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(October 29th)
(School Festival)

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!" announced a festival runner. "Come try out goldfish scooping provided by the Newspaper Club. See if you have what it takes to catch and keep a goldfish for yourself."

The girls who passed by the booth took a good long look at who was running the goldfish scooping game...

"MAKO-SAN..."

"...IN A KIMONO..."

"...A PINK KIMONO..."

The girls quickly rushed up to the booth, frightening and crowding the poor pink-haired boy.

"Oh my...your business must be blooming, Mako-san! I would like to play too," A male teacher suddenly joined the stand and actually started playing the game—unlike the girls who just wanted to be near Mako. "Ooh, I just LOVE scooping fish!"

"Easy for YOU to stay!" Mako cried out. "You're the only one actually PLAYING! EVERYONE IELSE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN ME! IN FACT, WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE BACK OFF A BIT?! I'M GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE! I—"

*SNATCH*

Tsuki suddenly rushed in snatched Mako by the arm, taking him far away from the annoying boys.

"Wow! Nobody was at our stand originally," said Tsuki in the school sometime later, "but then YOU showed up and all the girls went CRAZY over goldfish scooping. That reminds me, Yōkai Academy's school festival is really lively with lots of graduate students reattending. They're also following the school's regulations by staying in their human form...just like what Houki-san wanted..."

"Hey, Tsuki...I have to tell you something: I...I never participated in a festival before," SAID Mako embarrassingly. "But THAT makes me happy...that my first one...is with YOU! Which reminds...I was wondering if you'd like to...to..."

Tsuki turned her head at Mako's place, taking a long glance at his yukata.

Blushing a little bit, the couple looked into each other's eyes.

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kōmura Nazo says:

Wow, I can't remember when we've had something like THIS before. WHEE!

"...*BLOW* You DO know the school doesn't allow sexually explicit relationships, right?"

Tsuki and Mako suddenly jumped back at the sight of Mizo standing right between them, respectively shouting, "EEK!" and "YIKES!"

"Man, I take my eyes off you for five seconds and you're trying to seduce him with your pink yukata," berated the ice goth.

"Says the gothic eavesdropper who keeps stalking Tsuki!" the pink-haired vampire shouted.

*CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE*

But Mizo responded by encasing him in ice. "So Tsuki," he then said to the human brunette, "my father came to visit and the school festival and...I kinda told him you and I were dating..."

"'Father'?! You have a dad!" Tsuki exclaimed. Just then, she noticed a man behind a pillar staring at him. "What the hell?! He's staring at me like Mizo does!"

"Oh, hey, dad. Come on out and say hi to my girlfriend."

"'G-G-G-G-GIRLFRIEND'!"

"Could you please just pretend for the time being?" Mizo whispered into his girlfriend's ear. "I been telling him that we've been dating since you saved me from that gym bitch."

Later that day, the group sat down at a table outside (except the unfrozen Mako)

"It's an honor to meet the girl who saved my son from the pedophilic gym teacher. I am Mizo's father: Shirayuki Fubuki," said Mizo's father. He looked just like his son (right down to having the cigarette in his mouth) but wore ALL black clothes along with black hair, lipstick, and eyeliner. "My little boy has me a lot about you," he continued in a polite tone.

Tsuki became instantly shocked. "Wow...despite looking a lot scarier than Mizo, he seems NICER..."

"Huh? Who's the dude with pink hair?"

"Him?" Mizo pointed to the pink-haired vampire boy. "Oh, he's just some pervy stalkers who keeps biting my boyfriend's neck."

Mako opened his mouth and widened his eyes at the accusation. "'Bite'?! Well, that IS true, but NOT for the reasons you think!"

"So, Tsuki-san," Mr. Shirayuki said to Mizo's "girlfriend", "have you ever thought of marrying my son yet?"

"'MARRYING'?!" Tsuki jumped out of her chair in shock.

"Of course. You ARE Mizo's girlfriend after all."

