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*HONK* *HONK*

"Wall, ladies and gentlemen, here we are: Yōkai Academy," said the bus driver.

The many visiting guests stepped off the bus for the second day of Yōkai Academy's school festival. "So, THIS must be Yōkai Academy that my little brother is attending..." said one the guests. He gazed out at the spooky atmosphere of the school. "Looks very suspicious..."

"No way~desu! Mako-san has an older brother?" gasped Yukinari.

"Yeah, I actually have THREE brothers: two OLDER brothers, one YOUNGER brother; I'm the third of four boys," explained Mako.

Kōmura Nazo says:

I happen to personally know one of the brothers. WHEE!

"That's great to know~desu! I was scared Mako-san was an orphan~desu," thought Yukinari joyfully. "What about YOU, Tsuki-san?"

"Me? I'm an only child, but I DO have a two-year-older cousin who's LIKE an older brother to me, his name is Kyoto," said Tsuki. "He lives nearby my home, so we grew up together like siblings. *SIGH* Kyo-kun is mostly a natural dummy who took care of me whenever my parents were gone."

"What does he look like?" asked Mako.

"Huh? Oh, he looks like...like THAT kid over there..." Tsuki pointed to a young man with short black hair, a Babymetal t-shirt, and baggy brown pants, and green sneakers. "...Wait a minute...K-Kyo-kun—?!"

The boy Tsuki was pointing at suddenly turned to his direction. "Tsu-chan...?! TSU-CHAN?!" Kyoto suddenly embraced her. "OH MY GOD! MY SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY! I WAS SO WORRIED!"

"Kyo-kun! What are you doing here!"

"I was looking all over for you. I wanted to call you, but you didn't have a cell phone, and you wouldn't even call ME! What's wrong with you? You used to follow me around everywhere; you couldn't do anything without me. We even took baths together and I let you—MRPH!"

"Look, I'm sorry I didn't call, but PLEASE don't talk about EVERYTHING in front of my friends!"

Mako and Yukinari widened their eyes in shock with blushing cheeks.

"And for some reason," continued Kyoto, "I couldn't even find Yōkai Academy on the goddamn map."

"Then how'd you even GET here~desu?" asked Yukinari.

"Oh, it's actually quite simple..."

(Flashback; Yesterday)

"Ugh, dammit! Where the hell is that stupid school!" Kyoto frustratingly tried to find Yōkai Academy on his map. "How hard IS it?"

"Hey, kid, did I hear you say that you were trying to find Yōkai Academy?"

Kyoto turned around and noticed a young man standing right behind him. "Who are you?"

"Never mind," said the man. "If you're looking for Yōkai Academy, I got a map to help you find it."

"Really? Hmm...what's the chance?"

"None, none whatsoever; however, I DO have one TINY request you: I need you to deliver this envelope to the school for me." The stranger handed the black-haired boy a yellow envelope."

"...Okay, but why can't YOU deliver it?"

"Well, let's just say I've been to the school, but it was TOO scary that I ended leaving and couldn't bear to go back..."

(End of Flashback)

"And honestly, THAT is why I came here," concluded Kyoto. "If I find ANYTHING scary about this school, I'm taking you back home, Tsu-chan..."

"Oh god!" His cousin gave a panicked expresion. "Yōkai Academy is under protection by the Great Barrier. If they find out Kyo-kun's been investigating them, they'll realize he's a human like me, and he'll get executed for sure. I gotta find a way to make sure she never finds out! But HOW?"

Tsuki and Kyoto began walking around the school, observing every aspect of the school and its festival. "Hmm...this school sure is lively..." said Kyoto. "...A little TOO lively..."

"Sheesh, calm down, Kyo-kun," said Tsuki. "He's just as stubborn back then as he is now."

Mako and Yukinari followed closely behind, hiding around corners so they wouldn't get caught. "Oh man, it seems Tsuki-san's cousin really wants to bring her home~desu," said the wizard pre-teen.

"Cousin or NOT, we can't let him take her away," said Mako. "We've gotta keep him from finding out that Yōkai Academy is a school for monsters!"

"Agreed~desu!"

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Suddenly, an aqua-haired boy in a butler suit leapt out of nowhere onto Tsuki, pushing his face in-between her breasts.

