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Chapter 15:
"Ano Inuyasha?"
"Nani Miroku?" He sighed.
"So how did you two work it out this time?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Okay fine you don't have to tell me; I thought we were friends and all."
"I of course had to apologize for wearing her out and oh."
"Oh what? Go on."
"I apologized to her mom."
"For what?"
"She sorta walked in on us."
"NANI? You did that in her room?"
"No! Baka! See why I don't tell you nothin'? We were just hugging. Her mom was completely okay with it."
"Okay." Miroku smirked, "You have it made my man." He patted him on the back.
"There ahead: that cave." Inuyasha sniffed the air. *Sniff* *Sniff* "It's not youkai."
"That's good to hear." They cautiously walked into the deep, dark cavern. At the back of the cave a small fire was lit.
"That must be her." Miroku said pointing at a small hunched over figure beside the fire.
"What do you want?" A raspy voice asked.
"We just want to ask a few questions milady." Miroku said eloquently.
"Yeah! Why the hell have you been cursing the village?"
"Inuyasha! Excuse him milady. Have you been cursing this peaceful village?"
"Hai! And what's it to you?" She snapped back.
"Well the villages have sent us to dispose of you."
"Miroku! Why did you tell her all that? Aho!" Inuyasha elbowed him.
"Dispose of me you say? How dare they! Always bothering me. His family and hometown should suffer for the pains I've been put through."
"My dear lady may I ask what is it that has troubled you?"
"It is such a long story, but I will tell it to you." She started speaking, "My fiance after he had learned I was bearing his child was overjoyed. We were married immediately so as not to look suspicious in the eyes of the townfolk. Well, I gave birth to his son, but alas the baby was born dead. He was furious and he left me. I later found out he was seeing another. He was using me only to give him heirs. Late one night as he slept by my side, I took my dagger and killed him." She said coolly almost proud of herself. "It was then I retreated up here. I placed this curse as revenge. When I die the curse shall die with me."
"This lady's a psycho, Miroku!"
"You can't really blame her though, she was betrayed. But I agree this has gone far enough. Milady it is our duty to ask: Will you not remove this curse and live in peace?"
"Of course not! Why would I? I hate men! For this intrusion I shall curse you both!" She started waving her hands around in a flowing motion, reciting a spell that they couldn't understand.
"What the hell is she doing? I'm gonna blast her!" But before he had the time to react he was swept off of his feet by an icy cold wind. He landed outside of the cave, holding his hand to his head. He scratched his head, but no relief. He looked at his hand; it had Miroku's rosary and purple cloth on it. 'What the f***?' Inuyasha stood up and felt a breeze under his clothes. He pulled on his fire rat robe to find it was Miroku's purple robe. "What the hell did you do bitch!?" He grasped his throat; it was also Miroku's. He looked around to find the monk. Inuyasha sniffed around, but his keen senses were gone. He looked behind himself to find his body get up.
"What the heck happened?" The other Inuyasha said, grasping his throat. He looked down at his hands. "Claws? Inuyasha's claws?" He pulled on his hair. "Silver hair?" He looked over at himself. "Oi! That's me! Who are you?"
"Inuyasha dumbass! Who are you and what are you doing in my body?"
"Inuyasha it's me Miroku." It was very odd hearing himself talk. "I think she switched our bodies; that was her curse on us."
"My, my aren't you observant. If you want to get out of this curse you must do something for me." The two stared at each other.
"ANYTHING!" They both cried.
"Bring the woman who my husband was cheating on me with and if she is dead bring me her offspring."
"What do you plan to do with the person?" Miroku(Inuyasha's body)asked.
"Kill them of course."
"How about we just kill you!" Inuyasha(Miroku's body)said pointing what he thought to be the Tetsusaiga, but instead it was the Houshi's staff. He growled, "Dammit!"
"Oi! Be careful with that! It's not a toy Inuyasha!"
"Keh!" Miroku chuckled at Inuyasha's famous comment coming out of his mouth.
"I would never say something like that. Now Milady.."
"And I would never say anything fancy like that!" It was rather comical seeing the two argue about what each other sounded like.
"Anyway, please milady would you be so kind to lift this curse another way?"
"There is one other way, demo why would I tell you two idiots that?! Hmph! Now bring me what I want! If you do I shall lift both curses, off of the village and you."
"Baba!" Inuyasha tried to snarl or growl. It just didn't work, there was no inu youkai in this body. "Why would we hand over someone to be killed?" He was annoyed by Miroku's clothing. "Oi! Miroku!" Miroku just stared dumbfounded at him, he was taking this rather well. "Give me my goddamn clothes!" This dress thing is itchy."
