A/N: Last one was by Jennifer Jolie, this one is by me!! Read and Review guys! ~'Nova
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So that blasted broomstick does has a common sense. Of course we shouldn't go down. Why not? Let's just freeze ourselves to death and encase the Ring in snow until Sauron comes and burns the bloody mountain down. Hear the sarcasm...
Frustrated, Lara elbowed her way through the waist deep snow. The Elf was pacing above her, near her head. Damn, she hated him. Why couldn't he just come down and walk like the rest of them? Stupid elf... So what if her could walk on snow... Fuming, she pushed away even harder. Then an idea struck her head.
Annoying voice? OI! Annoying voice!
Annoying Voice at Back of Head: WHAT?
I know what I want...
Annoying Voice at Back of Head: What?
I wish for... Unlimited wishes. *smirk*
Annoying Voice at Back of Head: But! But..!
I make the wish, you grant it, dammit!
Annoying Voice at Back of Head: Fine, Ms. Croft, fine... Just keep your head on!
Hurry the heck up please.
Annoying Voice at Back of Head: Done, ok? Be gone!
That'll hurry things up... Lets see... I want some skis. Some good skis.
POP!
Bingo.
Ice blue skis popped up, and Lara put them on.
Oh yeah...
Crawling above onto the packed snow, Lara pushed off, laughing her plaited head off at the stunned elf.
"Hey Legs! Why ya so slow? Get a move on back there!"
The Elf positively turned purple, making Lara almost fall off the slope in amusement. Then, Mr. West's annoying voice came up.
'Hey Lara! One over here?'
Damn him. Fine. One pair of skis. That land on Mr. West's head.
POP!
WHACK!
'Dammit Lara! You did that on purpose!'
'So what if I did, Mr. West? Don't complain, you never know what might come out of it. The little voice in the back of my head seems to like me...'
'Shit.'
Alex had just slipped, and near fallen off the slope. Lara nearly choked in laughter. Then, she swerved suddenly, stopping mid ski, nearly ramming into the running Legolas and very nearly beheading Aragorn. Uzis were now, once again, in her hand. Sam said, timidly, as he somehow managed to get Lara's name through all the madness, to Lara,
'Erm, Miss Croft?'
'What?'
'I'm.. I'm sorry about what I said about those... things...'
Lara actually smile.
'No problem, Sam. Their called guns. You guys must be find this pretty strange, huh?'
Nodding and murmuring.
'So, all I can say is that I was reading, some book about you guys, which means I'm in the future, I think, then I was here... Must be some kind of magic or something like that. So basically, One, I know all about you people, Two, I am on your side, Three, I will not steal any Ring of any sort, and Four, I AM NOT A BLOODY BARBIE DOLL, YOU GET THAT GANDY?'
Gandalf looked shocked, but now that the matter had been cleared up, the hobbits were snickering at the now flustered Maia, and even Legolas let out a faint smile.
'But, anyway, back to what I stopped for.'
Attention came back to her.
'Ready for some wargs?'
Frodo whispered out in fear.
'What?'
'Wargs, mister Baggins, some bloody annoying wargs.'
'Then why are you smiling..?'
'What's life without fun?'
Lara, still smiling, turned, withdrew her uzis, and grinned like Aragorn gone mad.
'Bring it on!'
A/N: Yeah, yeah, Tomb Raider fans, I know that Lara is OOC, but don't blame meee!