TIL: 4chan has a board dedicated to pokemon. They just like me fr fr.
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So. What to do now?
Simple, first of all, he wanted to go somewhere.
Anywhere at all.
He had to find a way to solve all of this situation.
First, he needed to be safe, tend to his arm, eat, you know, the usual stuff.
Then he could go, explore every single place in this heathen world in order to try and recover the normalcy of... Yesterday before 12pm.
Now, what could he do?
He was so happy to finally have someone that actually liked him without being that crazy.
Yet he was still being sniffed profusely by Delphox, who despite all orders, couldn't help herself, succumbing to her animalistic desires.
Her tail constantly waged, making a flapping noise.
Her legs were weak, making her almost fall as the arousal of being next to a male caused her to go haywire.
She would even be placing her paws all over Ash if it wasn't because Serena would just beat the shit out of her. Handholding was to be saved until marriage after all.
The forest extended all the way until Commerce City, to which Pallet wasn't connected by land due to the vegetation here hiding pretty strong pokemon.
Was there any option of where to go?
Serena had taken her stuff from where she had hidden them, they had enough things to be a pair of days in the middle of nowhere before reaching civilization.
So... No, they just had to walk and hope for the best.
Then, Ash remembered something that might be able to help them now that he knew how to control the pokemon by playing with their desire.
He stopped in his tracks, moving his arms to grab Serena's shoulders.
His face was full of hope, because this might just be the best idea he had ever had.
"Hey, do you have your other pokemon?" - He quickly asked.
"Oh, why, yes, I have them." - She answered plainly, not getting what he was implying.
Delphox though rose her eyebrows, bracing for disaster.
"Can you get them out of their balls, maybe they're untainted!"
This idea was apparently marvelous, so she immediately went for her backpack, pressing the buttons of the other two pokeballs she had and throwing them into the air.
If Ash remembered correctly, she had a Sylveon and a Pancham, which would be enough for them to defend themselves in any event that some Beedrill came in search of honey.
Instead, what he got was a Sylveon, obviously, even if it was standing on her legs and... Oh shit.
Next, wasn't a Pancham though.
It was an Ursine beast covered under a somewhat stylish coat of gray fur, with red glasses over her head, and a distinct leaf on her mouth.
Ash immediately backed up.
"Oh no." - Serena uttered at the realization.
Yeah, there was no salvaging this situation, they fucked it.
"Delphox, take Ash and run!"
Sylveon immediately jumped and coiled her lace-like appendices around the arms of her trainer, calming her down, neutering her response.
Pangoro meanwhile moved the fur covering the front of her body, revealing a heavy frame that was untamed, carrying such strength that maybe she would give pair of his Tauresses a run for their money.
Not to mention, she was huge, if the Tauros got a height bump to accommodate to the Amazonian stereotype, the Pandas were injected with some kind of growth hormone.
Three meters of woman that lunged forward to get a hold of the young son of Pallet town.
Her hands were mere centimeters from making sure that her grin would be the last thing he saw before a mating session. Until Delphox, being twice as fast as the bear, managed to grab the trainer's right arm and then just run for her life.
In a breeze they were far away, hearing how growls of ire marked the hunt for them.
"Wait, Serena! We can't let her there!"
"If you stay there, you'll get raped to death, Master!" - Replied the Fox carrying him, preoccupied. - "She is a strong woman, she will most likely be held captive to call for your attention now that they've set eyes on you, we must be safe to plan how to free her first."
That was the most coherent series of words he had heard from a Pokemon, ever.
Can you even argue with that?
Of course you can't.
"Plus, you're mine, fully mine now!" - She happily added, smiling before yipping in true joy for having her Master all for her.
This wasn't so funny for Ash, who frowned at this, making the Fox lower her ears and just look down while she ran.
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Meanwhile, back in Pallet town:
"Please, tell us!"
"Why would I?"
"Because... I was his first pokemon?"
"You raped him."
"Weren't you just saying that you were happy to hear that he got de-flowered though?" - Added Tauress. The OG one.
"It's a different thing. Like how people don't like the industrial revolution yet like their modern tech."
"Hypocrisy?" - Replied Gengar, who was prying into her head.
Well, Delia Ketchum was bound to a chair, surrounded by the collection of Pokemon turned into bastardized, sexualized versions of themselves. If she hadn't denounced the bible years ago for making her into a single mom, she would've found it disgusting beyond belief.