"No way. I'm not undressing. Besides," He pulled on the fire rat robe, "I rather like this." Inuyasha narrowed his eyes.
"Don't get used to it." He grumbled, "Let's go."
"Huh? Aren't we gonna you know?" He took his clawed finger and motioned to cutting his neck. Inuyasha nodded. He charged the woman with his nails out yelling, "Sankon Tessou!" Miroku fell to the ground laughing. The woman only pushed him back with her barrier spell she had cast. Embarrased, he crawled back to the spot he was standing and sat down swearing under his breath.
"Whoa! I can hear you!"
"No shit."
"Lemme try and attack." Miroku drew out the sword; Inuyasha raised his eyebrow. "This is heavier than you make it to look, Inuyasha. Well here goes nothing! Kaze no Kizu!" He swung the sword wildly.
"Oi! Miroku you almost hit me!"
"Gomen, gomen...hehehe.." He sighed. "This is hopeless. We'll shall be back!" He grabbed Inuyasha by the collar and dragged him from the vicinity.
"Oi! Let me go!" Miroku(Inuyasha)let him drop to the ground. "Ow! That hurt you know! Dammit if I were in my body that woulda been nothing. You just gave your body a bruise idiot! On your ass no less!"
"Inuyasha does it look like I care?" He sighed again. "We gotta find another way to break this curse. I don't want to do what she asks of us to do." Inuyasha dusted off the robe and became serious, listening to 'himself' talk.
"Yeah I understand. I don't like this one bit; I feel useless."
"Oh gee thanks. Oh and by the way don't even think of using that." He pointed to his Kazaana. "Not until you learn."
"By the way Miroku. Tetsusaiga is mine! Don't you get any ideas either, not until you learn!" Both of them glared at each other and then sighed.
"What are we gonna tell the girls?" Inuyasha put his hand on his head as if he already had a headache from the thought.
"This was all your idea Miroku! Oh sure we'll help, yeah for money."
"Huh? Don't pin this all on me; Kagome-sama gave you those puppy dog eyes and you went soft!" The two didn't stop arguing the whole way back. The girls were in for a big surprise...
Please Review! I want to know what you think..is it good or horrible? What?! I want to know! Feedback please! Or like I said before I'll stop posting this...please don't make me..I know I'm whining so what?! Lol..yay 4 day weekend!!!!! I'll be posting a lot if you review!!!!! This story does have up to 30 chapters and it's still going!!!
Chapter 15:
"Ano Inuyasha?"
"Nani Miroku?" He sighed.
"So how did you two work it out this time?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Okay fine you don't have to tell me; I thought we were friends and all."
"I of course had to apologize for wearing her out and oh."
"Oh what? Go on."
"I apologized to her mom."
"For what?"
"She sorta walked in on us."
"NANI? You did that in her room?"
"No! Baka! See why I don't tell you nothin'? We were just hugging. Her mom was completely okay with it."
"Okay." Miroku smirked, "You have it made my man." He patted him on the back.
"There ahead: that cave." Inuyasha sniffed the air. *Sniff* *Sniff* "It's not youkai."
"That's good to hear." They cautiously walked into the deep, dark cavern. At the back of the cave a small fire was lit.
"That must be her." Miroku said pointing at a small hunched over figure beside the fire.
"What do you want?" A raspy voice asked.
"We just want to ask a few questions milady." Miroku said eloquently.
"Yeah! Why the hell have you been cursing the village?"
"Inuyasha! Excuse him milady. Have you been cursing this peaceful village?"
"Hai! And what's it to you?" She snapped back.
"Well the villages have sent us to dispose of you."
"Miroku! Why did you tell her all that? Aho!" Inuyasha elbowed him.
"Dispose of me you say? How dare they! Always bothering me. His family and hometown should suffer for the pains I've been put through."
"My dear lady may I ask what is it that has troubled you?"
"It is such a long story, but I will tell it to you." She started speaking, "My fiance after he had learned I was bearing his child was overjoyed. We were married immediately so as not to look suspicious in the eyes of the townfolk. Well, I gave birth to his son, but alas the baby was born dead. He was furious and he left me. I later found out he was seeing another. He was using me only to give him heirs. Late one night as he slept by my side, I took my dagger and killed him." She said coolly almost proud of herself. "It was then I retreated up here. I placed this curse as revenge. When I die the curse shall die with me."
"This lady's a psycho, Miroku!"
"You can't really blame her though, she was betrayed. But I agree this has gone far enough. Milady it is our duty to ask: Will you not remove this curse and live in peace?"
"Of course not! Why would I? I hate men! For this intrusion I shall curse you both!" She started waving her hands around in a flowing motion, reciting a spell that they couldn't understand.
