All Bow Down to the Randomness
Sequel to "All Hail the Randomness"
(This is me still not owning the characters)
SpiritJanel- I is a Spirit! I is a Spirit. And I'm not married! (Kurama walks up next to Janel Chibi Hiei on one shoulder Chibi Janel on the other shoulder.)
Kurama- Yes you are!
SpiritJanel- Are what?
Kurama- Married. Look. (Kurama holds up a book titled "Raising the Dead for Beginners")
Janel- I hate you.
Kurama- Aw common wife you know you love me.
Janel- No I don't. Make me dead again!
Kurama- Sorry can't. (The Chibi people I mean Hamsters on Kurama's shoulders jump up and down and Start to chatter as Janel scowls deeply at Kurama.)
(Meanwhile the others sit in Yukina's house. Which is really a hut type thing she built around the tree to be with her brother..... You know the tree. Janel enters)
Hiei- You look downtrodden.
Janel- I'm alive.
Yusuke- (sits in a chair Julia sits on his lap.) I like being alive again.
Janel- Yes but people in the Ningenkai couldn't hear of see you when you we're dead. I can talk to you guys you can respond. The bad part is I'm married again.
Hiei- Oh that's all it is huh?
Janel- HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT IT THAT WAY??? THIS IS IMPORTANT!! I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED!!!!!!!
Julia- Have you guys seen Kurama's hamsters'?
Hiei- Yes they look like me and Janel!
Yukina- Janel and I.
Hiei- Sorry Yukina........... (Kurama enters)
Kurama- HELLO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!1
Janel- What was that? You talking to your friends? I don't see them.
Kurama- Funny. (Janel smiles sweetly)
Julia- (yawns) So bored. (Yusuke kisses her)
Julia- That's better.
Yukina- Do you guys want some tea?
Janel- Coffee? (Yukina nods then turns her back to the others. Hiei pulls a flask out of his sleeve and pours it into the tea. Thus we now have spiked tea.)
Janel- Reason being why I asked for coffee.
Hiei- Other than the fact that coffee's good. (Turns to Yukina) I'll have coffee too!!
Julia- But Hiei you're the one that spiked the tea in the first place!
Yukina- What you spiked my tea!! (The gang puts on innocent faces)
Yukina- That's it! Get out!
Yusuke- Aw common Yukina. It's all in fun!
Yukina- OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!!! (The group runs out trying to dodge the bricks of ice being hurled at them)
Hiei- That was all you're fault Julia!!!!
Julia- No worries. Let's go to Starbucks or something.
Janel- I hear that. I guess I won't have to go coffee less after all.
ChibiJanel- CHI!!!
ChibiHiei- CHI!!!!
Kurama- Aren't they the cutest hamsters you've ever seen in your entire life!!!
(The others look at Kurama with blank stares)
Kurama- (Looks at the hamsters) Sometimes I feel like you're the only ones that understand me.
ChibiJanel+Hiei- CHI!!!!! (Kurama looks around to see that the others already left)
(At Starbucks)
Yusuke- AHOY STARBUCKS EMPLOYEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StarbucksWorkers- AHOY POTENTIAL BUYER!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- I'll have two of every kind of coffee and five pieces of coffee cake. (The cashier looks at her blankly)
Janel- (Snaps her fingers) Okay let's get with the program here people! Need my order. I'm gonna have a coffee depravation fit her in a moment.
(After Janel gets her order she joins the others at a table. They're all looking out the windows)
Janel- What are we looking at?
Yusuke- Kurama. He's walked by like ten times.
Julia- Eleven.
(Kurama walks by looking around like he's looking for something. The gang laughs at him)
(About twenty minutes later the gang leaves Starbucks and heads down the street. As soon as they leave Kurama goes in Starbucks)
Kurama- HI GUYS!!!! You wouldn't believe how long it took me to find this place. (Kurama looks around the empty Starbucks. The workers look at him blankly. Kurama blushes deep red then turns and leaves)
(Meanwhile at Julia's house)
Julia- I wonder how long before Kurama figures out that we left Starbucks.
Hiei- I wonder how long before Kurama figures out where Starbucks is!
Kurama- I wonder how long it'll take Hiei and Julia to figure out that Kurama's standing right behind them.
Julia+Hiei- AHHHHHHHH!!!! DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!!!!!
ChibiJanel+ChibiHiei- CHI!!! CHI!!!!
Kurama- That's right, chi! (Turns to the others) I think that because of that joke you played on me it's time to do what I want to do!
(Janel goes over and hides behind Hiei)
Janel- Noooooooo! Not what you want to do!
Kurama- Let's play the body chocolate game! It's where paint chocolate on people then lick it off!
(Janel cowers behind Hiei)
Janel- NOT THE BODY CHOCOLATE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- Don't worry Janel, Yusuke and I stole the game and used all the chocolate.
Kurama- Nooooooooooo! My game!
(Janel jumps from behind Hiei)
Janel- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- You guys know what?
Others- What Julia?
(Julia gets a freaky looking and googly eyed)
Julia- Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hiei morphs into the same type of creature that Julia is)
Hiei- Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Moments later Yusuke and Kurama also become the Sake needing creatures)
SakeCreatures- Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-ke
(Janel and the little chibi Janel and Hiei hamsters look at each other)
Janel- I don't get it.
ChibiHiei- Chi?
Janel- Quite right Chibi Hiei. We should go get more coffee. You coming Chibi Janel?
ChibiJanel- CHI!!!!!!!!!
