All Praise the Randomness
Sequel to "All Hail the Randomness" and "All Bow Down to the Randomness"
Oh yeah the characters still don't belong to me
(Janel enters Julia's house)
Janel- (In a bad English accent) I WANT A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- A scone?
Janel Yes! A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- Why do you want a scone?
Janel- SCONE'S are good! (There's a long pause and the three look at each other)
Janel- I WANT A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- If we get you a scone will you stop talking like that?
Janel- It's not scone. It's SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- Right scone.
Janel- Yay you said it!!!
(Hiei enters)
Hiei- What's going on in here! I can hear your bad accent from the street!
Julia- Janel wants a scone.
Janel- SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're going to say it say it right!!!!!! Now everyone say it together!
Everyone except Janel- scone............
Janel- Again?
Everyone except Janel- scone.......................
Janel- Common guys we're gonna do this over and over again until you get it right!!!!!!!!
(Three hours later)
Everyone except Janel- scone.........
Janel- Common guys get with it! SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- That's it I've had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCONE SCONE SCONE SCONE SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- See guys Julia's got it!
(Kurama runs in)
Kurama- GUYS!!!!!!!!
Others- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama- I LOST CHIBI HIEI AND CHIBI JANEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- Oh I thought something bad happened!
Kurama- What would you define as bad?
Julia- No Sake
Janel- No coffee
Hiei- No Food
Yusuke- No green pants
Janel- Yusuke your pants are blue!
Yusuke- What? (Looks at his pants) OH NO MY GREEN PANTS!!!!!!!! GONE!!!!!!!!!!! (sobs uncontrollably)
(Everyone but Yusuke rests their faces in their hands and sweatdrops)
Kurama- So will you guys help me find them?
Hiei- Find who?
Kurama- ChibiJanel and ChibiHiei!!!!!!!
Janel- Sure. But this isn't for you ya know it's for them.
Kurama- Thank you Janel-san! I always knew I married you for a reason!
Janel- Will you please get it trough your big head! We are NOT married!!!
(Kurama gets all teary)
Kurama- First I lose my hamsters and now my wife what next! (sobs uncontrollably)
Julia+Hiei+Yusuke- AHHH!!! JANEL MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- Must I do everything?
Others- YES HELP!!!!
Janel- (Sweatdrop) I'll help you guys but first get me a SCONE!!!!
Everyone but Janel- (sweatdrop/facevault)
Julia- Fine we'll go get you a scone!
Janel- SCONE!!!
Julia- Yeah whatever.
Kurama- (stops sobbing) Hey speaking of scones I could really go for a croissant!
Janel- NO!!! THERE SHALL BE NO CROSSANTS WHEN THERE ARE SCONES TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kurama cowers in fear)
Kurama- O-Okay..................................
Yusuke- Hey Kurama stopped crying now we don't need your help Janel! YAY!!!!
(Janel slaps Kurama over the head pulling his hair)
Kurama- M-M-M- My-My-MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts to sob again)
Janel- GO GET ME A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The others run off then return and hand Janel a bag of scones)
Janel- Mmmm thank you!
(Janel starts to eat her scones)
Julia- Janel?
Janel- Wha wha what? Julia- You can stop Kurama's sobbing any time now.
Janel- (sigh) Fine
(Janel goes over and gives Kurama a hug he stops crying and locks her in a hugging death grip)
Kurama- I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- I-can't-breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei- Dude Kurama Let Go!!
(Kurama reluctantly drops Janel)
Janel- Thank you Hiei.
Hiei- Don't mention it.
(Sappy romantic music starts to play as Janel and Hiei take each others hands and start kissing)
Kurama- NOOOO I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ChibiJanel and ChibiHiei jump out of Kurama's pockets)
ChibiJanel+Hiei- CHI!!! CHI!!!!
Kurama- Oh my darlings I thought you were gone forever!!!
Julia- Let me get this strait all this time the hamsters were in Kurama's pockets?
Yusuke- I guess so.......
Julia- (sweatdrop/facevault)
(Julia yells over to Janel and Hiei)
Julia- Whenever you two are done we can go get Sake!
(Janel and Hiei stop kissing)
Janel- Okay.
Hiei- Can we kiss later?
Janel- More than you know.
Hiei- YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I mean, that sounds good.