"Oh, well..." Tsuki sat down and scratched the back of her head in embarrassment. "...I haven't really considered marriage yet..."

"...'haven't...really...considered...marriage'..."

*CRACKLE*

Ice spikes soon shot out of Mr. Shirayuki's cup and one of nearly impaled Tsuki's head.

"ACK! And by considered, I mean...ABSOLUTELY!"

"Oh, sorry about that. That tends to happen when I get angry. So, when is your ceremony?"

"...'Ceremony'? In-In-In just a few days!"

"Oh man! I guess you CAN judge a book by its cover sometimes," thought Mako.

"Well, in ANY case, I'm gonna go check out check the festival. See ya for dinner tonight." And so, getting up and bowing, Mr. Shirayuki departed.

As soon as he was gone, Tsuki jumped out of her seat and grabbed Mizo by front of his chest. "MARRIAGE?!" she screamed at his face. "YOU TOLD HIM WE WERE GETTING MARRIED?!"

"'Marriage'? Oh no no no no no no! I think my father's just jumping the gun a bit too early," the ice goth claimed. "He can be really demanding sometimes, but I promise you: he's a—"

"TSUKI!"

Suddenly, Tsuki was tackled and groped by an aqua-haired boy. "I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER YOU! HE'S IN HERE! COME ON IN!"

Following close behind Kumaru was a stripper-looking man; he had blue jeans, a black bow tie, a white tank-top, aqua hair long than his son, and some pretty vulgar tattoos on his shoulders.

"Tsuki, I would like you to meet my mother: Kurono Akiharu."

"Well, you must be Aono Tsuki, the fiancée of my little boy," said Mr. Kurono.

"'F-FIANCÉE'!" Tsuki screamed.

"That's right!" Mr. Kurono suddenly embraced Tsuki, pressing his hard chest against her face. "You know, my son may be pervy, but he's actually been pure and innocent since the day he was born. You're free to go down on him anytime you like...in fact, you can do it tonight..."

The words Kumaru's father spoke caused blood to waterfall down her nose, but then she snapped back to reality. "Tonight?! Oh, I'm sorry, I—"

"Oh, you're not that experienced?" Just then, Mr. Kurono took Tsuki's hand and moved it into his shirt from the top. "In THAT case, I'd be happy to use MY body help teach you—"

"D-DAD! WHAT THE HELL?!" Kumaru furiously kicked his father off of his "fiancée". "ARE YOU INSANE?! GET LOST! NOT"

"Alright, kiddo, I'm going. See ya later tonight for dinner. You too, Tsuki-chan..." With a wink at the nose-bleeding girl, Mr. Kurono departed as well.

"Oh great! TWO fathers are forcing me marry their sons?" Sitting back down, Tsuki grabbed the back of her head in distraught.

"Tsuki-san!" Suddenly, a pre-teen wizard jumped onto the human brunette and hugged him while pushing his face into his cleavage. "I'm so glad I found you! I'd like to introduce you to my parents: Fujiko and Tamanori!" Behind Yukinari were two adults with wands: Fujiko, the mother, wore a traditional witch suit, while Tamanori, had a blond moustache and wore and greenish sweater.

"Why, it's a pleasure to meet you, Tsuki-san," Mrs. Sendo said with a bow.

"*SCOFF* Everyone's so lucky..."

Tsuki suddenly noticed Mako looking away from them in disgust. Then she saw him running away. "Mako-san! Wait!" she called out as she chased after him. Mizo was the only one noticed Mako and Tsuki's departure.

Later that night, Kumaru was waiting with his father.

"Sheesh, what time is it?" Mr. Kurono looked at his watch. "Tsuki-chan's late. She promised to have dinner with us."

"Relax, dad. She'll DEFINITELY come," said his son. "Unless...she really DID pick that snow goth over me."

"Hey, Kumaru-kun! Sorry I'm late."

Suddenly, the two incubi saw Tsuki rushing up to them.

