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Kohei Horikoshi owns all official characters of Boku no Hero Academia.
This two-parter was inspired by a chapter from "Nomu Rehabilitation for Little Heroes" by PastelGlitterPen from AO3.
Minor warning: Katsuki's swears are off the charts in this one.
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Sometimes, it can't be helped to simply enjoy the baser animal instincts of the cat when you are a cat girl and cat boy respectively.
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Some would say it's very cute and fluffy that Izuku Midoriya and Ochako Uraraka were having so much fun just being cats.
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But if you are the classmates of the two feline teens in question, you're already getting a headache by how old all that squeaking has gotten in just an hour. For you see, fellow classmate Shoto Todoroki decided to splurge his old man's credit cards and bought several cat toys and items for Izuku and Ochako to play with and enjoy. Two in question were Endeavor plush dolls with squeakers inside the dolls. And though they liked the gifts Shoto got them, and had a blush attack for it, the moment they discovered the squeaky goodness of the Endeavor dolls, began gnawing on the dolls and repeatedly getting the toy to squeak.
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Shoto had fun filming this on his phone for future viewing.
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"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" Katsuki screams, leaping from the sofa (and making Kyoka and Tsuyu both feel annoyed Katsuki was no longer there for them to lean against) and jabs a finger at the two felines in the corner by the windows. Katsuki's yell had also gotten the two cats to stop and look at him. "FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF KAMI, I AM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TWO TO GO TO YOUR DAMN FUCKING ROOM AND DO THAT FUCKING SQUEAKING THERE! IT'S DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NUTS AND I FUCKING BLAME ICY HOT FOR BUYING THOSE FUCKING THINGS IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!"
Izuku and Ochako stare for a good thirty seconds directly at their childhood friend Katsuki. Thirty pure seconds of blissful silence.
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Katsuki's hands let loose explosions which indicated how pissed he was because of that incessive squeaking.
"ICY HOT YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I FUCKING BLAME YOU!"
Shoto smiles, still filming with his phone.
"Worth it," he whispers softly.
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Stay tuned for the second part of this...