Hiya again, it's your favorite heroine, Ichigo Utsugi!
Okay, that's enough of that for now, mainly because doing that kinda made me wanna puke... and I wanna get on with the chapter.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this, and it's time to get on with the show!
It was in the middle of math class when I had a stroke of genius. Well, maybe not a genius in the academic sense, but it was a decent idea for a dumb thing to do.
I decided to bother Hajime with the news of my new plans for world domination! Well, not world domination, mainly because it sounds like a lot of effort to do, and I'm not okay with that.
"Psst, Hajime," I whisper-yelled at him.
"What do you want, Ichigo?" He whispered back, not even looking up from his notebook.
"Nothing much, but did you know that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit?"
"Ichigo, goldfish can't get pregnant. They lay eggs, and those get fertilized."
"Okay, show off. But what I was going to tell you was that I'm going to start a corn cult!"
Hajime stared at me in disbelief.
"What the actual fuck, Ichigo?" he whispered at me.
I simply grinned like a loon at him and started doodling in my notebook. I couldn't help but wish that the class would go by faster.
The bell finally rang, and I quickly threw all of my stuff into my pink Hello Kitty tote bag. I absently brushed my pink hair from my eyes and ran out of the classroom, managing to avoid Hajime. And since it was finally lunch, I could finally put my plan into motion.
I jogged to my dorm room and started ransacking my closet for my corn costume. Why I have a corn costume is what you may ask, but all that I'm going to say is that… I don't even know why I have one. It's just something that I have.
I wiggled off my reserve course uniform and shimmied on the corn costume. I looked at myself in the mirror and decided to switch out my gray triangle hair clip and my white snap clip for a yellow one for the former and a green one for the latter. I smiled and waved at my reflection and ran out of my dorm room.
I ran to our usual lunch spot and plopped myself down. I surveyed my surroundings, and when I finally spotted Jimmey, I started waving obnoxiously at him. He spotted my corn costume, and by the way that his face contorted into a grimace, he was probably done with my shit. Jimmey slowly got up while staring into my eyes, and booked it the opposite way of me. Me, being the maniac that I am, chased after him.
Annnnd that's all the time we have for today's episode, tune in next time for the results of Ichigo's cult. Anyways, bye-bye!