MEANWHILE BACK AT THE LAKE
JOEY, TRISTAN, JADEN, SYRUS, HASSELBERRY, CHAZZ, ASTER, ATTICUS JESSIE, JIM, AXEL, YUSEI, JACK, CROW, LEO, YUMA, BRONK, SHARK, YUYA, YUTO, SHAY, YUGO, YURI, GONG, SYLVIO, SORA, MOON SHADOW AND SUN SHADOW AT THE LAKE FISHING
SYLVIO CAUGHT A BITE
SYLVIO: HEY I CAUGHT ONE!
SORA QUICKLY SNAPPED THE FISHING LINE WHICB PISSED OFF SYLVIO
SYLVIO: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DONE THAT!!!
SORA: BECAUSE YOU SUCK
JOEY: MAN, IS HE ALWAYS A ASSHOLE TO HIM LIKE THAT?
YUYA: YES... HEY, JOEY. HAVE YOU EVER LIKE... WELL... YOU KNOW? DATED MAI VALENTINE?
JOEY: ME? I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE AND BESIDES SHE'S LIKE 24 YEAR'S OLD AND I'M LIKE 18 STILL EVEN THO I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL MONTH'S AGO
YUYA LOOKED SURPRISED
YUYA: JESUS CHRIST I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS THAT OLD
JOEY: TELL ME ABOUT IT, IT SURPRISED ME TO BE HONEST AND BACK IN DUELIST KINGDOM THREE YEAR'S AGO I WAS LIKE 15 AND SHE WAS LIKE 21 YEAR'S OLD
YUYA: DAMN DUELIST KINGDOM WAS THREE YEAR'S AGO? DON'T FEEL THAT LONG
JOEY: YUYA, I KNOW YOU'RE 18 LIKE ME BUT THE WAY I SEE IT... IT FEELS NOSTALGIA THINKING ABOUT THOSE DAY'S WHEN YUGI WON HIS FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP AND I NEVER WENT BACK TO THAT ISLAND AFTER THE CHAMPIONSHIP BUT IF I EVER DID? I WOULD CRY MYSELF AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
YUYA: YOU KNOW I NEVER HAD A CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT LIKE DUELIST KINGDOM BUT THINKING ABOUT THE DAY'S I HAD BEFORE THE WAR I WENT THROUGH... THE WORLD WAS DIFFERENT
JOEY: YOUR WAR CAN'T BE THAT BAD AND BESIDES, YUGI EGYPTIAN GOD CARD'S WAS STOLEN BY THREE GOONS NAMED ALLISTER, VALON AND RAFAEL WHO WAS SENT BY THEIR MASTER NAMED DARTZ THE KING OF ATLANTIS TO RETRIEVE IT. IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF WE WENT THROUGH JUST FOR SOME CARD BOARD? ONE TIME, DUEL MONSTER'S CAME TO LIFE
YUYA: I NEVER KNEW THAT
YUTO AND TORI WALKED UP TO JADEN AND SERENA
YUGO GOT A BITE
YUGO: I GOT ONE!
SORA CUT THE FISHING LINE WHICH PISSED OFF YUGO
TORI: IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THAT TO YOU GUY'S?
YUTO: YES AND THERE'S TIMES HE DONE SHIT WAY WORSTER THEN THAT... I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY LATER
YUGO: DO YOU GOT SOME SISTER NAMED SERENITY BECAUSE I REMEMBER LOOKING UP ON YOUR WIKI PAGE THAT YOU GOT A SISTER
JOEY: I GOT MY OWN WIKI PAGE BACK IN YOUR DIMENSION THEN THAT MEANS I'M FAMOUS, YES. I DO GOT A SISTER NAMED SERENITY
YUYA: SHE DON'T LIVE WITH YOU DON'T SHE?
JOEY: WELL NOT REALLY SINCE ME AND HER SPLIT APART WHEN WE WAS KID'S THANKS TO MY ALCOHOLIC FATHER BUT NOW I LIVE ON MY OWN BECAUSE POLICE FOUND HIM IN A ALLEYWAY SHOT DEAD AND I GUESS IT WAS FROM A POKER GAME OF HIM STEALING MONEY BUT I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE'S DEAD, YOU CAN CALL ME COLD HEARTED BUT WENT THROUGH SHIT BECAUSE OF HIM
YUYA: OH, WELL HOPE YOUR LIFE IS GOING WELL
JOEY: TRUST ME IT IS
MEANWHILE AT PRIMIS GEN 1 DIMENSION
PANIK IN A DARK PURPLE ROBE LIKE SEEKER AFTER GETTING BRAIN WASHED
THE TWO GOONS WALKED INTO THE MEETING ROOM WHERE CUKO, BENTZ, NOUR, XIO, INKA, MANDO, XANS, KAPPITY, VORY, POLO, QUIN, RURI, TERA AND FRUDO ARE WAITING TO MEET THEM
SEEKER: WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'LL NEED US FOR?
