A/n: The last one was by J.J. You might have guessed :) Action galore!
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Thats it, that hobbit has been asking for it...
Just then, there was a growling and grunting noise behind the company.
Oh shit. This is it... Orcs. Lets hope Alex West has enough brains left...
Whirling around in surprising calmness, she saw the gruesom sight of orcs before her. The elf boy had already shot two down, and crazy hobbit boys were out chucked swords at one another.
Oh boy. Don't look dangerous? They wish. Funfunfun.
Before she even finished thinking that thought, two rounds of bullets were off, the noise, which was extremely loud compared to what was going on, startled everyone expect Alex West, and the battle stopped.
For about 0.579026906237609027203760 seconds.
As she rammed another cartridge in, jumping dead orcs and round kicking another in the head, she couldn't resist yelling to Sam,
'Useless piece of metal? You wish!'
Another orc approached her, then another from behind, cornering her against an oak.
Oh damn.
Dropping down onto the ground, Lara siderolled, flinging both pistols backwards abover her shoulder, one knocking an orc square beneath the eyes and the other near shaving the hair off Gandalfs beard as she dived after her Uzis that lay on the floor. Jumping up, she released a barrage of bullets, taking down at least 10 more in the process...
Then...
Orcs were ramaging in a backpack.
HER backpack.
HER BEST backpack.
HER ONLY, BEST AND BEST LOVED backpack.
They were going dowwwwwwwwwnnn.