Kuro: O.O Whoa, people READ this?!?
Shika Plu.: Apparently so.
Kuro: *is in shock, but snaps out of it* Right ^_^ Thanks for reviewing!! *glomps people everyone who reviewed*
Chelsey-chan- Don't worry, its not one shot ^_^;; I'm just a lazy bum! No, Kakashi ISN'T too bright in this fic, lol. ^_^
Kit-Kat2- The point will arrive EVENTUALLY! ^_^
Keith Kaizer- Oh! ^_^ Alright, thankies! I'll remember to add that *adds to list of things to add*
Furikurifurkurifurikuri- You did?! O.o Well, that wasn't supposed to be there, but ^_^ okies! It works anyways! Cool name btb...
Saroya- ^_^ Thankies!
Phoenix20043- ^_^ Glad you love it!
~*~*~ Throwing Sanity into the wind:
Chapter 2: Of ramen and ballerina poses
~^~^~
Sakura entered the training place. again. To her surprise, Kakashi was there. As well as Sasuke
Isn't that strange.
"Ohayo sensei, ohayo Sasuke-kun." Sakura said.
"Ohayo Sakura-chan." Kakashi said, while reading his book. Sasuke just nodded in her general direction. Naruto entered a few seconds later.
"So, did you guys think of what a good ninja never does?" the three nodded. "Good. Naruto, what did you think of?" Naruto gave his foxy grin. He then stopped, to munch on something.
"A good ninja NEVER eats ramen." Naruto pulled out a bowl and chopsticks, and continued munching. on ramen. Sakura blinked. What was going on? Naruto NEVER ate ramen at practice. or training.
"Good, how about you Sasuke?" Kakashi turned to the other boy. Sakura looked at Sasuke, thinking he'll be sane at least. To her great disappointment, amusement, and danger to her sanity, Sasuke was wearing a pink tutu. how had she failed to note that before??
"A good ninja never does ballet." Sasuke stated firmly. He did a pliè, and started frolicking around them. Sakura rubbed her eyes in horror. She was so dreaming.
"Very good Sasuke, now, Sakura, what did you come up with?" Kakashi asked. Sakura blinked.
"Uh- a good ninja never. forgets they're brains at home." Sakura shrugged. Kakashi clapped. Naruto and Sasuke clapped (Sasuke was still doing ballerina stuff.). Sakura blinked. She was really confused. "My team has gone crazy." She mumbled under her breath.
~*~
Sakura dragged her feet home. It had been the weirdest training they had ever done. Sasuke had danced the entire time, and Naruto kept throwing ramen EVERYWHERE. She was sticky, lost, and really confused. She wished she really HAD left her brain at home. She sighed and lay down on a bench by the road.
"Sakura-chan.?" a small voice asked. Sakura looked up to see Hinata.
"Hi Hinata-chan." Sakura said tiredly. Sakura moved, and Hinata sat down beside her. Sakura looked at Hinata, and realized there was something stuck to her arm. "HINATA!!! THERE'S A THING ON YOU'RE ARM!!!" Sakura shrieked.
"Shh, Sakura-chan, shh! It's just my little sister. She's been clinging to me all day. It's really annoying." Hinata soothed.
"Watashi ai anata Oneesama!!" the little girl screamed. Sakura sweat dropped.
"You okay?" Hinata asked.
"Oh, yeah sure. Fine, if you call having ramen thrown at you all day, and watching Sasuke-kun prance around in a tutu being okay. Maybe I'm just mentally unstable or something. Maybe I'm still asleep." Sakura rambled on. Hinata sat quietly, waiting for her to stop. ". but in any case, how was you're day?"
"Well. normal, except for her." Hinata motioned her head towards the child clinging to her arm. Sakura smiled at the kid and turned back to Hinata.
"Well, at least it's just her. and not you're entire team." Hinata thought about this for a moment, and then nodded.
"True, anyways, I gotta go now. return my sister to my father and grandfather. Ja ne Sakura-chan, see you tomorrow." Hinata got up, and waved as she walked away.
"Yeah. you too." Sakura said. She groaned and got up. "I should get home too." Sakura walked home to shower.
~*~
Sakura lay in bed. Clean and non-ramen smelling. She reviewed everything that had happened in her head.
"This is crazy. maybe it'll stop being crazy tomorrow." Sakura mumbled and rolled over and went to sleep.
Little did Sakura know that the weird-ness would only get weirder.
Oh how I pity her.
"Don't worry Akamaru! I'll find you a friend! Tomorrow, after I sleep. You know the thing an almost normal person does? Well. G'night!"
~*~*~
Kuro's Random Dictionary of the randomly used and somewhat directly translated and sloppily thrown together sentences while all in all stating the obvious!
Chappie 1:
Sensei: Teacher... why am I saying this to you? Because I can!
Baka: Idiot [o.O]
Hai: Yes!
Ano: Kinda like 'um' or 'uh'
Chappie 2:
Ohayo: the full phrase is 'Ohayo gozimasu' which means 'Good morning'
Watashi ai anata Oneesama: it means 'I love you sister'.
Ja Ne: Like "see you later" or just "later"
~*~
I would like to apologize for being so slow with my updates *bows* Gomen nasi! ^__^ I will put the next chapter up next week! PROMISE! ^_^ I'll try and make my chapters longer also... but this wont be going on for very long!
Kakashi Plu.: Thank Hokage-sama!
