila helps on occasion. As for their favorite groups, their look was very KISS-based. I assume they've heard of those bands. Personally, I've only heard of Queensryche, Krokus, Saxon, Priest, Cooper, and Maiden. Never heard of those other bands on that list.
To Red Witch: Glad I could make you chuckle. As for the putting up one or two chapters a day, I see your point. Anyway, I hope you like this next chapter!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Leathersuit can never resist the chance to get in a good fight. Let's find out what happens next!
To Metal Dragon1: Here's some more for you!
Chapter 6: The Day is Saved!
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(Inside the convention center)
"YO JOE!!!!" Kicker, Jester, Spirit, and Roadblock charged the main hall.
"Get down now!" Kicker ordered. The hostages hid under tables right then and here.
"Bloody Joes!" Zartan fired his laser rifle. The other Dreadnoks fired their weapons, and Virus was inside his robot.
{I hope Mindbender remembers to bring me Althea alive} Virus sighed mentally. He fired his blasters at the Joes.
"What do we do?" Kicker asked.
"Well, we need to beat the robot. It might take everything we got." Roadblock replied.
"I know!" Jester grinned as he saw the fire hose. "Cover me!" The pilot raced to the hose and let it rip.
"Jester, watch it!" Spirit yelled.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Jester laughed insanely as he soaked the Dreadnoks and completely short-circuited Virus's robot.
"AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Virus screamed as the pain forced him out of the robot. "Oh man, that really hurts." He got knocked out by Kicker.
"Okay, now to check on Lady Jaye." Spirit activated his Joe-Com. "Lady Jaye, is the bomb defused?"
"Almost. Firestorm, tell BR to quit screeching! What's his problem?!"
"Sorry. He's just cranky." Firestorm responded. "Okay, now cut the blue wire."
"Got it!" Lady Jaye smiled.
"Hey, the forcefield's going down!" Roadblock noticed.
"Let's give the kids a hand!" Jester said.
"I'll take care of that." Gunbarrel came up and noticed the creatures through the window. He pulled out one of the rifles on his back and checked it.
"What is that gun for?" Kicker asked. Gunbarrel smirked.
"Hunting." The Malibu Joe walked outside calmly and noticed the battle between the creatures and the two Misfit teams. He calmed aimed and took one creature down with each shot.
"WHAT?!" Mindbender roared.
"What'd you do? You liked animals!" Ace wondered in shock. Gunbarrel laughed.
"Check out their necks." He grinned. The kids did so. Imbedded in each creature's neck was a small dart. "Tranquilizers. I made this Tranc Cannon a while back. Good thing I brought it."
"You ruined Cobra's plans for the last time AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Mindbender went down, knocked out by a scream from Siryn.
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(An hour later)
"ARRGH!!!!" Virus screamed as two big MPs carried him off. "This is all your fault, Toad! Your fault! I will free you Althea! Arrest Toad! He's got my girlfriend hostage! It's his fault! It's always his fault!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up blaming me for American Idol!" Toad groaned.
"I think he's jealous because he's not a mere shred of the man you are, Toddles." Althea grinned, giving Todd a kiss on the cheek.
"You kids are incredible!" One of the VIP's grinned. "How do you kids do it?"
"Because we can." The Starrs said in unison, Paul and Ace grinning. The kids were given medals. Unbeknownst to them, Mystique was watching, disguised as a pretty reporter.
{Two new teams of Misfits, huh? Well, I...uh oh.} She turned around and saw General Whithalf grin at her. "Yipe!" She ran off and Whithalf gave chase. The old general had come to check on the kids.
"Wait, I just want your name!" Whithalf called.
"Magnus, you are a dead man." Mystique grumbled.
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(The Pit)
The two Misfit teams met up to celebrate, and the usual insanity followed.
"OWWWWWWCH!!!! WANDA!!! X23!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!" Wanda and X23, covered in paint, were whacking Pietro with baseball bats.
