Sasori glared at Kakuzu, "My partner is way more annoying! He never shuts up and is super slow!"

Kakuzu returned the glare, "No, Hidan is far more annoying than Deidara. Not only is he slow and never stops talking but he can't stop talking about religion to save his life!"

"Give it a rest Kakuzu! You don't have to deal with explosions every ten seconds!"

"You don't have to deal with someone who's ultimate goal is to make your life miserable!"

"At least you don't have someone who you can't even tell their gender!"

"At least you don't have someone you can't kill!"

In the next room over, Deidara and Hidan sat listening to the argument.

Hidan sighed, "This is no good. We failed Deidara!"

Deidara looked equally depressed, "I know . . ."

Hidan rubbed the back of his head, "What did we do wrong?!"

Deidara shrugged.

"We can't keep moping like this! We'll just have to step up our game."

Deidara smiled and nodded, "Yep! They are running out of reasons why we're the worst, so we'll give them more!"

"All right, let's start planning right away. How can we be more annoying?"

"Hmmmm, well . . . you could . . . ummm. Geez, un, I don't know!"

Hidan's gaze darkened, "Well then there's only one person left to go to. The most annoying person in the Akatsuki."

"I hate to say it but you're right, if we want to be more annoying we have to learn from the master." Deidara groaned.

"Wait, I hear someone coming!"

They quieted down and started listening again.

"You guys can't even see what's right in front of you!"

It was Tobi!

"What do you mean?" Kakuzu asked.

"What I mean is they're playing you! They're trying to be as annoying as possible! They want you to feed in and give them a reaction! Trust me, I would know. If you want them to stop, stop reacting."

Sasori and Kakuzu were silent.

Hidan and Deidara stood shocked. Tobi had just given their partners the key to winning the battle!

Tobi continued, "If I had to guess they're probably sitting in the next room, listening and thinking up ways to annoy you guys, taking pride in watching you argue. If you don't feed in, they'll stop. After all they are just a couple of bakas playing some pranks on you, taking advantage of your weaknesses."

Sasori looked furious and Kakuzu just looked embarrassed.

"Anyway, have a good day guys!" and with that Tobi skipped out of the room.

Deidara and Hidan were waiting for him in the hall.

"What the heck was that!?" Deidara screamed.

"Whatever do you mean Senpai? I was just helping Kakuzu and Sasori with their problems. Is that bad?"

Hidan grabbed Tobi by the cloak, "I'm gonna get you for that. By this time tomorrow you will have been sacrificed to Jashin!"

"Now now Hidan! Let's not be too hasty! I didn't mean to do anything wrong! In fact, if you want me to give you some lessons I'd be happy to teach you how to be more annoying more effectively."

Deidara and Hidan looked at each other.

Deidara glared at Tobi, "Fine, meet us back here at 8pm sharp."

With that the two of them walked away both complaining about what had just happened. \

'Good,' Tobi thought to himself, 'I have successfully annoyed two of the most annoying people in the Akatsuki.'

He then turned to the five year old child standing next to him, "That is how you annoy the annoyances! Got it Naru-chan?"

The blonde haired child nodded, "Do you think one day I'll be as annoying as you Tobi-san, 'ttebayo?"

"With enough practice, you just might."

HellCat180 : Lol, yes, I had Baby Naruto become part of the Akatsuki, but just for this cause I think it would be adorable to see them raise him!

Tobi : I have a child?!

HellCat180 : No, the Akatsuki have a child.

Tobi : Awww T^T

Pein : I never agreed to this.

HellCat180 : I didn't ask if you did. I'll post more soon!