"KUMARU-KUN! What are you doing?!" Tsuki yelled after she pushed him away. "And what are you WEARING?!"

"Oh, our class his doing a butler cafe," explained the incubus butler. "And this is the same outfit that you human would normally wear!"

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I—"

"What, you don't like it? Okay, I'll just take it off you..."

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..."

But Kumaru began stripping his butler outfit, starting with his pants. As he began to drop them down, his briefs slowly began being exposed and his incubus tail—

*BANG*

A golden washtub was suddenly dropped onto his head, knocking him out and making him fall backwards to hide his tail.

"C-Come on, Kyo-kun, let's go play some goldfish scooping!" Tsuki frantically pushed her cousin to the Newspaper Clubroom as Kumaru's body was dragged away by Mako and Yukinari.

"Ah, Tsuki! I'm glad you made it. Wanna play some goldfish scooping?"

*CRACKLE*

Mizo, wearing a yukata, stuck his icicle claws into the water and pulled out a frozen goldfish. "I managed to catch one for—"

*BANG*

A golden washtub knocked out Mizo in the head and he was pulled away.

"Uh, Tsu-chan," asked a nervous Kyoto, "what's going—"

"Oh, hey, Tsuki-chan!" Mr. Nekonome suddenly entered the room.

"ACK! Nekonome-sensei!" the human brunette panicked.

"Do you think I could try playing your goldfish scooping game?" asked the teacher. "I know I'm a teacher, but I haven't eaten this morning, and fish are a cat's—"

*BANG*

Mr. Nekonome was knocked out too.

"Ah, Tsuki-san, I've been looking all over for you. The headmistress wanted to talk to you about your vamp—"

*BANG*

Rupert was knocked out.

"Yo, Tsuki-chan, I heard you took out some strong enemies in your—"

*BANG*

"Is it true your breasts grow longer when—"

*BANG*

"Aren't you a va—"

*BANG*

"Hey, Tsu—"

*BANG*

Gina was hit by a spiked ball.

Kōmura Nazo says:

What the hell did SHE do? And why a spiked ball for that matter? WHEE!

"HAH~~~HAH~~~HAH~~~" In a hidden room, Yukinari began shivering while holding his wand.

"So Tsuki has a cousin that's onto this school's secret?" asked Mizo.

"Oh man! What do we do?" asked Kumaru.

"Just play along and come along," said Mako.

"Wait, what about HER?" Gina pointed to the head-bleeding werewolf girl.

"Forget her, she'll be fine," said Yukinari.

*PANT* *PANT* *PANT* *PANT*

Tsuki was panting like mad as she kept pushing his cousin here and there and everywhere.

"Tsuki, what's going on here?" asked Kyoto. "This school is creeping me out! Where did all those things come from?"

Realizing her cousin was onto him, Tsuki began sweating madly. "Well, you see, everyone in this gets—EEK!" She suddenly pushed her cousin behind a sign stand.

"TSU-CHAN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH—MRPH!" Kyoto started talking, but his younger cousin quickly held his mouth shut and held a finger up to his mouth to keep him quiet.

"Shhhh..." Tsuki whispered.

Slowly peeking their heads out from behind the signs. Before their eyes was a large, bald man with a goatee and a Yakuza-like tattoo around his head. "Oh my god!" whispered Tsuki. "It's that Yakuza guy who tried to rape me last night..."

(Flashback; Last Night)

Meanwhile, up on the rooftop, Mako stood lonely on the rooftops, looking over the festival. "*SIGH* Everyone's lucky they got a family to accompany them. And Tsuki might be having a fun time. Me? I...I was going to ask Tsuki to accompany me after I sucked her blood, but—"

*CREEK*

"Mako-san!" The brunette girl came in through the door.

"Tsuki!" exclaimed Mako. "What are you doing here? Don't you have dinner plans?"

"It's okay, Mizo actually said she'd 'cancel' them for me."

"Well...why are you here?"

"To tell you the truth, there's only ONE boy who I promised to spend the night with: Mako-san! And I was wonder if you wanted to try playing some goldfish scooping for the first time..."

"Ay, babe!"

Just then, the couple were confronted by a large, bald man with a goatee and a Yakuza-like tattoo around his head.