"YOU ARE A JABRONI, SUNFIRE!!!!" Kyle roared at the Japanese mutant.
"CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU ARE TOAST THUNDERBOLT!!!!!" Sunfire roared back at the Boston native.
"I HATE THAT COYOTE!!!!" Lance banged his head on the table.
"COME TO MAMA, TODDLES!!!" Althea squealed.
"TRINITY!!!! LEAVE MY PANTS ALONE!!!!" Thunderbird hollered.
"HEY, WHO ATE MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?" Blob yelled. The other kids were hooting, hollering, yelling, laughing and throwing food. The adults were watching.
"The adults engage in this stuff back at Malibu Base." Kicker grinned.
"Yeah. Wipe-Out and Jester usually start most of them by throwing stuff at Hardcase." Gunbarrel laughed. "Gonzalez is none too happy with that."
"Yeah, but the man's nuts with food. He's wayyyyy too inventive!" The Joes heard Kyle say.
"Why do I get the feeling that this is not the end of our adventures?" Spirit groaned.
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(An empty beach in Malibu)
"Look, I can appreciate the fact that you don't mind that I have blue skin, but please LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" Mystique screamed as Whithalf chased her. With a groan, she morphed into a cheetah and ran at top speed. She looked behind and she was shocked. {HOW IS HE ABLE TO KEEP UP!?!?}
Well, another adventure comes to an end! Will the East and West Coast Misfits team up again? Will Mystique be able to get away from General Whithalf? What more adventures will happen? Find out in our next story! This is L1701E signing off!
To Aaron: Yeah, I remember Perry Saturn's old "You're Welcome" gimmick. I wonder what happened to that guy. He just up and vanished! His Moppy thing was so funny.
To Sparky Genocide: Well, old Croc-Boy can't resist the chance to get himself a good fight. As for the Superstars, well, here's their instruments:
Paul: Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Keyboard Lila: Vocals, Rhythm Guitar (Does some solo work on occasion), Keyboard Lance: Backup Vocals, Lead Guitar Craig: Backup Vocals, Bass Guitar John: Backup Vocals, Drums, Percussion
As for the songwriter, you'd have to assume it's John. In the comics, Pyro was a journalist and a novelist, and Red Witch paints John as a writer by hobby, so you'd assume he can write a song. Lila helps on occasion. As for their favorite groups, their look was very KISS-based. I assume they've heard of those bands. Personally, I've only heard of Queensryche, Krokus, Saxon, Priest, Cooper, and Maiden. Never heard of those other bands on that list.
To Red Witch: Glad I could make you chuckle. As for the putting up one or two chapters a day, I see your point. Anyway, I hope you like this next chapter!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Leathersuit can never resist the chance to get in a good fight. Let's find out what happens next!
To Metal Dragon1: Here's some more for you!
Chapter 6: The Day is Saved!
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(Inside the convention center)
"YO JOE!!!!" Kicker, Jester, Spirit, and Roadblock charged the main hall.
"Get down now!" Kicker ordered. The hostages hid under tables right then and here.
"Bloody Joes!" Zartan fired his laser rifle. The other Dreadnoks fired their weapons, and Virus was inside his robot.
{I hope Mindbender remembers to bring me Althea alive} Virus sighed mentally. He fired his blasters at the Joes.
"What do we do?" Kicker asked.
"Well, we need to beat the robot. It might take everything we got." Roadblock replied.
"I know!" Jester grinned as he saw the fire hose. "Cover me!" The pilot raced to the hose and let it rip.
"Jester, watch it!" Spirit yelled.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Jester laughed insanely as he soaked the Dreadnoks and completely short-circuited Virus's robot.
"AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Virus screamed as the pain forced him out of the robot. "Oh man, that really hurts." He got knocked out by Kicker.
"Okay, now to check on Lady Jaye." Spirit activated his Joe-Com. "Lady Jaye, is the bomb defused?"