Of course, they were all clothed by now, she wasn't just going to let the Playboy's mansion survey team come into her house without proper clothing.
It was silly seeing literal magical beasts with her old shirts on, but much better than looking at a tit-fest all the time.
"Get out of my house." - She ordered, angered at being contradicted.
"Not until you tell us where your son is." - Pikachu retorted.
"I am a woman in her forties with a lot of free time, a working monetary state, and a lot of repressed anger due to unchecked loneliness. The only thing you'll get if you don't shut up and leave is getting fucking dropped."
"Wha-"
Before any of the monster women could say anything, she just got up from the chair, with some kind of black rectangle in her left hand. - "You dumb animals, you barely have opposing thumbs, you can't knot a simple rope to my hands."
Cold tone, but true words.
They all stopped moving.
"Just-" - Pikachu tried reasoning.
Delia immediately shot three rounds into the ceiling to then point it to the electric mouse.
It wasn't a normal rectangle.
It was a Glock 19.
So what did the Pokemon do?
They got out. Slowly.
No need to panic, no need to make the woman angrier.
The forest was filled with hormones, so they lost Ash. They weren't going to lose their lives just yet, they could still search for him themselves.
The nearly hundred pokemon of Ash were left in the middle of the road.
They knew they couldn't just search as a mob.
At the same time, if they got separated, they would just go against each other while searching for Ash, and whoever found him first wasn't going to share.
Not even between members of the same species.
So they decided to make an agreement.
Each one would separate from the rest. Everyone would hunt alone, from Pikachu to Charizard to Lucario to even Mrs. Mime, who left Delia with them.
It was a race for him.
Thus they parted, some dug, some flew, others just ran.
But everyone was going to fight for what was theirs.
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Back with Ash and Delphox:
Being rushed to get out of a pretty bad situation they were able to find a perfect place to rest on.
A small peak from where they had a good look at Commerce city.
Sadly, it was burning.
Well, he couldn't see it pretty well, it was like twenty kilometers away.
Yet the amount of smoke told only of one thing, things had gone bad over there.
Moreover, the sea was moving like crazy.
He could swear the images of Tentacruels and other marine pokemon soaring over the ocean and then being confronted by explosions coming from the city.
Applying his knowledge of these creatures to common sense meant that they were fighting.
If he had to guess about what, he'd choose "Men".
Just how fucked was the world nowadays?
He didn't really want to know. It was already sad enough with seeing what once was the third biggest city on Kanto be home to constant explosions.
Sitting down on a rock to think about what could he do, he realized something.
Delphox was listening to him with loyalty.
She wasn't even preoccupied with the view of a metropolis being turned into rubble.
No, she was preoccupied with looking out for possible threats, and of his pelvis.
How could he stop the flurry of lust-fueled creatures of Satan from trying to rape him?
Did he really need to devastate his morals, his dignity, tainting his immortal soul forever in exchange to literally not being fucked over?
He had to test it.
What better moment for the rock he was sitting on to be tumbled over, along with him?
Falling to the ground he was confronted by the realization that from under had come the one and only Gible!
She was a small chubby, huggable version of herself. A real shortstack like those of the Clover site.
Her fin was covered in rubble, and her body was dirty, covered in all sorts of minerals.
"I found youuuu Master!" - She said in the happiest tone she could, with all the good hopes she could express.
She went as far as taking a spin, holding her arms while closing her eyes. It was just pure bliss from a 'Mon that finally found its Master after what it felt like years.
After that, she jumped, directly at his head, opening her mouth to lash a munch on the scalp of her trainer.
Ignoring the blood spilled out of this; Ash was left bewildered.
"How!?" - He immediately asked.
Gible nibbled for some seconds, pushing her small body against the head of her dear Ash instead of answering.
It was this the moment he needed.
Because Delphox was about to invoke the most immaculate shower of fire she could to get this intrusive pokemon out of the reach of her newfound master. How dared she.
"Gible, first answer me some things, then you can chomp on me." - His tone was the sweetest he could give considering that this little lady had raped him just yesterday.
"No! I missed you too much, let me have this!" - Refused, continuing to nibble on his flesh.
Alright, time to step it up.
"If you don't come down I won't..."
Ash gulped. Hard.
He wasn't ready for this.
God, he wasn't.
