the Thief's getting busy
By Arakiisjogenius
Princess Thief claims fallen Princess
Izuku Midoriya is a man who can never be satisfied! Just three days prior, the infamous Midoriya attacked another country to claim its princess. The Germa Kingdom, fabled for its military power was ravaged by Izuku Midoriya and his first victim, Yamato the Oni-hime. Over the course of eighteen hours, they destroyed most of the mobile kingdom's infrastructure, released their Den Den Mushis into the wild, and stole much of Germa's fabled blueprints and designs. Judge Vinsmoke and his sons were left in critical condition and may not make it through the night. The princess of the kingdom nd Judge;s only daughter, Reiju, was seen negotiating with the Vigilante and presumably went with him as a willing captive to spare her family and the remains of her kingdom.
But this is not the most shocking news, dear reader. According to witness testimony, the Princess Thief's plan to restore his race may be underway! Yamato was reported as having a slightly distended stomach and spoke to Izuku about the needs of "the baby". Could the rumors be true that Midoriya is gathering worthy women to repopulate his people?! Only time will tell.
In Wano, the Beast Pirates, from the lowliest waiter to King himself cowered as Kaido read over the news. The silence seemed to stretch eternally before he spoke:
"I'm a grandfather?"
He turned to look at his rotund subordinate. Queen nearly soiled himself in fear and not even King would mock him for it.
"Queen, you are an expert on genetic engineering and worked with pregnant women in the past, correct?"
"Y-yes Lord Kaido."
"Is it possible? Can Yamato already be pregnant and showing?"
"W-well, Lord Kaido, it usually takes a woman 12 to 16 weeks to show a baby bump, and it has only been 9 weeks since that thief absconded with your daughter," Queen paused, and realised something. "Actually, with this time frame, I really don't think she could be showing even if the child were conceived the day she was taken."
Queen hastily assured his master. "It is very likely that it is just confirmation bias, sir! People see things that aren't there based on their preconceptions!"
"Hmmm"
"That is it! We left Uta behind so she could be safe! I refuse to let anyone treat her as a baby factory! Boys! We're getting my daughter back!"
Yamato frowned as she looked at the paper, Uta cooing over the Wotan baby they had found last week.
"Izuku, have I gotten fat?"
"No," Was the immediate reply. Izuku knew how to answer that question.
"I love you so much, yes I do!"
"Uta really likes that baby."
"Yeah, I think she'll make a good mom someday."
"No..." Sanji trembled as he looked at the morning paper.
"NO!"