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Kumaru ran up to the human brunette to embrace her. "See, dad? I TOLD you she'd come!"

And so, the trip spent their night walking around the carnival, but Tsuki seemed to be sweating...a lot.

"Sheesh, Tsuki-chan, calm down. You're making your shirt wet...and see through." Tempted by his incubus nature, Kumaru grabbed Tsuki's breasts and—

"Wait a sec! How can you be sweating when your body feels...COLD?!" Kumaru began blushing in confusion.

"Hey, Mizo! Sorry I'm late."

The two incubi suddenly heard Tsuki's voice...but not coming out of Tsuki's mouth?

"See, dad? Tsuki came like a TOLD you."

Kumaru and his father suddenly noticed the snow gothic father and son with...

"TSUKI-CHAN!" exclaimed the incubus boy.

The two snow goths suddenly spotted the incubus family as well with...

"TSUKI-SAN!" exclaimed Mr. Shirayuki.

"What the hell's goin' on here?!" asked Mr. Kurono.

"Wait! Is this Yukinari-kun's doing?" asked Kumaru suspiciously.

"*SIGH* Wrong..."

*SMASH*

Using his ice claws, Mizo slashed the two Tsuki's, turning them into ice shard. "Remember: I can create puppets out of anybody."

"YOU DID THIS SHIT?!" Mizo screamed into the snow goth's face. "WHY?!"

"...Because Tsuki felt troubled about being forced into a relationship with me for my father's benefits...and MINE," Mizo explained. "Unlike YOU, I ain't gonna disregard her feelings for my happiness..."

"WHAT?! YOU KNOW I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I...I...I JUST WANTED MY FATHER TO KNOW I HAD SOMEONE TO BREED THE NEXT GENERATION SO HE WOULDN'T GET MAD AND—"

"Excuse me...?"

"I'm sorry...WHAT was that...?"

Just then, Kumaru and Mizo arguing boys felt a hellish chill as they suddenly noticed their respective fathers glaring at them in suspicious glare.

"Uh oh..."

"Busted..."

Kōmura Nazo says:

Looks like the jig is up. WHEE!

Meanwhile, up on the rooftop, Mako stood lonely on the rooftops, looking over the festival. "*SIGH* Everyone's lucky they got a family to accompany them. And Tsuki might be having a fun time. Me? I...I was going to ask Tsuki to accompany me after I sucked her blood, but—"

*CREEK*

"Mako-san!" The brunette girl came in through the door.

"Tsuki!" exclaimed Mako. "What are you doing here? Don't you have dinner plans?"

"It's okay, Mizo actually said she'd 'cancel' them for me."

"Well...why are you here?"

"To tell you the truth, there's only ONE boy who I promised to spend the night with: Mako-san! And I was wonder if you wanted to try playing some goldfish scooping for the first time..."

And so, in homeroom, Tsuki hosted the goldfish scooping, and Mako, despite this being his first time, actually managed to make many catches thanks to his girlfriend's helpings.

"...You know what I just realized?" Tsuki asked after the game. "I got to meet Kumaru-kun's father, Yukinari-kun's father, and Mizo's father. But I never had a chance to meet anyone from YOUR family, Mako-san."

"MY family? Oh, that's because they NEVER visit me, not my mother, not my father, not even my three brothers back at home..."

"Oh...I'm so sorry, Mako-san. I-I didn't mean—"

"Oh no, it's fine. As long as I'm with you, I couldn't really care less..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..."

They both moved their heads forward and...

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kōmura Nazo says:

As for Kumaru and Mizo, they got yelled at by their overbearing fathers ALL NIGHT LONG. WHEE!

End

Cast:

Akiharu Kurono: Katsuji Mori (Japanese); Troy Baker (English)

Fubuki Shirayuki: Jurota Kosugi (Japanese); D. C. Douglas (English)

Fujiko Sendo: Kimiko Koyama (Japanese); Kate Higgins (English)

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