"What the hell is she doing? I'm gonna blast her!" But before he had the time to react he was swept off of his feet by an icy cold wind. He landed outside of the cave, holding his hand to his head. He scratched his head, but no relief. He looked at his hand; it had Miroku's rosary and purple cloth on it. 'What the f***?' Inuyasha stood up and felt a breeze under his clothes. He pulled on his fire rat robe to find it was Miroku's purple robe. "What the hell did you do bitch!?" He grasped his throat; it was also Miroku's. He looked around to find the monk. Inuyasha sniffed around, but his keen senses were gone. He looked behind himself to find his body get up.
"What the heck happened?" The other Inuyasha said, grasping his throat. He looked down at his hands. "Claws? Inuyasha's claws?" He pulled on his hair. "Silver hair?" He looked over at himself. "Oi! That's me! Who are you?"
"Inuyasha dumbass! Who are you and what are you doing in my body?"
"Inuyasha it's me Miroku." It was very odd hearing himself talk. "I think she switched our bodies; that was her curse on us."
"My, my aren't you observant. If you want to get out of this curse you must do something for me." The two stared at each other.
"ANYTHING!" They both cried.
"Bring the woman who my husband was cheating on me with and if she is dead bring me her offspring."
"What do you plan to do with the person?" Miroku(Inuyasha's body)asked.
"Kill them of course."
"How about we just kill you!" Inuyasha(Miroku's body)said pointing what he thought to be the Tetsusaiga, but instead it was the Houshi's staff. He growled, "Dammit!"
"Oi! Be careful with that! It's not a toy Inuyasha!"
"Keh!" Miroku chuckled at Inuyasha's famous comment coming out of his mouth.
"I would never say something like that. Now Milady.."
"And I would never say anything fancy like that!" It was rather comical seeing the two argue about what each other sounded like.
"Anyway, please milady would you be so kind to lift this curse another way?"
"There is one other way, demo why would I tell you two idiots that?! Hmph! Now bring me what I want! If you do I shall lift both curses, off of the village and you."
"Baba!" Inuyasha tried to snarl or growl. It just didn't work, there was no inu youkai in this body. "Why would we hand over someone to be killed?" He was annoyed by Miroku's clothing. "Oi! Miroku!" Miroku just stared dumbfounded at him, he was taking this rather well. "Give me my goddamn clothes!" This dress thing is itchy."
"No way. I'm not undressing. Besides," He pulled on the fire rat robe, "I rather like this." Inuyasha narrowed his eyes.
"Don't get used to it." He grumbled, "Let's go."
"Huh? Aren't we gonna you know?" He took his clawed finger and motioned to cutting his neck. Inuyasha nodded. He charged the woman with his nails out yelling, "Sankon Tessou!" Miroku fell to the ground laughing. The woman only pushed him back with her barrier spell she had cast. Embarrased, he crawled back to the spot he was standing and sat down swearing under his breath.
"Whoa! I can hear you!"
"No shit."
"Lemme try and attack." Miroku drew out the sword; Inuyasha raised his eyebrow. "This is heavier than you make it to look, Inuyasha. Well here goes nothing! Kaze no Kizu!" He swung the sword wildly.
"Oi! Miroku you almost hit me!"
"Gomen, gomen...hehehe.." He sighed. "This is hopeless. We'll shall be back!" He grabbed Inuyasha by the collar and dragged him from the vicinity.
"Oi! Let me go!" Miroku(Inuyasha)let him drop to the ground. "Ow! That hurt you know! Dammit if I were in my body that woulda been nothing. You just gave your body a bruise idiot! On your ass no less!"
"Inuyasha does it look like I care?" He sighed again. "We gotta find another way to break this curse. I don't want to do what she asks of us to do." Inuyasha dusted off the robe and became serious, listening to 'himself' talk.
"Yeah I understand. I don't like this one bit; I feel useless."
"Oh gee thanks. Oh and by the way don't even think of using that." He pointed to his Kazaana. "Not until you learn."
"By the way Miroku. Tetsusaiga is mine! Don't you get any ideas either, not until you learn!" Both of them glared at each other and then sighed.
"What are we gonna tell the girls?" Inuyasha put his hand on his head as if he already had a headache from the thought.
"This was all your idea Miroku! Oh sure we'll help, yeah for money."
"Huh? Don't pin this all on me; Kagome-sama gave you those puppy dog eyes and you went soft!" The two didn't stop arguing the whole way back. The girls were in for a big surprise...
Please Review! I want to know what you think..is it good or horrible? What?! I want to know! Feedback please! Or like I said before I'll stop posting this...please don't make me..I know I'm whining so what?! Lol..yay 4 day weekend!!!!! I'll be posting a lot if you review!!!!! This story does have up to 30 chapters and it's still going!!!