"Almost. Firestorm, tell BR to quit screeching! What's his problem?!"
"Sorry. He's just cranky." Firestorm responded. "Okay, now cut the blue wire."
"Got it!" Lady Jaye smiled.
"Hey, the forcefield's going down!" Roadblock noticed.
"Let's give the kids a hand!" Jester said.
"I'll take care of that." Gunbarrel came up and noticed the creatures through the window. He pulled out one of the rifles on his back and checked it.
"What is that gun for?" Kicker asked. Gunbarrel smirked.
"Hunting." The Malibu Joe walked outside calmly and noticed the battle between the creatures and the two Misfit teams. He calmed aimed and took one creature down with each shot.
"WHAT?!" Mindbender roared.
"What'd you do? You liked animals!" Ace wondered in shock. Gunbarrel laughed.
"Check out their necks." He grinned. The kids did so. Imbedded in each creature's neck was a small dart. "Tranquilizers. I made this Tranc Cannon a while back. Good thing I brought it."
"You ruined Cobra's plans for the last time AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Mindbender went down, knocked out by a scream from Siryn.
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(An hour later)
"ARRGH!!!!" Virus screamed as two big MPs carried him off. "This is all your fault, Toad! Your fault! I will free you Althea! Arrest Toad! He's got my girlfriend hostage! It's his fault! It's always his fault!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up blaming me for American Idol!" Toad groaned.
"I think he's jealous because he's not a mere shred of the man you are, Toddles." Althea grinned, giving Todd a kiss on the cheek.
"You kids are incredible!" One of the VIP's grinned. "How do you kids do it?"
"Because we can." The Starrs said in unison, Paul and Ace grinning. The kids were given medals. Unbeknownst to them, Mystique was watching, disguised as a pretty reporter.
{Two new teams of Misfits, huh? Well, I...uh oh.} She turned around and saw General Whithalf grin at her. "Yipe!" She ran off and Whithalf gave chase. The old general had come to check on the kids.
"Wait, I just want your name!" Whithalf called.
"Magnus, you are a dead man." Mystique grumbled.
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(The Pit)
The two Misfit teams met up to celebrate, and the usual insanity followed.
"OWWWWWWCH!!!! WANDA!!! X23!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!" Wanda and X23, covered in paint, were whacking Pietro with baseball bats.
"YOU ARE A JABRONI, SUNFIRE!!!!" Kyle roared at the Japanese mutant.
"CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU ARE TOAST THUNDERBOLT!!!!!" Sunfire roared back at the Boston native.
"I HATE THAT COYOTE!!!!" Lance banged his head on the table.
"COME TO MAMA, TODDLES!!!" Althea squealed.
"TRINITY!!!! LEAVE MY PANTS ALONE!!!!" Thunderbird hollered.
"HEY, WHO ATE MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?" Blob yelled. The other kids were hooting, hollering, yelling, laughing and throwing food. The adults were watching.
"The adults engage in this stuff back at Malibu Base." Kicker grinned.
"Yeah. Wipe-Out and Jester usually start most of them by throwing stuff at Hardcase." Gunbarrel laughed. "Gonzalez is none too happy with that."
"Yeah, but the man's nuts with food. He's wayyyyy too inventive!" The Joes heard Kyle say.
"Why do I get the feeling that this is not the end of our adventures?" Spirit groaned.
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(An empty beach in Malibu)
"Look, I can appreciate the fact that you don't mind that I have blue skin, but please LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" Mystique screamed as Whithalf chased her. With a groan, she morphed into a cheetah and ran at top speed. She looked behind and she was shocked. {HOW IS HE ABLE TO KEEP UP!?!?}
Well, another adventure comes to an end! Will the East and West Coast Misfits team up again? Will Mystique be able to get away from General Whithalf? What more adventures will happen? Find out in our next story! This is L1701E signing off!