Might Arceus have mercy on him, for he was about to cringe as hard as he could trying to sound confident in what he was saying instead of desperate.
"... Let you nibble on me."
For a split second, he pointed to his groin.
She caught it, there was no way she wouldn't.
It was a miracle for her.
This made her immediately retract, slowly moving through Ash's body to then sit in front of him.
Sucess!
Now he had to keep it up.
"How did you find me?" - He asked again, fearful for another of his pokemon appearing too.
"Your steps Master! I am almost as good as a dug... Dugtri... Duggy! When I felt your vibrations on the ground I knew where to go." - Totally proud of herself she closed her eyes and leaned forward, as if expecting a kiss. Before he could even do any movement she opened one eye and said shyly. - "Can we breed for a bit, Master? My tummy feels empty already, but it's not because I need food."
Instead, he slowly caressed her coarse skin with his hands, moving through her fin and into her horns. It was gentle, as if trying to get the first out of her while at the same time expressing the care he had for her despite the situation.
In a way, he felt as if it wasn't their fault that they were sex-crazed beasts, it was just a reaction to their newfound nature.
"Masteeer, you tease me with your gentle touch," - Cried out of desperation, looking for kinship in his eyes. - "please let me nibble your cock for a while, pleeeeeaaaasseeeeee!"
To further the point that she needed it she grabbed one of Ash's hands and moved it into her maw. The vacuum that directed to the core of this dear creature permeated his skin with humid breath and then the gentle pressure of her needle-like teeth plus the tip of a sluggish tongue that tried tasting a bit of her Master.
Delphox was about to hit Ash on the neck if he said yes.
Luckily for his sanity and physical safety though, he didn't quite yet like the idea of fucking Pokemon.
"I'm sorry, but that would mean that our friend here would have to be next on the line though."
He appealed to a sense of property she had over him as his 'mate'.
Sadly, he didn't factor in that she was Gible, not one of her more acute Pokemon.
"Let her be then, I am sure you have enough milk for both of us. - She said, confident in the manhood of her Master.
To top it off, her arms extended as she sat on her knees, smiling with the lines of sharp teeth she proudly had.
The fox didn't lose her opportunity, sitting right next to her and opening her mouth, letting her long tongue slip out to the open in case he would like to dry-fuck her tongue.
He still didn't quite have a hold over Gible, and she was going to be insistent, possibly triggering the Fox's own limit, causing his rape in the hands of these two.
So better tread carefully.
"But..." - What could he use to cause her to not want sex right now? She was down to sharing, and of course, even masturbating in front of her would satiate her. the idea though was to do this without degenerate stuff. Luckily, looking at the city, he got the best idea possible. Well, for now, because after this he would basically be condemned into having sex with them. - "This is not a place to be doing that, is it? I'd rather do it on a bed."
Gible was left thinking for some seconds, trying to understand what could make him feel better so that she could do it right now. The problem? She wasn't the brightest crayon on the stable, so she had to concede. After all, her master always knew what to do, so why wouldn't he be on the right here?
"I'm sorry Master, I'll search for a place where to breed comfortably!" - She then looked to the burning city on the horizon. - "Oh-oh-hoh! What about there?"
Ash exchanged a look with Delphox.
She pointed to her mouth and nodded.
He denied it.
She got her hands together and moved them up, forward, and down, like a Meowth saying please.
Their Dragon friend didn't understand what this meant but calmly waited for them to finish so she could tell them about something.
Ash then decided to just command the fox directly. - "It goes for you too, this isn't the place for that."
Before she could get angsty and just play rough with him he added something. - "Plus an incentive to keep behaving well."
Her tail went up immediately.
As the firefox began jumping with zealous joy, he then looked at the little munch-woman, who had her eyes lost on the sky.
"Alright, we'll go there." - He said, trying to comfort her.
Instead, she kept her smile and point out what she was looking at. - "Good, because Charizard is coming to join us!"
When Ash turned around to confirm this he immediately recognized the figure of his Faux Dragon type.
Yeah, he began running pretty much the second after this realization.
"Just follow me!" - He shouted, to which his two newfound Pokemon replied by going with him downhill, into the forest that led to the once proud city.
He just wasn't in the mood to deal with another possible rapist.
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For those fuckers who read the Halo version of this shit you know the basic drill, schizo shit, horny shit, all satire that still hopes to be serialized enough to be entertaining non-ironically.
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