Happy Ragna vs Angry Nine
Ragna: "Your sister's hotter."
Noel vs Drunk Jin
Noel: "How do you know if an American officer has been drinking?"
"He can't walk straight."
Miffed Noel vs Drunk Ragna
N: "How do you know if a British officer has been drinking?"
"He tries his best to walk straight."
Angry Noel vs Drunk Lambda
N: "How do you know if a Russian officer has been drinking?"
"It's the only time he can walk straight."
(From Caging Skies, which became Jojo Rabbit)
Defeated Ragna vs Miffed Rachel
Ragna: "Look, I appreciate the cooked breakfast and all, but why is there a fried sock to top it off?"
Rachel: "You came in at 4 am, completely paralytic, dropped your trousers and hollered, and I quote, "Cook My Sock"."
Nine vs Trinity & Terumi
Nine: "I think I'll talk to something that might acknowledge that I've just spoken to it. And also more likely to offer an intelligent opinion."
Nine turns around
Nine: "Hello Wall! What do you think?"
Yanbaki vs Scared Jin
Tsubaki: "I'm your biggest fan! I'll follow you until you love me! Paparazzi!"
Amane vs Jin & Ragna
Amane: "William Fitzgerald-"
Amane vs Kagura & Jin
"-Gerald Fitzpatrick-"
Amane vs Bang & Kagura
"-Patrick Fitzroy-"
Amane vs Hazama & Bang
"-Roy Fitzhenry-"
Amane vs Ragna & Hazama
"-And Henry Fitzwilliam."
Hibiki & Drunk Jin vs Drunk Kagura
Kagura: "Okay, anytime time anyone one of us sees a Windmill, we have to sing the chorus to "Birdhouse In Your Soul".
Jin: "Why?"
Kagura: "Because THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!"
Shocked Dr Litchi & S Kokonoe vs Arakune
Arakune: "Excuse me, has anyone seen my legs?"
Miffed Dr Litchi & M Kokonoe vs Arakune
Arakune: "Only they aren't beneath my waist, where I normally keep them."
Jin vs Sad NOLel
Jin: "Noel Vermillion; an accident waiting to stop happening."
Happy Ragna vs Angry Celica
Ragna: "Your sister's hotter."