PANIK: WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
XIO: MASTER URIOVIEL WANTS MORE POWERFUL PEOPLE TO JOIN HIS CLAN SO PANIK, CUKO, BENTZ, NOUR AND ME WILL BE GOING BACK IN TIME IN THE GEN 1 DIMENSION TO PICK UP A TARGET THAT'LL BE WORTHY TO JOIN
SEEKER: AND WHO'LL THAT BE?
XIO GAVE SEEKER THE PAD AND SEEKER SEES THE THE TARGET
SEEKER: OH MY! HIM?
SEEKER STARTED LAUGHING EVILY
SEEKER: WOW, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING
PANIK: LET ME SEE
SEEKER HANDED PANIK THE PAD
PANIK: MY... MY... THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL BE WORTH IT
XIO: AND WE'RE GONNA BRAIN WASH THAT FUCKER TO JOIN US
KAPPTIY: AND HE'LL BE MORE WORTH IT TO JOIN THE CLAN THEN YOU FUCKING GREY HAIR PRICK!
SEEKER GROWLED IN ANGERED
SEEKER: STILL TAKING THAT SHIT?
KAPPITY: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SEEKER: NOT SUCKING YOUR COCK BUT DUELING YOU WILL BE INTERESTING AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FUCKING MOMENT TO PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A BITCH YOU ARE
KAPPTIY SMILED EVILY
KAPPTIY: DON'T WORRY, WHEN YOU LOSE. YOU'LL BECOME MY BITCH AND SUCK MY COCK
SEEKER LAUGHED EVILY
XIO: Y'ALL TWO FUCKS CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, US FIVE WILL BE GOING NOW
PANIK: THIS DUEL WOULD INTERESTING TO WATCH BUT LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH
XIO OPENED A BLUE PORTAL
XIO: WE'LL BE BACK ANY MINUTE SOON TO CAPTURE THIS FUCKER
PANIK, CUKO, BENTZ, NOUR AND XIO WALKED THROUGH THE BLUE PORTAL UNTIL THE PORTAL CLOSED BEHIND
KAPPTIY: LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH BITCH!
SEEKER AND KAPPTIY GOT IN POSITION UNDER THE MISSING ROOF OF THE MUSEUM WHILE TURNING ON THEIR GEN 1 DUEL DISKS
SEEKER AND KAPPTIY BROUGHT OUT THEIR DUEL DISKS, SHUFFLED IT AND SLIDE IT IN THEIR DUEL DISKS DECK SLOT
KAPPTIY:8000/SEEKER:8000
INKA: I'LL FLIP THE COIN FOR YOU TWO DUMB FUCKS, SEEKER IS HEADS AND KAPPTIY IS TAILS
KAPPITY: AH YES! HEADS MEANING HE'LL BE GIVING MASTER URIOVIEL HEAD BY SUCKING HIS COCK BECAUSE SEEKER IS EVERYBODY'S BITCH!
SEEKER: FUCK YOU PAL!
INKA FLIPPED THE COIN THE. SLAPPED IT ON HIS LEFT HAND TO SEE IT'S TAILS
INKA: IT'S TAILS
SEEKER: HA! JUST WHAT I NEED
KAPPITY: FUCK YOU PAL!
KAPPITY DECK: 54
KAPPITY GY: 0
KAPPITY HAND:
AQUA MADOOR
MILLENNIUM SHIELD
CARD ADVANCED
SLASH DRAW!
OJAMA TRIO
NEEDLE BUG NEST - CARD DRAW
KAPPITY: I'LL SUMMON MY MONSTER FACEDOWN DEFENSE POSITION!
[MonsterNormal] Spellcaster/Water
[4] 1200/2000
KAPPTIY: I'LL PLACE THESE TWO CARD'S FACEDOWN IN MY SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE THEN I'LL END MY TURN!
KAPPTIY:8000/SEEKER:8000
SEEKER DECK: 54
SEEKER GY: 0
SEEKER HAND:
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS
THE RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE LEFT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE RIGHT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE LEFT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
POT OF GREED - CARD DRAW
SEEKER SMIRKED EVILY
SEEKER: HA! IT'S ALMOST OVER BITCH BUT FIRST I'LL USE POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO MORE CARD'S!
SEEKER DECK: 52
SEEKER GY: 1
SEEKER HAND:
GEAR GOLEM THE MOVING FORTRESS
THE RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE LEFT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE RIGHT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
THE LEFT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
CARD DESTRUCTION - CARD DRAW
JAR OF GREED - CARD DRAW
SEEKER: DAMN IT! I'LL PLACE THIS MONSTER FACEDOWN IN DEFENSE POSITION!
