Little annoying voice at back of head: Want anything? Shut up. A jacket at least you idiot. Do you plan to freeze or something? Go away. Oh alRIGHT. You sure? Whatever.

A jacket appears. Make that two. I wonder why.

"Let's just get a move on," said Aragorn.

"I'm coming," blurted out Lara and Alex.

"I think we should leave the Barbie Doll behind," says Boromir.

Alex snickers.

"Is that your boyfriend?!!" said Pippin innocently.

"Ken right?" Gandalf murmured. "Ahhhhh…. It all makes sense now."

If looks could kill…

On the other hand, Alex bursts into sudden maniacal laughter.

"Oh, stop wasting time," whined Sam. "Let them walk behind us. Besides, their metal clubs don't look very dangerous."

Wanna bet, Mister?

Due to a severe lack of time, this is the end of this chapter. Sorry out there.

We PROMISE to get the next bit up soon, but due to, er, maybe technical problems I have to put this little scrap up first.