Kuro _ Please Read and Review!
Shika Plu.: Apparently so.
Kuro: *is in shock, but snaps out of it* Right ^_^ Thanks for reviewing!! *glomps people everyone who reviewed*
Chelsey-chan- Don't worry, its not one shot ^_^;; I'm just a lazy bum! No, Kakashi ISN'T too bright in this fic, lol. ^_^
Kit-Kat2- The point will arrive EVENTUALLY! ^_^
Keith Kaizer- Oh! ^_^ Alright, thankies! I'll remember to add that *adds to list of things to add*
Furikurifurkurifurikuri- You did?! O.o Well, that wasn't supposed to be there, but ^_^ okies! It works anyways! Cool name btb...
Saroya- ^_^ Thankies!
Phoenix20043- ^_^ Glad you love it!
~*~*~ Throwing Sanity into the wind:
Chapter 2: Of ramen and ballerina poses
~^~^~
Sakura entered the training place. again. To her surprise, Kakashi was there. As well as Sasuke
Isn't that strange.
"Ohayo sensei, ohayo Sasuke-kun." Sakura said.
"Ohayo Sakura-chan." Kakashi said, while reading his book. Sasuke just nodded in her general direction. Naruto entered a few seconds later.
"So, did you guys think of what a good ninja never does?" the three nodded. "Good. Naruto, what did you think of?" Naruto gave his foxy grin. He then stopped, to munch on something.
"A good ninja NEVER eats ramen." Naruto pulled out a bowl and chopsticks, and continued munching. on ramen. Sakura blinked. What was going on? Naruto NEVER ate ramen at practice. or training.
"Good, how about you Sasuke?" Kakashi turned to the other boy. Sakura looked at Sasuke, thinking he'll be sane at least. To her great disappointment, amusement, and danger to her sanity, Sasuke was wearing a pink tutu. how had she failed to note that before??
"A good ninja never does ballet." Sasuke stated firmly. He did a pliè, and started frolicking around them. Sakura rubbed her eyes in horror. She was so dreaming.
"Very good Sasuke, now, Sakura, what did you come up with?" Kakashi asked. Sakura blinked.
"Uh- a good ninja never. forgets they're brains at home." Sakura shrugged. Kakashi clapped. Naruto and Sasuke clapped (Sasuke was still doing ballerina stuff.). Sakura blinked. She was really confused. "My team has gone crazy." She mumbled under her breath.
~*~
Sakura dragged her feet home. It had been the weirdest training they had ever done. Sasuke had danced the entire time, and Naruto kept throwing ramen EVERYWHERE. She was sticky, lost, and really confused. She wished she really HAD left her brain at home. She sighed and lay down on a bench by the road.
"Sakura-chan.?" a small voice asked. Sakura looked up to see Hinata.
"Hi Hinata-chan." Sakura said tiredly. Sakura moved, and Hinata sat down beside her. Sakura looked at Hinata, and realized there was something stuck to her arm. "HINATA!!! THERE'S A THING ON YOU'RE ARM!!!" Sakura shrieked.
"Shh, Sakura-chan, shh! It's just my little sister. She's been clinging to me all day. It's really annoying." Hinata soothed.
"Watashi ai anata Oneesama!!" the little girl screamed. Sakura sweat dropped.
"You okay?" Hinata asked.
"Oh, yeah sure. Fine, if you call having ramen thrown at you all day, and watching Sasuke-kun prance around in a tutu being okay. Maybe I'm just mentally unstable or something. Maybe I'm still asleep." Sakura rambled on. Hinata sat quietly, waiting for her to stop. ". but in any case, how was you're day?"
"Well. normal, except for her." Hinata motioned her head towards the child clinging to her arm. Sakura smiled at the kid and turned back to Hinata.
"Well, at least it's just her. and not you're entire team." Hinata thought about this for a moment, and then nodded.
"True, anyways, I gotta go now. return my sister to my father and grandfather. Ja ne Sakura-chan, see you tomorrow." Hinata got up, and waved as she walked away.
"Yeah. you too." Sakura said. She groaned and got up. "I should get home too." Sakura walked home to shower.
~*~
Sakura lay in bed. Clean and non-ramen smelling. She reviewed everything that had happened in her head.
"This is crazy. maybe it'll stop being crazy tomorrow." Sakura mumbled and rolled over and went to sleep.
Little did Sakura know that the weird-ness would only get weirder.
Oh how I pity her.
"Don't worry Akamaru! I'll find you a friend! Tomorrow, after I sleep. You know the thing an almost normal person does? Well. G'night!"
~*~*~
Kuro's Random Dictionary of the randomly used and somewhat directly translated and sloppily thrown together sentences while all in all stating the obvious!
Chappie 1:
Sensei: Teacher... why am I saying this to you? Because I can!
Baka: Idiot [o.O]
Hai: Yes!
Ano: Kinda like 'um' or 'uh'
Chappie 2:
Ohayo: the full phrase is 'Ohayo gozimasu' which means 'Good morning'
Watashi ai anata Oneesama: it means 'I love you sister'.
Ja Ne: Like "see you later" or just "later"
~*~
I would like to apologize for being so slow with my updates *bows* Gomen nasi! ^__^ I will put the next chapter up next week! PROMISE! ^_^ I'll try and make my chapters longer also... but this wont be going on for very long!
Kakashi Plu.: Thank Hokage-sama!
Kuro _ Please Read and Review!