[MonsterEffect] Machine/Earth
[4] 800/2200
SEEKER: I'LL PLACE THIS CARD FACEDOWN IN MY SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE THEN I'LL END MY TURN!
KAPPITY:8000/SEEKER:8000
KAPPITY DECK: 53
KAPPITY GY: 0
KAPPITY HAND:
MILLENNIUM SHIELD
CARD ADVANCED
SLASH DRAW!
MAGICAL STONE EXCAVATION - CARD DRAW
KAPPITY: I BET THIS BASTARD HAVES SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVES, BETTER FUCK HIM UP BEFORE IT HAPPENS... ALRIGHT ASSHOLE I'LL TRIBUTE NY FACEDOWN MONSTER TO SUMMON THIS MONSTER IN FACEDOWN DEFENSE POSITION!
[MonsterNormal] Warrior/Earth
[5] 0/3000
KAPPITY: AND I'LL USE MY SPELL CARD CARD ADVANCE TO LOOK AT THE TOP FIVE CARD'S OF MY DECK AND PLACE THEM IN ANY ORDER SO I'LL SEE WHAT I GOT WAITING FOR ME
SEEKER: SOMETHING FUCKING GAY!
KAPPTIY: HA! LET'S SEE BITCH
KAPPTIY LOOKED AT THE CARD'S ON TOP OF HIS DECK AND LAUGHED
KAPPTIY: OH MAN! THIS DAY JUST GETS EVEN FUCKING BETTER YOU FUCKING PRICK SO LET ME PLACE THEM IN ORDER!
THE TOP FIVE CARD'S IN ORDER:
1. SLASH DRAW!
2. POT OF GREED
3. MAGICAL STONE EXCAVATION
4. OJAMA TRIO
5. STONE STATUE OF THE AZTECS
KAPPITY: I'LL USE MY FACEDOWN TRAP CARD OJAMA TRIO TO SPECIAL SUMMON UP TO THREE OJAMA TOKENS TO YOUR FIELD IN DEFENSE MODE!
(Beast-Type/LIGHT/Level 2/ATK 0/DEF 1000)
KAPPITY: THEY CANNOT BE TRIBUTED FOR A TRIBUTE SUMMON AND THEY'LL INFLICT 300 POINTS OF DAMAGE FOR EACH ONE TO YOU WEHN THEY'RE DESTROYED!
SEEKER: YOU CAN DO THAT ALL YOU WANT, I GOT PLENTY OF LIFE POINTS BITCH
KAPPTIY: I'M NOT DONE PUSSY BECAUSE I'LL USE MY SPELL CARD SLASH DRAW! AND WITH THIS CARD, I'LL DRAW A CARD AND IF IT'S A SLASH DRAW! CARD THEN EVERY CARD ON THE FIELD IS DESTROYED AND YOU'LL TAKE 2000 POINTS OF DAMAGE FOR EACH ONE SO LET'S DRAW TO SEE WHAT I GOT!
CUKO LOOKED SURPRISED
CUKO: THAT'S WHY HE LAUGHING WHEN HE USED CARD ADVANCED TO LOOK AT THE TOP FIVE CARD'S OF HIS DECK! THIS IS HIS STRATEGY
BENTZ: WELL SEEKER IS FUCKED NOW
KAPPITY DECK: 52
KAPPITY GY: 4
KAPPITY HAND:
MILLENNIUM SHIELD
MAGICAL STONE EXCAVATION
SLASH DRAW! - CARD DRAW
KAPPITY: WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. IT'S SLASH DRAW! AND THERE'S MY FACEDOWN CARD IN MY SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE, FACEDOWN DEFENSE POSITION MONSTER, THREE OJAMA TOKENS ON YOUR FIELD, FACEDOWN DEFENSE POSITION MONSTER ON YOUR FIELD AND A FACEDOWN TRAP CARD IN YOUR SPELL AND TRAP CARD ZONE SO THAT'S 7 IN TOTAL!
SEEKER DROPPED HIS FUCK BOY SHADES IN SHOCKED
SEEKER: THAT'S YOUR DECK STRATEGY! SLASH DRAW!
KAPPTIY: YEAH BITCH AND GOODBYE BITCH BECAUSE THAT'S 14,000 POINTS OF DAMAGE!
SEEKER: NO!!!
KAPPITY:8000/SEEKER:0
CUKO - BLUE
BENTZ - GREEN
NOUR - PURPLE
XIO - RED
INKA - BLACK
MANDO - ORANGE
XANS - GREY
KAPPITY - WHITE
VORY - PEACH
LOLO - BROWN
QUIN - VANILLA
RURI - VIOLENT
TERA - DARK BLUE
FRUDO - DARK GREY