"You zeem very lonely up here..." The man walked up to Tsuki, knocking Mako out of his path with a whack of his arm.

"MAKO-SAN!" Tsuki rushed over to him, only to be pushed back by the Yakuza man.

"Wat's rong?" he asked evilly. "I just wanted to help satisfy yer nite..."

"No thanks! I'm good!"

But the Yakuza man got closer and started attempting to violate her body. "Pleze! I insist!

"STOP! PLEASE! MAKO-SAN! HELP!" Tsuki screamed.

"Don't bother! Yer rapist has already been nocked out," said the Yakuza man.

"HE ain't the rapist! YOU ARE!"

*BAM* *CLANK*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The Yakuza man was suddenly through the bars and off the roof by Tsuki's kick.

"PERVERT!" Tsuki screamed. screamed. "Even though I didn't really mean to kick him off the roof," she thought. "MAKO-SAN!" She ran over to her boyfriend's side.

"Ugh, I-I'm okay..." Mako moaned as he got up. "Where's that bastard?"

"He.s gone. Come on!"

(End of Flashback)

Kōmura Nazo says:

Way to force in the bad guy who was completely omitted from the LAST chapter. WHEE!

"YAKUZA! Why the hell is the Yakuza after Tsu-chan?!" thought Kyoto.

"Dammit! Where'd dat bitch go? I coulda sworn I saw her around here someware!" After some looking, the Yakuza man eventually walked off.

Once they saw he was gone, Tsuki made a run for the forest holding his cousin's hand.

"*PANT* *PANT* *PANT* I think we lost her..." Tsuki panted.

"Tsu-chan, what's going on here?" Kyoto demanded. "What did you do to get entangled with the Yakuza?"

"Nothing! I swear to God!"

"Don't lie to me! Why were you even hiding from him?"

"He's NOT with the Yakuza! He's just DRESSED like one!"

"Oh, SURE he is. And...COME ON OUT, YOU FAGGOTS!" Kyoto suddenly pointed to a bush.

"Shit! We got caught!"

Soon, five boys emerged from the bush: Tsuki's harem.

"Guys!" the harem queen exclaimed.

"I think I get it now: Tsu-chan hiding secrets, no exams, no mapping point, a maid with a tail, a yukata-clad boy playing with ice, a teacher with cat ears, a pre-teen wizard, some biker with a wand, and the Yakuza! I know what this is!"

Tsuki and his harem gave somber looks at the ground as they knew they couldn't keep their secret any longer...

"Alright, Kyo-kun...you got us...you're right..." Tsuki whispered to her older cousin.

"I KNEW IT! THIS SCHOOL IS A REVERSE BROTHEL!"

*THUD*

Immediately, Tsuki and his harem fainted backwards with their legs high in the air.

Kōmura Nazo says:

Seriously, did she REALLY just say this school was a reverse brothel—where teenage girls come to have sex with teenage boys? Though, looking at all the boys, it DOES kind of make sense that Kyoto would come to this bizarre conclusion, right? WHEE!

"That's right! I've read manga like this before, but it's always the BOYS who have sex with the GIRLS!" yelled Kyoto.

"'REVERSE BROTHEL'?! THAT'S RIDICULOUS! OF COURSE NOT!" Tsuki quickly protested after getting up.

"Then how come you got so many boyfriends?!"

"...I...I...I JUST DO, OKAY?"

"NO! It's NOT okay! I'm taking you home, Tsu-chan!"

"Kyo-kun! Just listen to—"

"AHA! FOUND YA!"

Suddenly, the group noticed a familiar-looking man running up to them.

"ACK! IT'S THE YAKUZA BASTARD WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME! FIRST, IT'S PEACEFUL! THEN, IT'S NOT! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!"

"Tsuki! RUN! Get Kyo-san outta here! We'll take care of him!" Mako and the rest of Tsuki's boyfriends blocked the Yakuza's path to protect Tsuki and Kyoto.

"But guys!" the harem queen protested. "You don't know—"

"JUST DO IT!" screamed Kumaru.

"NOW!" yelled Mizo.

"...Alright...come on, Kyo-kun!" Tsuki reluctantly lifted her older cousin into her arms and fled in super-fast speed.

"Oh my god! Tsu-chan's actually carrying me? AND running super-fast!" Kyoto was astonished by his cousin's speed.