(The three walk off leaving the Sake creatures lying on the floor of Julia's house)
END
Sequel to "All Hail the Randomness"
(This is me still not owning the characters)
SpiritJanel- I is a Spirit! I is a Spirit. And I'm not married! (Kurama walks up next to Janel Chibi Hiei on one shoulder Chibi Janel on the other shoulder.)
Kurama- Yes you are!
SpiritJanel- Are what?
Kurama- Married. Look. (Kurama holds up a book titled "Raising the Dead for Beginners")
Janel- I hate you.
Kurama- Aw common wife you know you love me.
Janel- No I don't. Make me dead again!
Kurama- Sorry can't. (The Chibi people I mean Hamsters on Kurama's shoulders jump up and down and Start to chatter as Janel scowls deeply at Kurama.)
(Meanwhile the others sit in Yukina's house. Which is really a hut type thing she built around the tree to be with her brother..... You know the tree. Janel enters)
Hiei- You look downtrodden.
Janel- I'm alive.
Yusuke- (sits in a chair Julia sits on his lap.) I like being alive again.
Janel- Yes but people in the Ningenkai couldn't hear of see you when you we're dead. I can talk to you guys you can respond. The bad part is I'm married again.
Hiei- Oh that's all it is huh?
Janel- HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT IT THAT WAY??? THIS IS IMPORTANT!! I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED!!!!!!!
Julia- Have you guys seen Kurama's hamsters'?
Hiei- Yes they look like me and Janel!
Yukina- Janel and I.
Hiei- Sorry Yukina........... (Kurama enters)
Kurama- HELLO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!1
Janel- What was that? You talking to your friends? I don't see them.
Kurama- Funny. (Janel smiles sweetly)
Julia- (yawns) So bored. (Yusuke kisses her)
Julia- That's better.
Yukina- Do you guys want some tea?
Janel- Coffee? (Yukina nods then turns her back to the others. Hiei pulls a flask out of his sleeve and pours it into the tea. Thus we now have spiked tea.)
Janel- Reason being why I asked for coffee.
Hiei- Other than the fact that coffee's good. (Turns to Yukina) I'll have coffee too!!
Julia- But Hiei you're the one that spiked the tea in the first place!
Yukina- What you spiked my tea!! (The gang puts on innocent faces)
Yukina- That's it! Get out!
Yusuke- Aw common Yukina. It's all in fun!
Yukina- OUT!!! OUT!!! OUT!!!! (The group runs out trying to dodge the bricks of ice being hurled at them)
Hiei- That was all you're fault Julia!!!!
Julia- No worries. Let's go to Starbucks or something.
Janel- I hear that. I guess I won't have to go coffee less after all.
ChibiJanel- CHI!!!
ChibiHiei- CHI!!!!
Kurama- Aren't they the cutest hamsters you've ever seen in your entire life!!!
(The others look at Kurama with blank stares)
Kurama- (Looks at the hamsters) Sometimes I feel like you're the only ones that understand me.
ChibiJanel+Hiei- CHI!!!!! (Kurama looks around to see that the others already left)
(At Starbucks)
Yusuke- AHOY STARBUCKS EMPLOYEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StarbucksWorkers- AHOY POTENTIAL BUYER!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- I'll have two of every kind of coffee and five pieces of coffee cake. (The cashier looks at her blankly)
Janel- (Snaps her fingers) Okay let's get with the program here people! Need my order. I'm gonna have a coffee depravation fit her in a moment.
(After Janel gets her order she joins the others at a table. They're all looking out the windows)
Janel- What are we looking at?
Yusuke- Kurama. He's walked by like ten times.
Julia- Eleven.
(Kurama walks by looking around like he's looking for something. The gang laughs at him)
(About twenty minutes later the gang leaves Starbucks and heads down the street. As soon as they leave Kurama goes in Starbucks)
Kurama- HI GUYS!!!! You wouldn't believe how long it took me to find this place. (Kurama looks around the empty Starbucks. The workers look at him blankly. Kurama blushes deep red then turns and leaves)
(Meanwhile at Julia's house)
Julia- I wonder how long before Kurama figures out that we left Starbucks.
Hiei- I wonder how long before Kurama figures out where Starbucks is!
Kurama- I wonder how long it'll take Hiei and Julia to figure out that Kurama's standing right behind them.
Julia+Hiei- AHHHHHHHH!!!! DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!!!!!
ChibiJanel+ChibiHiei- CHI!!! CHI!!!!
Kurama- That's right, chi! (Turns to the others) I think that because of that joke you played on me it's time to do what I want to do!
(Janel goes over and hides behind Hiei)
Janel- Noooooooo! Not what you want to do!
Kurama- Let's play the body chocolate game! It's where paint chocolate on people then lick it off!
(Janel cowers behind Hiei)
Janel- NOT THE BODY CHOCOLATE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- Don't worry Janel, Yusuke and I stole the game and used all the chocolate.
Kurama- Nooooooooooo! My game!
(Janel jumps from behind Hiei)
Janel- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- You guys know what?
Others- What Julia?
(Julia gets a freaky looking and googly eyed)
Julia- Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hiei morphs into the same type of creature that Julia is)
Hiei- Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Moments later Yusuke and Kurama also become the Sake needing creatures)
SakeCreatures- Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-Ke Sa-ke
(Janel and the little chibi Janel and Hiei hamsters look at each other)
Janel- I don't get it.
ChibiHiei- Chi?
Janel- Quite right Chibi Hiei. We should go get more coffee. You coming Chibi Janel?
ChibiJanel- CHI!!!!!!!!!
(The three walk off leaving the Sake creatures lying on the floor of Julia's house)
END