(Janel and Hiei follow Yusuke, Julia and Kurama to the Sake bar)
END
Oh yeah the characters still don't belong to me
(Janel enters Julia's house)
Janel- (In a bad English accent) I WANT A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- A scone?
Janel Yes! A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- Why do you want a scone?
Janel- SCONE'S are good! (There's a long pause and the three look at each other)
Janel- I WANT A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- If we get you a scone will you stop talking like that?
Janel- It's not scone. It's SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- Right scone.
Janel- Yay you said it!!!
(Hiei enters)
Hiei- What's going on in here! I can hear your bad accent from the street!
Julia- Janel wants a scone.
Janel- SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're going to say it say it right!!!!!! Now everyone say it together!
Everyone except Janel- scone............
Janel- Again?
Everyone except Janel- scone.......................
Janel- Common guys we're gonna do this over and over again until you get it right!!!!!!!!
(Three hours later)
Everyone except Janel- scone.........
Janel- Common guys get with it! SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- That's it I've had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCONE SCONE SCONE SCONE SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- See guys Julia's got it!
(Kurama runs in)
Kurama- GUYS!!!!!!!!
Others- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama- I LOST CHIBI HIEI AND CHIBI JANEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia- Oh I thought something bad happened!
Kurama- What would you define as bad?
Julia- No Sake
Janel- No coffee
Hiei- No Food
Yusuke- No green pants
Janel- Yusuke your pants are blue!
Yusuke- What? (Looks at his pants) OH NO MY GREEN PANTS!!!!!!!! GONE!!!!!!!!!!! (sobs uncontrollably)
(Everyone but Yusuke rests their faces in their hands and sweatdrops)
Kurama- So will you guys help me find them?
Hiei- Find who?
Kurama- ChibiJanel and ChibiHiei!!!!!!!
Janel- Sure. But this isn't for you ya know it's for them.
Kurama- Thank you Janel-san! I always knew I married you for a reason!
Janel- Will you please get it trough your big head! We are NOT married!!!
(Kurama gets all teary)
Kurama- First I lose my hamsters and now my wife what next! (sobs uncontrollably)
Julia+Hiei+Yusuke- AHHH!!! JANEL MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- Must I do everything?
Others- YES HELP!!!!
Janel- (Sweatdrop) I'll help you guys but first get me a SCONE!!!!
Everyone but Janel- (sweatdrop/facevault)
Julia- Fine we'll go get you a scone!
Janel- SCONE!!!
Julia- Yeah whatever.
Kurama- (stops sobbing) Hey speaking of scones I could really go for a croissant!
Janel- NO!!! THERE SHALL BE NO CROSSANTS WHEN THERE ARE SCONES TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kurama cowers in fear)
Kurama- O-Okay..................................
Yusuke- Hey Kurama stopped crying now we don't need your help Janel! YAY!!!!
(Janel slaps Kurama over the head pulling his hair)
Kurama- M-M-M- My-My-MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts to sob again)
Janel- GO GET ME A SCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The others run off then return and hand Janel a bag of scones)
Janel- Mmmm thank you!
(Janel starts to eat her scones)
Julia- Janel?
Janel- Wha wha what? Julia- You can stop Kurama's sobbing any time now.
Janel- (sigh) Fine
(Janel goes over and gives Kurama a hug he stops crying and locks her in a hugging death grip)
Kurama- I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janel- I-can't-breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei- Dude Kurama Let Go!!
(Kurama reluctantly drops Janel)
Janel- Thank you Hiei.
Hiei- Don't mention it.
(Sappy romantic music starts to play as Janel and Hiei take each others hands and start kissing)
Kurama- NOOOO I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ChibiJanel and ChibiHiei jump out of Kurama's pockets)
ChibiJanel+Hiei- CHI!!! CHI!!!!
Kurama- Oh my darlings I thought you were gone forever!!!
Julia- Let me get this strait all this time the hamsters were in Kurama's pockets?
Yusuke- I guess so.......
Julia- (sweatdrop/facevault)
(Julia yells over to Janel and Hiei)
Julia- Whenever you two are done we can go get Sake!
(Janel and Hiei stop kissing)
Janel- Okay.
Hiei- Can we kiss later?
Janel- More than you know.
Hiei- YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I mean, that sounds good.
(Janel and Hiei follow Yusuke, Julia and Kurama to the Sake bar)
END