"*PANT* *PANT* I think we lost him." Feeling safe, Tsuki set her cousin on the ground. "Stay here! You'll be safer away from him." Tsuki headed back to—

"Where are you going?" Kyoto grabbed his cousin's arm. "That dude looks like he wants to kill you! And he's with the Yakuza!"

"Relax, Kyo-kun! Okay, you right: this school IS suspicious, but it's because of this school that I've been able to make actual friends. They've saved MY life on several occasion, so now I gotta—"

*BANG*

"WHOA! What was that?!" Tsuki yelped.

"It sounded like gunfire!" said Kyoto.

"Oh god! Now I REALLY need to get back!"

"No! You'll die!"

But Tsuki pain no attention and ran off to fight the Yakuza man, leaving Kyoto behind.

Kōmura Nazo says:

And for those who are wondering: NO, the Yakuza man has NO official name. WHEE!

"Holy shit!" Frozen in place, Mako slowly turned his head to his left and saw smoke coming out of a tree.

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...if it ain't da boy from last night...nice to SEE you again," laughed the Yakuza man.

"He's got a gun!" Despite clearly being a monster, Kumaru could feel liquid running down his pants.

"Like my gun? Scary, ain't it? But ta me, it's a toy from da human world. It can scare ANYONE I point it at," taunted the Yakuza man. "If ya get shot in the head, ya DEAD, becuz da bullets are made of a special material dat kills ANY kind of monster! Ya wanna live! Onnaya bring back dat bitch, or I'll blast ya heads off one-by-one!"

"You know you'll never find her if we're dead!" reminded Kumaru.

"YA TINK I'M FUCKIN' AROUND! HURRY U—"

*BAM*

The Yakuza head got kicked in the back.

"*GROAN What the..." the Yakuza man reached for his gun, but it was snatched away. The Yakuza man looked up and saw his gun being pointed at him by...

"TSUKI!" Mako cried in joy.

"Lookin' for me?" asked Tsuki sarcastically. "GET UP!"

The Yakuza man obeyed and got onto his feet while holding his hands in plain sight.

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! NOW!" the human brunette screamed.

Wasting no time, the Yakuza man ran away as fast as he could; once he was out of sight, Tsuki lowered the gun and began panting nervously. "Are you boys alright?" she asked her boyfriends.

"Tsu-chan..."

Tsuki suddenly noticed Kyoto had just arrived...and was staring at her in fear. "What? What's wrong, Kyo-kun?"

"Uh, Tsuki...your hand..." whispered Mako.

"Huh? EEK! ACK! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!" the human girl panicked. "THE GUN BELONGED TO THAT YAKUZA THUG!"

"SHUT UP!" her cousin yelled. "Don't bother making up excuses! I know what you REALLY are! And you know what...? I couldn't care less...I promise your secret's safe with me..."

Tsuki widened her eyes, but then gave a relieved smile. "I knew you'd understand, Kyo-kun..."

"Just...Just promise me one thing, Tsu-chan: promise me...that you'll NEVER tell our families that Yōkai Academy is a front for the Yakuza! They would NEVER understand"

*THUD*

Immediately, Tsuki fainted backwards with her legs high in the air.

Kōmura Nazo says:

Honestly, I'd believe Yōkai Academy as being a front for the Yakuza than a reverse brothel. WHEE!

"Oh, that reminds me: weren't you supposed to give an envelope to somebody?" Tsuki suddenly asked.

"Huh? Oh, that's right!" Kyoto pulled out the yellow envelope he had. "I was supposed to give it to the school, but I don't think I have time before I head home..."

"...Here, give it to me," Tsuki requested. "I'll deliver it for you."

"You WILL? Oh, thanks, Tsu-chan!" And so, Kyoto gave the envelope to his younger cousin.

*RUMBLE*

Tsuki suddenly felt something in her hands. "What the hell? Is there something resonating inside the envelope?"

*RUMBLE* *BOOM*

All of a sudden, the ground started shaking and something emerged out of the ground.

"RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

End of Volume 9

Cast:

Kyoto Aono: Miyu Irino (Japanese); Aaron Dismuke (English)

Thank you so much for reading!

Next month, I'll be returning for Heaven's Lost Property (and some maintenance on the previous chapters).

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